An ode to homophobia sung by Dubya Bush, pandering to the Religious Right while advocating a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriages

No Gay Marriage
(Sung to the tune of "Love And Marriage" by Frank Sinatra)

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As sung by Dubya Bush:

(instrumental intro)

No gay marriage!
No gay marriage!
Right wing voters want me to disparage...
Go to hell, gay brothers...
You can't have fun wedding each other.

No gay marriage!
No gay marriage!
New amendment fixes law miscarriage.
Task our right wing gentry.
We'll crack down with religious sentries.

Try, try, try to legislate this.
End this confusion.
Try, try, try, when it's kingdom come,
It's no delusion.

No gay marriage!
No gay marriage!
Right wing voters want me to disparage.
Lesbians should shudder.
New law will squeeze 'em like an udder.

(repeat verses)