John Bolton DISQUALIFIES HIMSELF for U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations (video footage of his own words!) Click on the kook to watch his own speech on the U.N.

The brain of... a neo-con? a Bush voter? Dubya Bush?

Bush's nomination of John Bolton for the post of U.S. ambassador to the United Nations is now apparently dead in the water after losing key support of several Republican senators over allegations of Bolton's abusive behavior towards past subordinates

Canned Nomination
(Sung to the tune of "Anticipation" by Carly Simon)

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Bolton's critics thought of him as brazen scum;
But he thinks he'll shout them all away.
His past blunders hit him; really had a cow.
Post he's chasing after now D.O.A.

Canned nomination...
Canned nomina-a-tion...
John Bolton's mistake:
This creep kept bera-a-a-a-a-a-ting.

Lies he'd sell you; how sleazy he is, like W.
That's how right wing smarm shields Shrub's nominee.
Had only cursory words for his spotlight.
What was he thinking about? How light his fight might be?

Canned nomination...
Canned nomina-a-tion...
John Bolton's mistakes...
This creep kept bera-a-a-a-a-a-ting.

And tomorrow, his fight may not be weathered.
He can't stop it; his votes going away.
So he'll try to keep on telling lies right now.
It's now quite clear: he's...
Bizarre, and right-wing crazed.
Bizarre, and right-wing crazed.
Bizarre, and right-wing crazed.
Bizarre, and right-wing crazed.

Coulter is skewered in my ANN COULTER SONG BOOK

Satire about House Majority Leader and former exterminator Tom DeLay (R-TX), under fire by even his own party for various ethical scandals

Bug Man
(Sung to the tune of "Taxman" by The Beatles)

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Getting hell, true, 'cause he's guilty. (Bug Man!)
Loves W's theocracy. (Bug Man!)
DeLay, the Bug Man...
Yeah, Tom, the Bug Man...

Was not content to rule it all. (Bug Man!)
Bush thank-you's will not brake his fall. (Bug Man!)
DeLay, the Bug Man...
Yeah, him, the Bug Man...

He went too far - and had to cheat (Bug Man!)
Had hissy fits - may lost his seat (Bug Man!)
His ethics polled - DeLay's dead meat (Bug Man!)
He should take a walk - admit defeat (Bug Man!)

Bug Man!
DeLay the Bug Man.
Yeah, Tom the Bug Man.

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Disaster when he called for "war." (Bug Man!)
With Schiavo's case, he tried to score. (Bug Man!)
DeLay the Bug Man.
Yeah, Tom the Bug Man.

May pay the price; hung out to dry (Bug Man!)
Can't carry any of his lies (Bug Man!)
DeLay the Bug Man.
Yeah, Tom the Bug Man.

Won't be working for the G.O.P.

Bug Man!

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War-Happy Together
(Sung to the tune of "Happy Together" by The Turtles)

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Warmongers, W and crew;
Just think about the way the Right avoided fights.
They're chickenhawks; it's war they love, not civil rights.
War-happy together...

More troops bein' called up, and more war crime.
Bush says "Iraq belongs to me - their oil is mine."
They're hated by the world, G.B.'s neo-con slime.
War-happy together...

War serves greed for Dubya's buddies and crew,
At cost of life.
"Democracy"? Bombs from the skies; Bush will rule,
At cost of life...

W and buddies see
Just what they want; they'll toss advice (you must agree)
The Chosen One is W, and Dick Cheney,
War-happy together...

War serves greed for Dubya's buddies and crew,
At cost of life.
"Democracy"? Bombs from the skies; Bush will rule,
At cost of life...

W and buddies see
Just what they want; they'll toss advice (you must agree)
The Chosen One is W, and Dick Cheney,
War-happy together...

Dub-ya, Dub-ya, Warmonger Dubya Bush destroying life.
Dub-ya, Dub-ya, Warmonger Dubya Bush destroying life.

W and buddies see
Just what they want; they'll toss advice (you must agree)
The Chosen One is W, and Dick Cheney,
War-happy together...

War-happy together...
War-happy together...
War-happy together...
War-happy together...
War-happy together...
War-happy together...

War-Happy
(Sung to the theme from "The Partridge Family")

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Dissed the world, Bush's throng; war they're bringing...
The Shrub's war-happy.
So loathed is the Shrub by this world; bombs he's flinging...
War makes him happy.

Neocon dreams have unraveled - no matter.
They're got the ear of Shrub, although they are complete frauds.
So whatever happens, their net worth just grows fatter.
They're war-happy, stealing oil from where they maraud.

Neocon throng is dead wrong, but they're clinging.
War makes them happy...
So loathed is the Shrub by this world; bombs he's flinging...
War makes them happy...
War makes them hap-py-y-y-y.

Like his previous visit during June 2004, Dubya's name was booed in Rome when it was announced on a giant television screen that he had arrived to attend the Pope's funeral. Meanwhile, Bill Clinton walked amongst crowds of spontaneously cheering Italians.

Dope Has Estranged
(Sung to the tune of "Home On The Range")

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Bush got booed in Rome, far away from his home.
He was there for the Pope's funeral day.
Bush seldom has heard an encouraging word,
He's despised, and the world hates his way.

Dope! Dope has estranged
The whole world through the words Bush did say.
Bush seldom has heard an encouraging word,
He's despised, and the world hates his way.

To Bushies, Shrub's pure; and they bless his decrees,
Though Bush freezes our freedoms and rights.
World thinks Shrub's deranged, for the way he's estranged
Other countries for his oil fights.

Dope! Dope has estranged
The whole world through the words Bush did say.
Bush seldom has heard an encouraging word,
He's despised, and the world hates his way.

Bush tried to grandstand; Schiavo's plight, flames were fanned;
Right wing eagerly shouted out screams.
Bush's neocons; got what they want through bombs.
They're elated by empire dreams.

Dope! Dope has estranged
The whole world through the words Bush did say.
Bush seldom has heard an encouraging word,
He's despised, and the world hates his way.

Brain-dead was his quest to keep Schiavo from rest
Fighting cultural wars, Bush got burned.
For votes, Rove thought clever, to pull religion's lever
Now they're bickering; dropped polls they've earned.

Dope! Dope has estranged
The whole world through the words Bush did say.
Bush seldom has heard an encouraging word,
He's despised, and the world hates his way.

How often the Right pushes extremes to fight,
To delight of their blithering czar.
The world stands amazed, at the Bushies, so crazed.
Bush's story: of greed gone too far.

Dope! Dope has estranged
The whole world through the words Bush did say.
Bush seldom has heard an encouraging word,
He's despised, and the world hates his way.

The Culture of Life
(Sung to the tune of "The Circle of Life" by Elton John, from the Disney movie, "The Lion King")

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Nowadays, Bush threatens our planet;
Unblinking, steps the Dim Son.
Through war he will preen; right wing vents its spleen.
War will do what's never been done.

They say, "Eat or be eaten."
Can't say, "Live and let live."
For right wing greed, pundits joined the stampede.
Right wing cannot take sh*t they can give.

It's their "Culture" of Life.
Wars that steal our fortune.
Right wing creeps like Feith;
Bush's band of dopes,
Tell us, "Keep your place."
Their doomed path unwinding;
So-called Culture... their "Culture" of Life.

DeLay cussed judges when Schiavo died;
Heard blunderbuss roars from the Czar.
Tom DeLay cussed; wailed 'bout his troubles.
Our troops have to live with their scars.

Gone far too much, Bush rakes in fear.
Kept us blind, yet war torture was found.
The Dim Son's polls were high.
He dropped bombs from the sky.
Iraq's fate was called when the Shrub was crowned.

It's their "Culture" of Life.
Wars that steal our fortune.
Right wing creeps like Feith;
Bush's band of dopes,
Tell us, "Keep our place."
Their doomed path unwinding;
So-called Culture... their "Culture" of Life.

Their doomed path unwinding
So-called Culture... their "Culture" of Life.

Bush's War Craze
(Sung to the tune of "I Wish" by Stevie Wonder)

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Look on back when Dubya
Was his rich old Poppy's bratty boy.
Shrub was in no hurry;
Never dreamed the world would be his toy.
Now as Prez, his war crimes
Make his zealots sing.
They are happy with the
Empire Bush would bring.

Snuck in through the back door:
Supreme Court judges (Daddy's friends) were fine.
Now as Prez, Shrub wants war,
Providing endless fear that he can mine.
Millions protest Bush bringing
Slaughter for oil prize.
Thinkin' up more whoppers;
Lies fool his sheep, so blind.

Bush's war craze... could... blow back some more.
Neocon ways; these... nuts have to go!
Bush's war craze... could...blow back some more.
Neocon ways; these... nuts have to go!
But Shrub loves them so...

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Evidence compelling:
'Bout Bush playin' God with the whole world.
Giving hell to W;
Everywhere, he's taunted throughout the world.
G.O.P. raised money for their smirking fool.
Buying votes is handy for the right wing's coup.

Jokin' bout war threats, while
All his right wing nasties caterwauled. (Bush, nasty boy!)
Speeches so deluded;
Special Plans, an Office he installed.
World wised up and learned that
These kinds of things ain't right.
But while Bush was doin' it;
Lies and "might makes right."

Bush's war craze... could... blow back some more.
Neocon ways; these... nuts have to go!
Bush's war craze... could...blow back some more.
Neocon ways; these... nuts have to go!
But Shrub loves them so...

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This situation brought to you by the Bush administration...

"Culture of Life" Hypocrisy

While Bush energizes his looney right wing base...