(Sung to the tune of "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" by Spike Jones)
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What we want for Fitzmas is for Bush to leave,
For Bush to leave, for Bush to leave.
If Patrick Fitzgerald causes Bush to leave
With Cheney, we'll have a Merry Fitzmas.
Five years too long, that Bush has stayed;
Warmonger commanding all our missiles.
Scandals piled; made him look weak.
He hides and he just bristles.
What we want for Fitzmas is for Bush to leave,
For Bush to leave, for Bush to leave.
If Patrick Fitzgerald causes Bush to leave
With Cheney, we'll have a Merry Fitzmas.
(instrumental break)
Five years too long, that Bush has stayed;
Warmonger commanding all our missiles.
Scandals piled and made him weak.
He hides and he just bristles.
What we want for Fitzmas is for Bush to leave,
For Bush to leave, for Bush to leave.
If Patrick Fitzgerald causes Bush to leave
With Cheney, we'll have a Merry Fitzmas.
