Sunday, March 18, 2007

Republican Moron
(Sung to the tune of "American Woman" by The Guess Who)

(Prologue:)

Republican Moron, got a messed up mind.
Republican Moron, he got a messed up mind.
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind.
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind.
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Say L...
Say I...
Say C...
Say A...
Say N...
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind...
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind...
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind...

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(electric guitar riff)

Republican Moron... thinks he's royalty-y.
Republican Moron... named G. Dubya B.
Still more scandals laid at his door.
Bush don't wanna see the face of war.
He's got more important things to do:
Commit war crimes; scoff at law review.
This Moron... must be sent away.
Republican Moron, face Impeachment Day-ay-ay!

(electric guitar solo)

Republican Moron... thinks he's royalty-y.
Republican Moron... named G. Dubya B.
Awe-and-Shocking Iraq through war,
Afghanistan, then Iran, for more.
Through sheer spite, and outing spies,
Shredding freedoms through his lies.
This Moron... must be sent away.
Republican Moron, face Impeachment Day-ay-ay!

Republican Moron... won't get away-ay...
Republican Moron... must be sent away-ay.
Still more scandals laid at his door.
Bush don't wanna see the face of war.
We don't need his war machines.
We don't need his torture scenes.
Shredding freedoms through his lies.
This Moron... G. Dubya B.
Republican Moron... worst Prez in history-y-y!

Go... start impeachment day...
Start impeachment day...
Now go, go, go...
We don't need you, moron.
Bye-bye... bye-bye...
Bye-bye... bye-bye...
You're no good, G.B.
You're no good, W.
You're a crooked prez whom we despise.
Impeach you and all your crew...
You know you gotta leave...
You know you gotta go...
You know you gotta go, Moron...
We will impeach you, Moron...
Goodbye, Republican Moron...