(Sung to the tune of "The Great Pretender" by The Platters)
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As sung by Emperor Dubya:
Oh, yes, I... am the Great Decider.
Deciding my war's going well.
I'll need more bucks, more troops, more trucks
If only, more war, I can sell.
Oh, yes, I... am the Great Decider.
Adrift in a world of my own.
I play war games, but I won't take blame.
Need cronies; can't scheme all alone.
I'll seal this war deal; no one makes us leave.
We'll wheel and we'll deal; what Big Oil wants, they'll steal.
Oh, yes, I... am the Great Decider.
Though staff leaves, and my polls went down.
I scream loudly, "Power I've got, for me!"
I'm playing my part; wear the crown.
Deciding when more bombs drop down.
I'll seal this war deal; no one makes us leave.
We'll wheel and we'll deal; what Big Oil wants, they'll steal.
Oh, yes, I... am the Great Decider.
Though staff leaves, and my polls went down.
I scream loudly, "Power I've got, for me!"
I'm playing my part; wear the crown.
Deciding when more bombs drop down.
