Alberto
(Sung to the tune of "Key Largo" by Bertie Higgins)

Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez was grilled by both Republican and Democratic senators alike, who sharply questioned his leadership skills as head of the Bush Justice Department; Gonzalez was exposed as an inept, unqualified partisan buffoon.

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Crap was what he uttered...
Lying so hard, he was warned
By Dems and Repubs together;
A.G. Gonzalez now scorned.

Is he a dope, or goofy?
Failing, he spoke so desparately.
Before Congress, a zero.
Gonzo's just a right wing crazy.

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We were appalled...
Prosecutions that he stalled.
Rove played politics, from get-go.
Left flailing away was Alberto.

Gonzalez, he did skid.
"Couldn't recall" what things he did;
Why eight prosecutors were let go.
Let's now get rid of Alberto.

Said he cannot remember...
Where the purges start.
E-mails, Bush won't surrender.
Gonzalez ain't too smart.

Just a "Good Bushie" shill;
Flay him again.
More corruption, there is still;
Bush D.O.J. can't defend.

We were appalled...
Prosecutions that he stalled.
Rove played politics, from get-go.
Left flailing away was Alberto.

Gonzalez, he did skid.
"Couldn't recall" what things he did;
Why eight prosecutors were let go.
Let's now get rid of Alberto.


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