(Sung to the tune of "If I Were A Carpenter" by Johnny Cash)
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As sung by Emperor Dubya Bush:
If I were a dictator,
I'd lean on Dick Cheney.
We'd grab power in any way.
Don't need to be brainy.
I could torture and enslave,
And no one would mind me.
From terrorists plots, I'll save
You, if you'll follow blindly.
Making war through phoniness
Making war tomorrow
War rescues me from crony's mess.
I'll just spend and borrow.
Bombed Afghanistan, but good.
World doesn't love me.
Then I bombed Iraq, 'cause I could.
There's no one above me.
If I were a killer,
I could kill, by blinding...
People who get their news from Fox;
Shield truth from them finding.
If I were a dictator,
I'd lean on Dick Cheney.
We'd grab power in any way.
Don't need to be brainy.
We'd grab power in any way.
Don't need to be brainy.
