Scooter
(Sung to the tune of "School Days")
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(instrumental intro)
He has been screwed, Dick's underling.
Yes, Libby's been screwed today.
A big fat lip stopped his power trip;
A failed hack caught in legal maze.
Failed, the neocons' chief louse,
Sunken by lies for oil war.
Crook's lunacy fooled you and fooled me.
Exposed a spy's name and more.
Scooter.. Scooter...
He's a Big Time loser.
He's been indicted; the charges stick.
It makes him fume, and it makes him sick.
Neocons' scheme: for war, to go.
Joe Wilson trashed; he dared to show
'Twas no yellowcake, so they loathed Joe.
Leaked Valerie's name, what they did.
Scooter.. Scooter...
He's a Big Time loser.
He's been indicted; the charges stick.
It makes him fume, and it makes him sick.
Neocons' scheme: for war, to go.
Joe Wilson trashed; he dared to show
'Twas no yellowcake, so they loathed Joe.
Leaked Valerie's name, what they did.
Loose lips do kill, Dick's underling.
So is treason what you would allow?
Can't keep straight your stories, though Judy's your shill
So don't croak when you're frog-marched now.
Members of G.O.P. still cheer
Your blatant illegal ways.
No longer call shots for your neocon plots.
We've had enough of your craze.
Scooter.. Scooter...
He's a Big Time loser.
He's been indicted; the charges stick.
It makes him fume, and it makes him sick.
Neocons' scheme: for war, to go.
Joe Wilson trashed; he dared to show
'Twas no yellowcake, so they loathed Joe.
Leaked Valerie's name, what they did.
Scooter.. Scooter...
He's a Big Time loser.
He's been indicted; the charges stick.
It makes him fume, and it makes him sick.
Neocons' scheme: for war, to go.
Joe Wilson trashed; he dared to show
'Twas no yellowcake, so they loathed Joe.
Leaked Valerie's name, what they did.
