At Night, I Scream
(Sung to the tune of "Good Night, Irene" by The Kingston Trio)

As sung by Dubya, haunted by the specter of being a one-term president like his father:

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(instrumental intro)

My bad dreams at night have me worried:
Me and the Right could go down.
Now me and the Right are hau-aun-ted;
Voters could take my stolen crown.

I scream at ni-i-ight.
I scream at night.
At night, I scream.
At night, I scream.
Defeat now haunts my dreams.

I could lose grip of the country.
I could lose grip, and go down.
I could lose despite de-vo-o-tion
Of the chumps who delivered my crown.

I scream at ni-i-ight.
I scream at night.
At night, I scream.
At night, I scream.
Defeat now haunts my dreams.

(instrumental break)

I hope my team prolongs my coup.
I hope my power won't run dry.
I can't defend attacks on me.
I'll have to make war; tell more lies.

I scream at ni-i-ight.
I scream at night.
At night, I scream.
At night, I scream.
Defeat now haunts my dreams.

I'm ramblin'... and I'm gamblin'...
I'm prayin' we're safe, Far Right.
I'm only loved by my family,
And brown-noses who aren't bright.

I scream at ni-i-ight.
I scream at night.
At night, I scream.
At night, I scream.
Defeat now haunts my dreams.

At night, I scream.
At night, I scream.
Defeat now haunts my dreams.