WHEN YOU'RE SIXTY-FIVE

WHEN YOU'RE SIXTY-FIVE
(Sung to the tune of "When I'm Sixty-Four" by the Beatles) 
Parody lyrics by Bill Tong (an update of a parody I wrote in 1996)

MIDI: http://www.oakton.edu/~billtong/bnsp/midi/whenim64.mid

When you get older, losing your hair
Not too long from now
Will you get a Social Security check?
G.O.P. has made it a wreck!

They have been "working," dysfunctionally;
Obstructionist hive
Feeding the greedy, to keep you needy
When you're sixty-five

(instrumental break)

There's no colder crew
Dangerous, not just absurd
More bullshit, they spew...

G.O.P.'s angry and blowing a fuse
Where's our money's gone?
Cut the budget and they say they're on our side
They're just taking us for a ride!
When you're retired, this money you'll need
To keep you alive.
They feed the greedy, to keep you needy
When you're sixty-five

Every summer we will sweat and swelter
In the humid heat, when A.C. costs too much
They don't give a damn
They've brought us to our knees
Big banks' bailout scam...

Heard that Rush Limbaugh spewing a line
Right wing point of view
He said just precisely what he means to say
"G.O.P.'s not going away!"

They have no answers; Whining's their norm
Obstructionist hive
They'll feed the greedy, to keep you needy
When you're sixty-five.

BALLAD OF BUBBA DUBYA by Dick and the Dirt

Teachers By Mitt Romney (parody by Frenz) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HElp8uTNn5o

Mitt Romney, owner of Bain Capital

Not Crazy
(Sung to the tune of "Crazy" by Patsy Cline)
Click HERE for MIDI music

As sung by the unhinged Rep. Michele "Batshit Crazy" Bachmann (R-IA), who wants to be U.S. President:

(instrumental intro)

Crazy? Who's crazy? My opponents, only.
I'm crazy? Not crazy, it just isn't true.

I knew... teabaggers love me when I'm taunted
And soon, one day, my power ambitions come true.

Hurry... must make my moves in a hurry
Wonderin'... what does a President do?

Crazy? Stop thinkin', just do what I've told you
Not crazy for lyin', not crazy for tryin'
Not crazy; need votes from you.

Crazy? Stop thinkin', just do what I've told you
Not crazy for lyin', not crazy for tryin'
Not crazy; need votes from you.

All of Newt Gingrich's top campaign workers have fled his presidential campaign

http://lynnrockets.wordpress.com/2011/06/10/newt-gets-the-boot/

YOU’RE A HAS-BEEN, NEWT GINGRICH
Parody lyrics by Lynn Rockets
(sung to the Dr. Seuss song “The Grinch That Stole Christmas”)

You’re a has-been, Newt Gingrich
You’re lacking in appeal
Your were ousted as The Speaker
No one wants to hear you squeal
Newt Gingrich

You’re a unicycle
Without even one wheel

You’ve had three wives, Newt Gingrich
A mistress in the hole
Philandering’s your day job
You’re a slimy ugly troll
Newt Gingich

These woman that like you, must
Be on work release or parole

You’re a vile one, Newt Gingrich
Your words reek with rancid bile
Your criticism of Bill Clinton
As you’re cheating all the while
Newt Gingrich

There couldn’t be a bigger hypocrite
Within a Midwest country mile

You’re a foul one, Newt Gingrich
Your first divorce smelled of skunk
Your wife, Jackie fighting cancer
You told her she was junk
Newt Gingrich

The nicest words to describe you,
Are, as follows, and I quote, Pink. Wank, Punk

You’re a coward, Newt Gingrich
Avoided your army spot
Deferment-seeking chicken-hawk
That likes to talk real tough
Newt Gingrich

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
With the most disgraceful assortment of Republican
Sound-bytes imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots

You’re the racist, Newt Gingrich
It’s not Judge Sotomayor
You play the race card as a white guy
That’s so laughable I’m sure
Newt Gingrich

You’re a stinking pile of vomit
Sitting in the sun
With feces on top

One Nutcase, One Bus

STOP Imperial Scott Walker!

Ohio Gov. John Kasich lampooned in musical parody of "Never Been To Spain"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvzwV-Qnbrc
Subodh Chandra: I Never Knew A Black Man

O Little Brain of Rush Limbaugh
(Sung to the tune of "O Little Town of Bethlehem")

(Click HERE for MIDI music)

O little brain of Rush Limbaugh
How sneakily can he lie?
His thoughts aren't deep
So we must sweep his sophistry from on high

Each day, he will encourage
The mean and nasty Right
All of his peers are bored to tears
Because he's so uptight

For Rush has sworn to carry
The banner for what he loves
Each morning brings the same old things
He bashes the liberal doves

He's boring as the weather
His fame gave him his girth
We'll taunt and sing
Of Rush the King
Of Trash, that's all he's worth

Charge of the Blight Brigade

Bush Admits He Allowed Torture As President

Elephant in the room: Michelle Bachmann

Cheney, Oil Vampire

A Thousand Points Of Blight

The Worst President EVER

After 12 Years, is it time to Boot Newt again?

Newt Gingrich: The Indispensable Republican
By John H. Richardson

In the twelve years since he resigned in defeat and disgrace, he has been carefully plotting his return to power. As 2012 approaches, he has raised as much money as all of his potential rivals combined and sits atop the polls for the Republican presidential nomination. But just who is Newton Leroy Gingrich, really? An epic and bizarre story of American power in an unsettled age.

Ex-CEO Tony Hayward to star in re-make of movie?

Now Being Served In The Gulf of Mexico

Gov. Jan Brewer (R-AZ) Ain't No Lady Liberty

Palin Best-S(m)eller

Animals of the BP Gulf oil well disaster

Fears that the loop current will spread the BP oil plume are well-founded

After its Gulf of Mexico oil well disaster, BP gets a new name (Big Polluter) and bullseye logo

Hey, Rush, here is what a feminazi looks like

Newt Gingrich resigned from Congress in disgrace in 1998, but the pig can't stay away from politics or shooting off his big mouth

Let Rush Limbaugh eat the BP oil slick!

Tea Party jerks the Grand Old Party

Squeeze Wall Street by the (right wing) nuts

So says Mooselini, aka Il Doofus

John McCain's Straitjacket Express

"Sarah Palin blew my only chance to be President! Arrgghh!!!"

Kentucky Fried Chickenhawks

(Rush Limbaugh gets his own bucket)

Dick In The Box: The Impossible Ream?

Reality show for teabaggers

Foaming At The Mouth

The GOP Elephant Man (Pariah)

Republicanese

Endless War & Mindless Tax Cuts Are GOP Specialties

Tropical Pig Roast: Rush Moves to Costa Rica

New Republican Party Logo!

(Republicans think pole-dancing is a sport)

Earliest Tea Party protest

And the "Moral Majority" was neither of the two

Blight from the Right, babble from the rabble

Faux News: We Distort, We Deride

First patient for Obamacare

Tea Party's true flavor

GOP toes the line, hits third rail

GOP Whine: Drink Deeply
by Gene Lyons

GOP gets shot with elephant gun

The Ballad Of Rush Limbaugh, by Nona Hendryx

Sore Loser Republicans fight health care reform to the bitter end

Tea Baggers Lose Health Care Reform Battle