Slam His Crusade
(Sung to the tune of "Amber Cascades" by America)

(Sorry, no MIDI music is available for this parody)

(instrumental intro)

Slam his crusade; oil war is his way.
Bush now squawks Iraq took his cakewalk;
Victory delayed.
Troubles now brew; burst into view.
Beaten up by the bad news that hides through his crew.

We're appalled at his plan to spend cash like water;
Appalled that his plans won't stop all the slaughter,
In view... now in view.

Pan his charades; fraud made now so plain.
Soon this fall, through our votes cast, let him go.
Bush annoyed, in pain.
Shrub and his crew... battle me and you,
'Cause it's time for another leader;
Our dunce king is really quite through.

We're appalled at his plan to spend cash like water;
Appalled that his plans won't stop all the slaughter,
In view...

(instrumental break)

We're appalled at his plan to spend cash like water;
Appalled that his plans won't stop all the slaughter,
In view... now in view.

(instrumental break)

Bush...crew... all... have to go...
Bush...crew... all... have to go...

(repeat refrain and fade)