Arms inspector David Kay announced he has found no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, further damaging the credibility of the Bush administration who went to war on false pretenses

Dave Kay Found None
(Sung to the tune of "Our Day Will Come" by Ruby & The Romantics)

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(instrumental intro)

Dave Kay found none...
What weapons? Found nothing.
Bush cares 'bout oil.
Failing is Shrub the King.

Let's all give hell to Bush, who has lied just so (lied just so)
To war he'd go (war he'd go)
Let's boot... Shrubby.

Dave Kay found none.
Bushies cried "Wait a while!"
They'd cheer, then cuss;
Bush sh*t stinks for a mile.

War dreams now tragic,
'Cause our troops have to stay.
Now Shrub must pay:
Dave Kay... found none.
(Dave Kay... found none... Dave Kay... found none)

(instrumental break)

War dreams now tragic,
'Cause our troops have to stay.
Now Shrub must pay:
Dave Kay... found none.
Dave Kay... found none.