War Plan's Been Bungled
Bush's Iraq invasion "cakewalk" by Richard Perle and Don Rumsfeld turns out to be fake talk
(Sung to the tune of "Run Through The Jungle" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

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War in Iraq's a nightmare.
Shock and Awe won't do.
They told Bush: "Our cakewalk's a go."
Said Perle, "We can't lose."

The Bush war plan's been bungled...
The Bush war plan's been bungled...
The Bush war plan's been bungled...
Sold Bush a fantasy.

Generals heard a-grumblin':
"Neo-cons to blame!
Not enough troops or guns were loaded.
Iraq fights - they came!"

The Bush war plan's been bungled...
The Bush war plan's been bungled...
The Bush war plan's been bungled...
Sold Bush a fantasy.

(instrumental break)

Quick war they were countin',
All went up in smoke.
The Bush war hawks have no wisdom.
Their war plan's a joke.

The Bush war plan's been bungled...
The Bush war plan's been bungled...
The Bush war plan's been bungled...
Sold Bush a fantasy...

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