Bungled The Cakewalk
(Sung to the tune of "Under The Boardwalk" by The Drifters)

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The Iraq sun beats down and cooks our soldiers in their suits.
A cakewalk this is not, as promised by those neo-conning brutes.
Bungled the cakewalk.
What do we see?
Press has blanketed Bush Baby.
He's still blame-free.

Rumsfeld barks, you'll hear, just from his sound, things aren't going well.
Due to war hawks' haste and war fog, the "Allies" got hell.
Bungled the cakewalk.
What do we see?
Press has blanketed Bush Baby.
He's still blame-free.

Bungled the cakewalk (but bombing's fun)...
Bungled the cakewalk (Shock and Awe hadn't won)...
Bungled the cakewalk (Rummy thought that's enough)...
Bungled the cakewalk (Iraq war's gotten tough)...
Bungled the cakewalk... cakewalk.

(instrumental break)

Bungled the cakewalk.
What do we see?
Press has blanketed Bush Baby.
He's still blame-free.

Bungled the cakewalk (but bombing's fun)...
Bungled the cakewalk (Shock and Awe hadn't won)...
Bungled the cakewalk (Rummy thought that's enough)...
Bungled the cakewalk (Iraq war's gotten tough)...
Bungled the cakewalk... cakewalk.