Put Bush in the RIGHT House (Prison)

Boys (KKKOOKs) In Da Hoods
The Holey Trinity: Flush Dimbulb, Shrill O'Really, Yawn Insanity

Happy Springtime (Bush Is Over)
by Harmony Angels (sung to "Happy Christmas" by John Lennon)

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Impeachment Fever Is Rising
(Sung to the tune of "Bad Moon Rising" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Inspired by the title of a column in The Nation by John Nichols

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(instrumental intro)

Impeachment fever is rising.
Bush sees more trouble on the way.
Subpoenas, trials are frightenin'
Bush seein' bad times today.

He's prolonging the fight
In Iraq; still taking life.
Impeach Bush, that would be wise.

Bush hates hurricanes, for showing
Him as a dumb, inept buffoon.
Bush saw rivers overflowing;
Drowning New Orleans, left to ruin.

He's prolonging the fight
In Iraq; still taking life.
Impeach Bush, that would be wise.

All right!

(instrumental break)

Bush cannot get his sh*t together.
His policies caused folks to die.
What climate change? (Ignored the weather).
One lie is followed by more lies.

He's prolonging the fight
In Iraq; still taking life.
Impeach Bush, that would be wise.

He's prolonging the fight
In Iraq; still taking life.
Impeach Bush, that would be wise.

That's the sound of the Bush Neoconners' Chai-ain Gang...

Alberto
(Sung to the tune of "Key Largo" by Bertie Higgins)

Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez was grilled by both Republican and Democratic senators alike, who sharply questioned his leadership skills as head of the Bush Justice Department; Gonzalez was exposed as an inept, unqualified partisan buffoon.

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Crap was what he uttered...
Lying so hard, he was warned
By Dems and Repubs together;
A.G. Gonzalez now scorned.

Is he a dope, or goofy?
Failing, he spoke so desparately.
Before Congress, a zero.
Gonzo's just a right wing crazy.

CHORUS:
We were appalled...
Prosecutions that he stalled.
Rove played politics, from get-go.
Left flailing away was Alberto.

Gonzalez, he did skid.
"Couldn't recall" what things he did;
Why eight prosecutors were let go.
Let's now get rid of Alberto.

Said he cannot remember...
Where the purges start.
E-mails, Bush won't surrender.
Gonzalez ain't too smart.

Just a "Good Bushie" shill;
Flay him again.
More corruption, there is still;
Bush D.O.J. can't defend.

We were appalled...
Prosecutions that he stalled.
Rove played politics, from get-go.
Left flailing away was Alberto.

Gonzalez, he did skid.
"Couldn't recall" what things he did;
Why eight prosecutors were let go.
Let's now get rid of Alberto.


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Gonzo's Grilled
(Sung to the tune of "Railroad Bill")

Embattled Attorney General Alberto ("Gonzo") Gonzalez's was pummeled by Republican and Democratic Senators who sharply questioned his role in the political firing of 8 U.S. Attorneys; he answered "I don't recall" to nearly 100 questions

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Gonzo grilled in the Senate, got panned
For his evasive answers, in the end, could get canned.
Before Congress, Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled; who got the knife?
Eight U.S. Attorneys; he caused this strife.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

CHORUS:
Gonzo's grilled, Gonzo's grilled.
Jobs for U.S. Attorneys, Bushies filled
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Why was he appointed? Was he the best?
No, Gonzalez was loyal; passed Bush's test.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Prosecutors scandal, all hell's broke loose.
Gonzo's grilled, Senate said "Vamoose!"
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled, Gonzo's grilled.
Jobs for U.S. Attorneys, Bushies filled
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Now it's clear as crystal, Al has no charm.
Al Gonzalez is clueless; his party's alarmed.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

So, Gonzalez said sorry, but will not take blame.
Fired U.S. Attorneys would not play his game.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled, Gonzo's grilled.
Jobs for U.S. Attorneys, Bushies filled.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled on Capitol Hill
For inept performance, career he will kill.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled; he looked so bad;
The worst round of questioning he ever had.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled, Gonzo's grilled.
Jobs for U.S. Attorneys, Bushies filled.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Gonzo's grilled, Gonzo's grilled.
Jobs for U.S. Attorneys, Bushies filled.
That was why Gonzo's grilled.

Dear Mr. President

P!NK blasts Bush in a concert video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ugH5MUNNL0c

Dear Mr. President
Come take a walk with me
Let's pretend we're just two people and
You're not better than me
I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly

What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street
Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep
What do you feel when you look in the mirror
Are you proud

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye
How do you walk with your head held high
Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why

Dear Mr. President
Were you a lonely boy
Are you a lonely boy
Are you a lonely boy
How can you say
No child is left behind
We're not dumb and we're not blind
They're all sitting in your cells
While you pay the road to hell

What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away
And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay
I can only imagine what the first lady has to say
You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine

How do you sleep while the rest of us cry
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye
How do you walk with your head held high
Can you even look me in the eye

Let me tell you bout hard work
Minimum wage with a baby on the way
Let me tell you bout hard work
Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away
Let me tell you bout hard work
Building a bed out of a cardboard box
Let me tell you bout hard work
Hard work
Hard work
You don't know nothing bout hard work
Hard work
Hard work
Oh

How do you sleep at night
How do you walk with your head held high
Dear Mr. President
You'd never take a walk with me
Would you?

The Decider Must Heel

Pharoah Shrub

Anti-Bush protests

While Strolling In Iraq One Day
(Sung to the tune of "While Strolling Through The Park One Day")

Satire about Sen. John McCain's bizarre televised walk through Baghdad, pathetically trying to convince people that it was safe to walk about in Iraq, while wearing a bulletproof vest with a heavily armed escort

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While strolling through Iraq one day,
Grim reality was hid away.
John McCain just closed his eyes
Said that Bush would win his prize.
We would win the war, if critics went away.

The pile of corpses you can't see.
(Drank the Kool-Aid Dubya had made.)
McCain is deluded as can be.
(Drank the Kool-Aid Dubya had made.)
Duh!

So immediately, he got flak.
Embarassment left its mark.
People never shall forget
McCain and right wing loons
Staged a walkabout disaster in Iraq.

The world agrees... Bush is a ticking time bomb and a threat to the world

A.G. Gonzalez
(Sung to the tune of "Lady Madonna" by The Beatles)

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A.G. Gonzalez - Congress said, "Let's meet!"
Justice was mismanaged, to help Bush cheat.
Ask Bush's chummies, loyalty hell-bent;
Prosecutors fired by this pResident.

Subpoenas arrive; a future court case?
Bush aides losing sleep for what they'd done.
Al's reviled; fall guy to save Shrub's face.
Is Al now done?

A.G. Gonzalez, clearly not the best.
Justice was mismanaged; he failed his test.
(instrumental)
Is Al now done?

A.G. Gonzalez, lied and he misled.
He'll soon face the music; given up for dead.

Crap from right wing loons is never ending.
Answers for these capers didn't come.
Scandals haven't stopped; Al's still defending
What he had done.

A.G. Gonzalez - Congress said, "Let's meet!"
Justice was mismanaged, to help Bush cheat.