HEAVEN CAN HATE
Watch Bill Maher's hilarious "tribute" to the late Jerry Falwell (click on photo below)

"I know you're not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but I think we can make an exception because speaking ill of the dead was kind of Jerry Falwell's hobby." - Bill Maher

Wake Up, Mr. Ashcroft
(Sung to the tune of "Wake Up, Little Suzie" by The Everly Brothers)

Satire inspired by the testimony of former Deputy Attorney General James Comey, who testified before Congress that President Bush sent then White House Counsel (now Attorney General) Alberto Gonzalez and Chief of Staff Andrew Card to the hospital room of the gravely-ill Attorney General John Ashcroft, to attempt to coerce him into signing off on authorization on Bush's policy of spy on Americans without court warrants. Comey and Ashcroft both refused to sign off on the policy, but Bush bypassed them and established the illegal spying program anyway.

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(As sung by Alberto Gonzalez and Andrew Card to the bed-ridden, half-conscious John Ashcroft, on March 11, 2004:)

Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft... wake up!
Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft... wake up!
Yes, you've been sound asleep.
Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft, and peep...
Just sign these papers and we'll go home, or you're in trouble deep.
Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft... Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft... well...

We don't wanna hear your drama.
We don't wanna hear 'bout law.
We don't wanna hear 'bout ending spying, nor its flaws.
Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft... wake up!
Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft... well...

Was told by Dubya: had to try again
To skirt all the law books, needed loyal men.
Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft...
Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft... or we won't go home.

(instrumental break)

Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft... wake up!
Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft... wake up!
The President's getting hot,
You won't go along with the plot.
That Comey creep plays by the book.
Wait, he's the A.G., you're not?!
Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft... Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft... well...

We don't wanna hear your drama.
We don't wanna hear 'bout law.
We don't wanna hear 'bout ending spying, nor its flaws
Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft...
Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft...
Wake up, Mr. Ashcroft...

(repeat last line and fade)

Commander Guy


Monkey Suit

Bubble Boy Bush


Dickzilla

BRICK
Great anti-Bush folk-rock by Tom Chelston
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJHCiE7GN_g

I Don't Remember
(Sung to the tune of "Try To Remember" by The Kingston Trio)

Satire about what the willfully forgetful Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez dare not utter, after he was grilled by Congress over the political firings of eight U.S. Attorneys who were deemed "not loyal enough" to the Bush administration. [USA's = U.S. Attorneys]

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(As sung in private by Abu Gonzo:)

I don't remember I tried to dismember the Bill of Rights, to help Dear Leader.
I don't remember I tried to dismember Geneva rights, the terr'ist breeder.
I don't remember I fired eight U.S. Attorneys, who refused to stop vote cheaters.
I don't remember, no, I don't remember... you follow? Follow?

I don't remember resignations tendered from USA's who were disloyal.
I don't remember the plots Rove engendered; who dreamed of votes that he could spoil.
I don't remember nor will I surrender; for I'll protect Bush, and keep him royal.
I don't remember, no, I don't remember... you follow? Follow?

(instrumental break)

I don't remember if Federalist members were pushed for posts after the purging.
I don't remember if still-burning embers of scandals past, are re-emerging.
I don't remember what fell last November, some prosecutors axed through Rove's urging.
I don't remember, no, I don't remember... you follow? Follow, follow, follow?

Bush Is An Accomplished Moron

Ass Rides Horse

The 20th Hijacker

Bush, the Used WAR salesman

Put Bush in the RIGHT House (Prison)

Boys (KKKOOKs) In Da Hoods
The Holey Trinity: Flush Dimbulb, Shrill O'Really, Yawn Insanity

Happy Springtime (Bush Is Over)
by Harmony Angels (sung to "Happy Christmas" by John Lennon)

Watch it HERE

Impeachment Fever Is Rising
(Sung to the tune of "Bad Moon Rising" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Inspired by the title of a column in The Nation by John Nichols

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(instrumental intro)

Impeachment fever is rising.
Bush sees more trouble on the way.
Subpoenas, trials are frightenin'
Bush seein' bad times today.

He's prolonging the fight
In Iraq; still taking life.
Impeach Bush, that would be wise.

Bush hates hurricanes, for showing
Him as a dumb, inept buffoon.
Bush saw rivers overflowing;
Drowning New Orleans, left to ruin.

He's prolonging the fight
In Iraq; still taking life.
Impeach Bush, that would be wise.

All right!

(instrumental break)

Bush cannot get his sh*t together.
His policies caused folks to die.
What climate change? (Ignored the weather).
One lie is followed by more lies.

He's prolonging the fight
In Iraq; still taking life.
Impeach Bush, that would be wise.

He's prolonging the fight
In Iraq; still taking life.
Impeach Bush, that would be wise.

That's the sound of the Bush Neoconners' Chai-ain Gang...

Alberto
(Sung to the tune of "Key Largo" by Bertie Higgins)

Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez was grilled by both Republican and Democratic senators alike, who sharply questioned his leadership skills as head of the Bush Justice Department; Gonzalez was exposed as an inept, unqualified partisan buffoon.

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(instrumental intro)

Crap was what he uttered...
Lying so hard, he was warned
By Dems and Repubs together;
A.G. Gonzalez now scorned.

Is he a dope, or goofy?
Failing, he spoke so desparately.
Before Congress, a zero.
Gonzo's just a right wing crazy.

CHORUS:
We were appalled...
Prosecutions that he stalled.
Rove played politics, from get-go.
Left flailing away was Alberto.

Gonzalez, he did skid.
"Couldn't recall" what things he did;
Why eight prosecutors were let go.
Let's now get rid of Alberto.

Said he cannot remember...
Where the purges start.
E-mails, Bush won't surrender.
Gonzalez ain't too smart.

Just a "Good Bushie" shill;
Flay him again.
More corruption, there is still;
Bush D.O.J. can't defend.

We were appalled...
Prosecutions that he stalled.
Rove played politics, from get-go.
Left flailing away was Alberto.

Gonzalez, he did skid.
"Couldn't recall" what things he did;
Why eight prosecutors were let go.
Let's now get rid of Alberto.


(repeat chorus and fade)

Gonzo's Grilled
(Sung to the tune of "Railroad Bill")

Embattled Attorney General Alberto ("Gonzo") Gonzalez's was pummeled by Republican and Democratic Senators who sharply questioned his role in the political firing of 8 U.S. Attorneys; he answered "I don't recall" to nearly 100 questions

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(instrumental intro)

Gonzo grilled in the Senate, got panned
For his evasive answers, in the end, could get canned.
Before Congress, Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled; who got the knife?
Eight U.S. Attorneys; he caused this strife.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

CHORUS:
Gonzo's grilled, Gonzo's grilled.
Jobs for U.S. Attorneys, Bushies filled
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Why was he appointed? Was he the best?
No, Gonzalez was loyal; passed Bush's test.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Prosecutors scandal, all hell's broke loose.
Gonzo's grilled, Senate said "Vamoose!"
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled, Gonzo's grilled.
Jobs for U.S. Attorneys, Bushies filled
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Now it's clear as crystal, Al has no charm.
Al Gonzalez is clueless; his party's alarmed.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

So, Gonzalez said sorry, but will not take blame.
Fired U.S. Attorneys would not play his game.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled, Gonzo's grilled.
Jobs for U.S. Attorneys, Bushies filled.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled on Capitol Hill
For inept performance, career he will kill.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled; he looked so bad;
The worst round of questioning he ever had.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled, Gonzo's grilled.
Jobs for U.S. Attorneys, Bushies filled.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled, Gonzo's grilled.
Jobs for U.S. Attorneys, Bushies filled.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Dear Mr. President

P!NK blasts Bush in a concert video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ugH5MUNNL0c

Dear Mr. President
Come take a walk with me
Let's pretend we're just two people and
You're not better than me
I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly

What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street
Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep
What do you feel when you look in the mirror
Are you proud

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye
How do you walk with your head held high
Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why

Dear Mr. President
Were you a lonely boy
Are you a lonely boy
Are you a lonely boy
How can you say
No child is left behind
We're not dumb and we're not blind
They're all sitting in your cells
While you pay the road to hell

What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away
And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay
I can only imagine what the first lady has to say
You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye
How do you walk with your head held high
Can you even look me in the eye

Let me tell you bout hard work
Minimum wage with a baby on the way
Let me tell you bout hard work
Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away
Let me tell you bout hard work
Building a bed out of a cardboard box
Let me tell you bout hard work
Hard work
Hard work
You don't know nothing bout hard work
Hard work
Hard work
Oh

How do you sleep at night
How do you walk with your head held high
Dear Mr. President
You'd never take a walk with me
Would you?

The Decider Must Heel

Pharoah Shrub

Anti-Bush protests

While Strolling In Iraq One Day
(Sung to the tune of "While Strolling Through The Park One Day")

Satire about Sen. John McCain's bizarre televised walk through Baghdad, pathetically trying to convince people that it was safe to walk about in Iraq, while wearing a bulletproof vest with a heavily armed escort

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While strolling through Iraq one day,
Grim reality was hid away.
John McCain just closed his eyes
Said that Bush would win his prize.
We would win the war, if critics went away.

The pile of corpses you can't see.
(Drank the Kool-Aid Dubya had made.)
McCain is deluded as can be.
(Drank the Kool-Aid Dubya had made.)
Duh!

So immediately, he got flak.
Embarassment left its mark.
People never shall forget
McCain and right wing loons
Staged a walkabout disaster in Iraq.

The world agrees... Bush is a ticking time bomb and a threat to the world

A.G. Gonzalez
(Sung to the tune of "Lady Madonna" by The Beatles)

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A.G. Gonzalez - Congress said, "Let's meet!"
Justice was mismanaged, to help Bush cheat.
Ask Bush's chummies, loyalty hell-bent;
Prosecutors fired by this pResident.

Subpoenas arrive; a future court case?
Bush aides losing sleep for what they'd done.
Al's reviled; fall guy to save Shrub's face.
Is Al now done?

A.G. Gonzalez, clearly not the best.
Justice was mismanaged; he failed his test.
(instrumental)
Is Al now done?

A.G. Gonzalez, lied and he misled.
He'll soon face the music; given up for dead.

Crap from right wing loons is never ending.
Answers for these capers didn't come.
Scandals haven't stopped; Al's still defending
What he had done.

A.G. Gonzalez - Congress said, "Let's meet!"
Justice was mismanaged, to help Bush cheat.

Slammer Time
(Sung to the tune of "Summer Time" from the Broadway musical, "Porgy & Bess")

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Slammer time... for the Bushies, so sleazy.
Bush is slumping... and continues to lie.
Payback's a bitch... and impeachment is looming.
Iraq's his quagmire... troops still die.

Impeachment warnings... investigations stinging.
Bush has hidden things... if revealed, blow sky-high.
Bush won't heed warnings... he thinks nothing can harm him.
Will Gonzalez, like Rummy... say goodbye?

(repeat verses)

We Recommend Expulsion
(Sung to the tune of "I Second That Emotion" by Smokey Robinson)

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(instrumental intro)

Baby Bush gets impeached - that would be sweet!
Continuing Iraq fight will mean defeat.
Baby Bush, you will pay, and lose it all.
A big waste of money; your party's gonna fall (crash Bush's world)

(Chorus:)
Crash Bush's world - a good case; let impeachment start.
Let's watch BushCo break apart.
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!

(brief instrumental break)

Bushies still think that Shrub can't lose his crown.
Bush is out of time, can't hang around.
Most of us think that Shrub played us for fools.
Hid mistakes with lies, while breaking rules.

Crash Bush's world - a good case; let impeachment start.
Let's watch BushCo break apart.
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!

(instrumental break)

Baby Bush gets impeached - that would be sweet!
Continuing Iraq fight will mean defeat.
Baby Bush, you will pay, and lose it all.
A big waste of money; your party's gonna fall (crash Bush's world)

(Chorus:)
Crash Bush's world - a good case; let impeachment start.
Let's watch BushCo break apart.
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!

(brief instrumental break)

Bushies still think that Shrub can't lose his crown.
Bush is out of time, can't hang around.
Most of us think that Shrub played us for fools.
Hid mistakes with lies, while breaking rules.

Crash Bush's world - a good case; let impeachment start.
Let's watch BushCo break apart.
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!

(fade)

Alberto
(Sung to the tune of 'Fernando' by ABBA)
Parody lyrics by Mark Hoolihan

In "honor" of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, who will hopefully soon be resigning in order to "pursue other projects" or "spend time with his family."

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(instrumental intro)

Can you hear the drums, Alberto?
Such a shame to you have to tell a bold faced lie like this
Will you testify, Alberto?
You were lying to yourself and softly hoping you'd go far
I could see the scandal come,
Yet deep inside your walls,you were a shining star

There is justice now, Alberto
Every hour brings you closer to accountability
Are you now afraid, Alberto?
You were young and arrogant, and yes, you were prepared to lie
And I'm not ashamed to say
The sound of people being tortured made me cry

There was something in the way you lied;
It wasn't right, Alberto
There was something you forgot you see:
Legality, Alberto
Though you never thought that you could lose,
There's no regret
If you had to do the same again,
You would, my friend, Alberto

Now you'll go away, Alberto
And for many years, you'll write a book and cross this land
Can you hear the drums, Alberto?
Do you still recall the fateful night your job turned partisan?
I can see it in your eyes,
How proud you were to sit at George Bush's right hand

There was something in the way you lied;
It wasn't right, Alberto
There was something you forgot you see:
Legality, Alberto
Though you never thought that you could lose,
There's no regret
If you had to do the same again,
You would, my friend, Alberto

There was something in the way you lied;
It wasn't right, Alberto
There was something you forgot you see:
Legality, Alberto
Though you never thought that you could lose,
There's no regret
If you had to do the same again,
You would, my friend, Alberto
Yes, if you had to do the same again,
You would my friend, Alberto...

(repeat chorus, fade)

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (http://www.hoolinet.com)
Copyright 2007 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.

"I am not a crook."
Embattled Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez channels Richard Nixon while being grilled by Congress for the U.S. Attorney firings scandal

Loyal Bushies Reign At Justice

Fall of the House of Cards

One Nation, Under Clod... Rights Invisible, No Liberty, Nor Justice At All

YouTube Video Satire of Bush by Jim Terr
Please Impeach Me

Thousands Protest Bush's Visit To Brazil

Republican Moron
(Sung to the tune of "American Woman" by The Guess Who)

(Prologue:)

Republican Moron, got a messed up mind.
Republican Moron, he got a messed up mind.
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind.
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind.
R-E...
P-U...
Say B...
Say L...
Say I...
Say C...
Say A...
Say N...
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind...
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind...
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind...

[Click HERE to start MIDI music]

(electric guitar riff)

Republican Moron... thinks he's royalty-y.
Republican Moron... named G. Dubya B.
Still more scandals laid at his door.
Bush don't wanna see the face of war.
He's got more important things to do:
Commit war crimes; scoff at law review.
This Moron... must be sent away.
Republican Moron, face Impeachment Day-ay-ay!

(electric guitar solo)

Republican Moron... thinks he's royalty-y.
Republican Moron... named G. Dubya B.
Awe-and-Shocking Iraq through war,
Afghanistan, then Iran, for more.
Through sheer spite, and outing spies,
Shredding freedoms through his lies.
This Moron... must be sent away.
Republican Moron, face Impeachment Day-ay-ay!

Republican Moron... won't get away-ay...
Republican Moron... must be sent away-ay.
Still more scandals laid at his door.
Bush don't wanna see the face of war.
We don't need his war machines.
We don't need his torture scenes.
Shredding freedoms through his lies.
This Moron... G. Dubya B.
Republican Moron... worst Prez in history-y-y!

Go... start impeachment day...
Start impeachment day...
Now go, go, go...
We don't need you, moron.
Bye-bye... bye-bye...
Bye-bye... bye-bye...
You're no good, G.B.
You're no good, W.
You're a crooked prez whom we despise.
Impeach you and all your crew...
You know you gotta leave...
You know you gotta go...
You know you gotta go, Moron...
We will impeach you, Moron...
Goodbye, Republican Moron...

The Dick of Halliburton

The (No) Good, The Bad, & The Ugly (American pResident)

More Sacrifice
(Sung to the tune of "Sacrifice" by Elton John)

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(instrumental intro)

Bush says "Things are fine!"
For war, he's longed.
With itchy trigger fingers.
By his nation, gonged.

No legal bountaries
Will stop this mad man.
Through deceit, he's calling
To start war with other lands.

Cold, cold heart
Of Duh-Buh-You.
Things ain't better, Bush Baby.
He'll soon crash; he's through.

Bush wants more "sacrifice."
His simplistic words.
To Iraq, he gives his view of the world.
Bush wants more sacrifice...
More sacrifice.
Bush wants more sacrifice by all.

Was no misunderstanding.
Altered the facts.
His proclivities beg derision.
Through illegal acts.

The screwed election...
When Congress turned...
The Dems now dam you...
Bush lunacy burns...

Dubya, the Worst pResident in History, asks for:

I've Got a Shock-And-Awe Heart
(Sung to the tune of "I've Got A Rock & Roll Heart" by Eric Clapton)

As sung by warmonger Emperor Dubya Bush

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(instrumental intro)

Oil, we're stealing... through all the bombs we've hurled.
I'm at the moment, where I could soon rule the world.
The world says I'm crazy; my reign will implode.
Iran's my new target, hey...
We've got to go... we've got to go...

I'll look tough... for more wars, I'm ready.
I'll look tough... my team took me far.
Congress can't impeach me... for high crimes, nor teach me.
I've got a shock-and-awe... I've got a shock-and-awe heart.

Congress had fallen... it did much harm to the Right.
I'll hold my course steady; won't be folding up my fight.
I say there's nothing left for me to explain.
More war, you're gettin', and I don't want to change...
I don't want to change!

I'll look tough... for more wars, I'm ready.
I'll look tough... my team took me far.
Congress can't impeach me... for high crimes, nor teach me.
I've got a shock-and-awe... I've got a shock-and-awe heart.

I am not a quitter! We'll win - yes, we could!
All we got to do is just put down insurgents for good.

I'll look tough... for more wars, I'm ready.
I'll look tough... my team took me far.
Congress can't impeach me... for high crimes, nor teach me.
I've got a shock-and-awe... I've got a shock-and-awe heart.

(instrumental fade)

Bush's "legacy"

Escalation
(Sung to the tune of "Revolution" by The Beatles)

Inspired by the essay, "Surge Protectors" by Greg Mitchell, who writes, "...Inside reports suggest President Bush has already decided on sending many more troops to Iraq starting next month. Until now, the media has bought into his labeling of this as a mere "surge." But the media needs to call it by its proper name: escalation."

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(instrumental intro)

Bush said he wants an es-ca-la-tion:
His war surge, a fake show.
Faker wants to rule the world.
A dictator defying our nation;
To his war, we said, "NO!"
Faker wants to rule the world.

And now Bush talks 'bout more destruction:
"Let's go attack Iran!" - hear him shout.
Bush will not tolerate peace; just fight.
Just fight!
Just fight!

Bush says, "No diplomatic solution!
Through war, we will show,
That we're tougher than Iran!"
More war and prisoner execution
Sets Bush all aglow.
We're all booing such a plan.
But war means big money for cronies of Bush, who hate
To lose sweetheart contracts all guaranteed by the state.
Bush will not tolerate peace; just fight.
Just fight!
Just fight!

Bush says he'll change our Constitution;
What he says, must go.
Our nation must change its head.
Impeachment is our only solution;
Bush and Cheney must go!
No more should our troops be bled.
Faked stories of terrorists, no one believes right now.
Bush ain't gonna make peace with anyone anyhow.

Bush will not tolerate peace - just fight!
Just fight!
Just fight!
Just fight! Just fight! Just fight!
Just fight! Just fight! Just fight!

The Yeehaw pResident

Bush, the Iceberg Lettuce-head

Darth Cheney

After Their Drubbing
(Sung to the tune of "After The Loving" by Englebert Humperdinck)

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(instrumental intro)

The Republicans weep, after their drubbing.
They got hung at the polls; sent away.
Bush the Dope must now fear
This could lead to his own impeachment day.

Extra hard is his pain;
Bush the King now is reeling.
Place by place, his support has run dry.
Now the Shrub hasn't much,
And he's found booing voices greet his lies.

Bush mistakenly... thought he'd rule through point of a gun.
No mistakes does he... admit he's done.

The Republicans weep, after their drubbing.
The Bush flacks despair, and they cry.
Dubya Shrub's a disgrace.
Voters really don't want more troops to die.

Bush just "knows... he's not wrong."
He's not saying... anything new.
But after the drubbing.
We're thrilled that Shrub is through.

(instrumental break)

The Republicans weep, after their drubbing.
The Bush flacks despair, and they cry.
Dubya Shrub's a disgrace.
Voters really don't want more troops to die.

Bush just "knows... he's not wrong."
He's not saying... anything new.
But after the drubbing.
We're thrilled that Shrub is through.

Yes, after the drubbing.
We're thrilled that Shrub is through.
Yes, after the drubbing.
We're thrilled that Shrub is through.

(instrumental ending)

The Whole World Hates Bush Baby

Hundreds of thousands gathered in Washington DC to protest the Bush Administration on Jan. 27, 2007

The Great Decider
(Sung to the tune of "The Great Pretender" by The Platters)

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As sung by Emperor Dubya:

Oh, yes, I... am the Great Decider.
Deciding my war's going well.
I'll need more bucks, more troops, more trucks
If only, more war, I can sell.

Oh, yes, I... am the Great Decider.
Adrift in a world of my own.
I play war games, but I won't take blame.
Need cronies; can't scheme all alone.

I'll seal this war deal; no one makes us leave.
We'll wheel and we'll deal; what Big Oil wants, they'll steal.

Oh, yes, I... am the Great Decider.
Though staff leaves, and my polls went down.
I scream loudly, "Power I've got, for me!"
I'm playing my part; wear the crown.
Deciding when more bombs drop down.

I'll seal this war deal; no one makes us leave.
We'll wheel and we'll deal; what Big Oil wants, they'll steal.

Oh, yes, I... am the Great Decider.
Though staff leaves, and my polls went down.
I scream loudly, "Power I've got, for me!"
I'm playing my part; wear the crown.
Deciding when more bombs drop down.

What's Bush's back-up plan in Iraq?

Failure-In-Chief, George Dubya Bush

Bush the Dry-Drunk

"Damn! Why won't this booger come out?"

Bush Has The Urge To Surge

Condi-Ments

Lay Him Low! Lay Him Low! Lay Him Low!
(Sung to the tune of "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" by Vaughn Monroe)

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(instrumental intro)

For Republicans, it's been frightening:
Losing power, nooses tightening.
The voters, to Bush, said, "No!"
Lay him low! Lay him low! Lay him low!

In Iraq, there's no signs of stopping
Bush's war, nor bombs they're dropping.
Impeach him now; Bush must go!
Lay him low! Lay him low! Lay him low!

For his war, there's no end in sight.
From the world, Bush gets nothing but scorn.
He's still sending more troops to fight.
His failure, domestic and foreign.

More violence and more dying
In Iraq, through Bush's lying.
For war crimes, we loathe him so!
Lay him low! Lay him low! Lay him low!

Bush already beaten by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi

Bush Howls Like A Monkey From The White House

Heinous
(Sung to the tune of "Venus" by Shocking Blue)

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Bush is a monumental flop,
Squirming 'cause this duck is lame.
Now plummeting, fealty to Shrub.
So heinous is his name.

He's rotten!
Bush Baby is rotten!
War... crimes, so heinous!
Shrub's a liar, who should be fired!
Crimes so heinous!
Shrub's a liar, who should be fired!

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No weapons in Iraq, just lies.
Making war was Bush's plan.
Black gold, the Far Right's true cause.
Now heeds no one else; he's mad. (War!)

He's rotten!
Bush Baby is rotten!
War... crimes, so heinous!
Shrub's a liar, who should be fired!
Crimes so heinous!
Shrub's a liar, who should be fired!

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He's rotten!
Bush Baby is rotten!
War... crimes, so heinous!
Shrub's a liar, who should be fired!
Crimes so heinous!
Shrub's a liar, who should be fired!

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The Decider
(Sung to the tune of "The Letter" by The Boxtops)

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When he gets pissed, drops bombs from aeroplanes.
He'd nuke Iran; his war plan's insane.
Shrub's support is gone, abroad and at home.
Bush Baby's says he's "The Decider."

He don't care how much money he's gonna spend.
He'll stay the course in Iraq without end.
Shrub's support is gone, abroad and at home.
Bush Baby says he's "The Decider."

Bush the looney Decider said about his quagmire, he's winning the war.
Gutted our democracy, our rights were attacked; to Bush Baby, no more!
Go away!

When he gets pissed, drops bombs from aeroplanes.
He'd nuke Iran; his war plan's insane.
Shrub's support is gone, abroad and at home.
Bush Baby says he's "The Decider."

Bush the looney Decider said about his quagmire, he's winning the war.
Gutted our democracy, our rights were attacked; to Bush Baby, no more!
Go away!

When he gets pissed, drops bombs from aeroplanes.
He'd nuke Iran; his war plan's insane.
Shrub's support is gone, abroad and at home.
Bush Baby says he's "The Decider."

Bush Baby says he's "The Decider."

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Rove Is Looking For His Touch
(Sung to the tune of "Tush" by ZZ Top)

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He f**ked up!
They went down.
G.O.P. burned to the ground.
Rove's disaster: too mu-uch... (uh-oh!)
House and Senate both went down.
Rove ain't looking good to Bush.

It's all bad!
Nothing's good!
Voters told them where they stood.
Rove's disaster: too mu-uch... hmmm?!
House and Senate both went down.
Rove is looking for his touch.

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Bush's pack? Send 'em home!
All by himself, all alone.
Rove's disaster: too mu-uch... hmmm?!
House and Senate both went down.
Rove is looking for his touch.

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Bush says "Let's Play Hangman!"

Banish Bush

How Far Bush Has Fallen

Thinking hard, or hardly thinking?

Impeach Bush, The Right Wing Czar
(Sung to the tune of "Drive My Car" by The Beatles)

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Ask the world 'bout George Dubya B:
They said, "Bush Baby's... blind; can't see!
Warmonger! Heinous! A travesty!"
World condemnation still remains unseen.

Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!

To save the world now, our prospects ain't good.
Science? Bush Baby misunderstood.
Working for wingnuts, appalling war crimes.
Removing Bush brings us better times.

Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!

Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!

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Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!

Bush told the world they must do things his way.
He wouldn't listen to what they had to say.
Bush got his war; Iraq's breaking apart.
He's Bush The Warmonger, more wars he'd start.

Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!

Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!

Impeachment Hell
(Sung to the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis Presley)

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Impeach Bush Baby, quickly!
It's time that his regime fell.
His party went down to its defeat;
Soon... impeachment hell!

Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!

Although Bush once was touted,
His regime's met its doom.
His broken party Congress now cries
With losers' gloom.

Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!

The world's hate, he's sowing,
For Shrub's Iraq attack.
The memos out from Downing Street
Made liars of his pack.

Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!

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Impeach Bush Baby, quickly!
It's time that his regime fell.
His party went down to its defeat;
Soon... impeachment hell!

Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!

Good Riddance To The Gingrichites
CBS' Dick Meyer: GOP 'Chess Club' Ruled The House For 12 Years And Won't Be Missed

Excerpt:
"...The iconic figures of this era were Newt Gingrich, Richard Armey and Tom Delay. They were zealous advocates of free markets, low taxes and the pursuit of wealth; they were hawks and often bellicose; they were brutal critics of big government.

Yet none of these guys had success in capitalism. None made any real money before coming to Congress. None of them spent a day in uniform. And they all spent the bulk of their adult careers getting paychecks from the big government they claimed to despise. Two resigned in disgrace.

Having these guys in charge of a radical conservative agenda was like, well, putting Mark Foley in charge of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus. Indeed, Foley was elected in the Class of '94 and is not an inappropriate symbol of their regime.

More than the others, Newton Leroy Gingrich lived out a very special hypocrisy. In addition to the above biographical dissonance, Gingrich was one of the most sharp-tongued, articulate and persuasive attack dogs in modern politics. His favorite target was the supposed immorality and corruption of the Democratic Party. With soaring rhetoric, he condemned his opponents as anti-American and dangerous to our country's family values — "grotesque" was a favorite word.

Yet this was a man who was divorced twice — the first time when his wife was hospitalized for cancer treatment, the second time after an affair was revealed."