tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36787242024-02-19T19:33:11.692-06:00The Boot Newt Sing Along BlogPolitical song parodies and cartoons skewering the Republican right wing since 2002. Visit the <a href="http://www.oakton.edu/~billtong/bnsp/">
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for nearly 2,000 more songs! Vote for my parodies posted at <a href="http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/williamtong.shtml">Amiright.com</a> All parodies copyrighted by W. Tong, except where noted.Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comBlogger1306125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-25419601280273778652013-06-07T09:43:00.003-05:002013-06-07T09:56:48.340-05:00WHEN YOU'RE SIXTY-FIVE<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">WHEN YOU'RE SIXTY-FIVE</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">(Sung to the tune of "When I'm Sixty-Four" by the Beatles) </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Parody lyrics by Bill Tong (an update of a parody I wrote in 1996)</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">MIDI: </span><a href="http://www.oakton.edu/~billtong/bnsp/midi/whenim64.mid" rel="nofollow nofollow" style="background-color: white; color: #3b5998; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">http://www.oakton.edu/~billtong/bnsp/midi/whenim64.mid</a><br />
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">When you get older, losing your hair<br />Not too long from now<br />Will you get a Social Security check?<br />G.O.P. has made it a wreck!<br /><br />They have been "working," dysfunctionally;<br />Obstructionist hive<br />Feeding the greedy, to keep you needy<br />When you're sixty-five<br /><br />(instrumental break)<br /><br />There's no colder crew<br />Dangerous, not just absurd<br />More bullshit, they spew...<br /><br />G.O.P.'s angry and blowing a fuse<br />Where's our money's gone?<br />Cut the budget and they say they're on our side<br />They're just taking us for a ride!<br />When you're retired, this money you'll need<br />To keep you alive.<br />They feed the greedy, to keep you needy<br />When you're sixty-five<br /><br />Every summer we will sweat and swelter<br />In the humid heat, when A.C. costs too much<br />They don't give a damn<br />They've brought us to our knees<br />Big banks' bailout scam...<br /><br />Heard that Rush Limbaugh spewing a line<br />Right wing point of view<br />He said just precisely what he means to say<br />"G.O.P.'s not going away!"<br /><br />They have no answers; Whining's their norm<br />Obstructionist hive<br />They'll feed the greedy, to keep you needy<br />When you're sixty-five.</span>Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-6827206738306326692013-02-18T15:07:00.002-06:002013-02-18T15:08:12.898-06:00BALLAD OF BUBBA DUBYA by Dick and the Dirt
<iframe width="960" height="720" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-AUjdLt2N6w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-26701204326655830532012-10-25T09:36:00.000-05:002012-10-25T09:36:05.740-05:00<b>Teachers By Mitt Romney </b>(parody by Frenz)
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HElp8uTNn5o">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HElp8uTNn5o</a>Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-47530519127113625802012-05-07T23:40:00.001-05:002012-05-07T23:41:31.562-05:00Mitt Romney, owner of Bain Capital
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1fPQ3AuQ1kY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-78170922427749041802011-08-09T06:51:00.007-05:002011-08-09T11:27:13.990-05:00<b><a href="http://bootnewt.blogspot.com/2011/08/not-crazy-sung-to-tune-of-crazy-by.html">Not Crazy</a></b><br />
(Sung to the tune of "Crazy" by Patsy Cline)<br />
Click <a href="http://www.oakton.edu/~billtong/bnsp/midi/crazy.mid">HERE</a> for MIDI music<br />
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<i>As sung by the unhinged Rep. Michele "Batshit Crazy" Bachmann (R-IA), who wants to be U.S. President:</i><br />
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(instrumental intro)<br />
<br />
Crazy? Who's crazy? My opponents, only.<br />
I'm crazy? Not crazy, it just isn't true.<br />
<br />
I knew... teabaggers love me when I'm taunted<br />
And soon, one day, my power ambitions come true.<br />
<br />
Hurry... must make my moves in a hurry<br />
Wonderin'... what does a President do?<br />
<br />
Crazy? Stop thinkin', just do what I've told you<br />
Not crazy for lyin', not crazy for tryin' <br />
Not crazy; need votes from you.<br />
<br />
Crazy? Stop thinkin', just do what I've told you<br />
Not crazy for lyin', not crazy for tryin' <br />
Not crazy; need votes from you.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.oakton.edu/~billtong/bnsp/bachman-newsweek.jpg"><br />
Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-88962621798044186992011-06-10T00:46:00.003-05:002011-06-10T15:50:48.039-05:00<img src="http://lynnrockets.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/abandon-ship.jpg?w=500&h=374"><br />
All of Newt Gingrich's top campaign workers have fled his presidential campaign<br />
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<url><a href="http://lynnrockets.wordpress.com/2011/06/10/newt-gets-the-boot/">http://lynnrockets.wordpress.com/2011/06/10/newt-gets-the-boot/</a></url><br />
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<b><font color="red">YOU’RE A HAS-BEEN, NEWT GINGRICH</font></b><br />
Parody lyrics by Lynn Rockets<br />
(sung to the Dr. Seuss song “The Grinch That Stole Christmas”)<br />
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You’re a has-been, Newt Gingrich<br />
You’re lacking in appeal<br />
Your were ousted as The Speaker<br />
No one wants to hear you squeal<br />
Newt Gingrich<br />
<br />
You’re a unicycle<br />
Without even one wheel<br />
<br />
You’ve had three wives, Newt Gingrich<br />
A mistress in the hole<br />
Philandering’s your day job<br />
You’re a slimy ugly troll<br />
Newt Gingich<br />
<br />
These woman that like you, must<br />
Be on work release or parole<br />
<br />
You’re a vile one, Newt Gingrich<br />
Your words reek with rancid bile<br />
Your criticism of Bill Clinton<br />
As you’re cheating all the while<br />
Newt Gingrich<br />
<br />
There couldn’t be a bigger hypocrite<br />
Within a Midwest country mile<br />
<br />
You’re a foul one, Newt Gingrich<br />
Your first divorce smelled of skunk<br />
Your wife, Jackie fighting cancer<br />
You told her she was junk<br />
Newt Gingrich<br />
<br />
The nicest words to describe you,<br />
Are, as follows, and I quote, Pink. Wank, Punk<br />
<br />
You’re a coward, Newt Gingrich<br />
Avoided your army spot<br />
Deferment-seeking chicken-hawk<br />
That likes to talk real tough<br />
Newt Gingrich<br />
<br />
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing<br />
With the most disgraceful assortment of Republican<br />
Sound-bytes imaginable,<br />
Mangled up in tangled up knots<br />
<br />
You’re the racist, Newt Gingrich<br />
It’s not Judge Sotomayor<br />
You play the race card as a white guy<br />
That’s so laughable I’m sure<br />
Newt Gingrich<br />
<br />
You’re a stinking pile of vomit<br />
Sitting in the sun<br />
With feces on topBoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-50132815719863928932011-06-06T01:15:00.003-05:002011-06-06T13:19:45.619-05:00<b><font color="red">One Nutcase, One Bus</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.oakton.edu/~billtong/bnsp/Palin_One_Nutcase_Bus.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-83937662306467566472011-02-21T11:36:00.000-06:002011-02-22T11:51:37.591-06:00<b><font color="blue">STOP Imperial Scott Walker!</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.oakton.edu/~billtong/bnsp/imperial_scott_walker.JPG">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-82729709189687802372011-01-31T00:29:00.000-06:002011-02-01T11:33:01.448-06:00<b><font color="red">Ohio Gov. John Kasich lampooned in musical parody of "Never Been To Spain"</font></b><br />
<url>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvzwV-Qnbrc</url><br />
<b>Subodh Chandra: I Never Knew A Black Man</b> <br />
<br />
<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RvzwV-Qnbrc" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe>Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-41247648864862323772010-12-10T00:15:00.000-06:002010-12-10T10:16:05.938-06:00<b>O Little Brain of Rush Limbaugh <br />
</b>(Sung to the tune of "O Little Town of Bethlehem") <br />
<br />
(Click <a href="http://www.oakton.edu/~billtong/bnsp/midi/olittle2.mid">HERE</a> for MIDI music)<br />
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O little brain of Rush Limbaugh <br />
How sneakily can he lie? <br />
His thoughts aren't deep <br />
So we must sweep his sophistry from on high <br />
<br />
Each day, he will encourage <br />
The mean and nasty Right <br />
All of his peers are bored to tears <br />
Because he's so uptight <br />
<br />
For Rush has sworn to carry <br />
The banner for what he loves <br />
Each morning brings the same old things <br />
He bashes the liberal doves <br />
<br />
He's boring as the weather <br />
His fame gave him his girth <br />
We'll taunt and sing <br />
Of Rush the King <br />
Of Trash, that's all he's worthBoothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-19743308485993277372010-11-15T00:38:00.001-06:002010-11-15T15:29:16.215-06:00<b><font color="red">Charge of the Blight Brigade</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/palin-in-charge.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-66498091350384500342010-11-15T00:27:00.001-06:002010-11-15T15:31:11.250-06:00<b><font color="red">Bush Admits He Allowed Torture As President</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/bush-biggest-tort-fan.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-82311431099321775042010-11-15T00:26:00.001-06:002010-11-15T15:27:31.010-06:00<b><font color="red">Elephant in the room: Michelle Bachmann</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/bachmann-call-crazy.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-18021711426276578822010-11-15T00:25:00.001-06:002010-11-15T15:26:06.353-06:00<b><font color="red">Cheney, Oil Vampire</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/cheney-oil-suck.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-79576415906498476462010-11-15T00:24:00.002-06:002010-11-15T15:32:30.968-06:00<b><font color="red">A Thousand Points Of Blight</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/dp-mario-clueless.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-24479975746456539652010-11-15T00:23:00.001-06:002010-11-15T15:33:30.296-06:00<b><font color="blue">The Worst President EVER</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/bush-100-asshole.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-21348379786083056122010-08-10T00:48:00.018-05:002010-08-10T13:55:47.006-05:00<font color="red"><b>After 12 Years, is it time to Boot Newt again?</b></font><br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.esquire.com/features/newt-gingrich-0910"><b>Newt Gingrich: The Indispensable Republican</b></a><br />
By John H. Richardson<br />
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In the twelve years since he resigned in defeat and disgrace, he has been carefully plotting his return to power. As 2012 approaches, he has raised as much money as all of his potential rivals combined and sits atop the polls for the Republican presidential nomination. But just who is Newton Leroy Gingrich, really? An epic and bizarre story of American power in an unsettled age.<br />
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<img src="http://blogs.lubbockonline.com/lubbockleft/files/2009/05/gingrich_clown.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-31124421420616586302010-08-03T00:25:00.002-05:002010-08-03T00:25:38.735-05:00<b><font color="red">Ex-CEO Tony Hayward to star in re-make of movie?</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/bp-jerk.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-70135663734338878922010-08-03T00:22:00.002-05:002010-08-03T00:22:23.711-05:00<b><font color="red">Now Being Served In The Gulf of Mexico</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/bp-Kabob.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-45514566806671036512010-08-03T00:18:00.002-05:002010-08-03T00:18:39.068-05:00<b><font color="red">Gov. Jan Brewer (R-AZ) Ain't No Lady Liberty</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/az-brewer-intolerance.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-57608695234529028392010-08-03T00:16:00.001-05:002010-08-03T00:16:15.398-05:00<b><font color="red">Palin Best-S(m)eller</font></b> <br />
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/palin-heartburn.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-84060165016924324402010-06-03T00:36:00.000-05:002010-06-03T10:37:08.007-05:00<b><font color="red">Animals of the BP Gulf oil well disaster</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/bp-weasels.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-63033407109520306592010-06-03T00:32:00.000-05:002010-06-03T10:33:36.141-05:00<b><font color="blue">Fears that the loop current will spread the BP oil plume are well-founded</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/loop-current.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-51117313821693241642010-06-03T00:24:00.000-05:002010-06-03T10:30:59.166-05:00<b><font color="red">After its Gulf of Mexico oil well disaster, BP gets a new name (Big Polluter) and bullseye logo</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.oakton.edu/user/~billtong/bnsp/BP_target.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3678724.post-6042877864395254962010-05-26T00:41:00.000-05:002010-05-26T15:42:07.043-05:00<b><font color="red">Hey, Rush, here is what a feminazi looks like</font></b><br />
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/palin-feminazi.jpg">Boothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06309185679681613783noreply@blogger.com