Bush, Stuck In Iraq, Unable to Exit

Long ago, Bush picked himself to run the U.S.

Blue State America wishes a MERRY FITZMAS to the felonious Bush-Cheney administration...

Bah! Humbug!

Duh... Dumbbug

America turns blue and gives thanks to Bush, the Turkey who united the country - against him

Happy Thanksgiving from the Chief Turkey (also Lame Duck/Cooked Goose)

Bush Thwarted Trying to Escape Press Conference in China

"... Lemme outta here! I ain't answerin' no hostile questions... what's wrong with these doors?"


Find the Knob


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Bush DOES have an exit strategy...

In lieu of an astrologer, Bush consults the Magic 8-Ball

Bush-Cheney's Fitzmas Present To America

Elephants Strike To Protest Their Use As Symbol of the G.O.P.

Dick Wants More Torturing Done
(Sung to the tune of "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Satire about Vice President Dick "Big Time War Crime" Cheney, who is publicly trying to defend the use of secret off-shore torture as official U.S. policy, in violation of the Geneva Conventions, which the United States is obligated to honor by international treaty

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More war, he's sworn, though Bush polls now sag.
Prisoners beaten black and blue!
Iraq's the land for sale to our chief.
Here's what our secret prisons will do...

We can't see... we can't see... the deaths of innocent ones, no!
We can't see... we can't see... Dick wants more torturing done!
Yeah!

(instrumental break)

Iraq's war-torn; chaos in that land.
Halliburton helps themselves, ho!
Dick won't call them "prisoners of war."
Interrogated in secret jails, yes!

We can't see... we can't see... just how "renditions" are done.
We can't see... we can't see... Dick wants more torturing done.
Yeah!

(instrumental break)

Dick's not embarassed; war was based on lies
Had to find excuse for war, yeah
"It isn't torture, if we let them live."
It's done in secret cells off-shore.

We can't see... we can't see... what's Rummy's military done.
We can't see... we can't see... Dick wants more torturing done.
We can't see... we can't see... Dick wants more torturing done.
We can't see... we can't see... Dick wants more torturing done...

(repeat refrain and fade)

Things could be worse, if you lost your Dick (Cheney)

Poppy Bush gets an earful:
"All right... who was that singing song parodies making fun of my boy?"

The Royal Seal of the Lame Duck Dubya

Godbilla Attacks San Francisco

Bush, Literally In Free Fall
You can't give him gravitas, but you can give him more gravity...

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Fret And Woe
(Sung to the tune of "Let It Snow" by Vaughn Monroe)

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(instrumental intro)

Bush's poll slide has been quite frightful.
Accept blame? No Bush is spiteful.
For him, there's no place to go.
Fret and woe, fret and woe, fret and woe.

He doesn't show signs of stopping;
Bombs on Iraq are still dropping.
The right wing's burnt; they can't crow.
Fret and woe, fret and woe, fret and woe.

They are mightily pissed, the Right.
They're irate and they pout at the storm
Which hit New Orleans; sowed their plight.
Voters at home gave them scorn.

The Bush regime's slowly dying;
Ruled through fear and endless lying.
Dick Cheney and Shrub must go!
Fret and woe, fret and woe, fret and woe.

(instrumental break, repeat verses)

It's A Blunderful Life: What If W Had Never Been Born?

QWagmire Accomplished

Asked 'bout Libby, Libby, Libby
Shrub's unable, able, able
To tell you the truth about it;
Sells a fable, fable, fable

Bush Says He Has A Plan (But He Hasn't A Clue)

Fitzgerald the White Knight has King Bush checkmated

Republicans lose governorships to Democrats in New Jersey and Virginia, despite Bush's (now radioactive) campaign support

Cahleefawnia Voters Terminate Gov. Gropinator's Agenda

The wheels come off of the Bush regime

Soccer champ Diego Maradona sports his popular T-shirt as thousands of protestors booed Bush's visit to Argentina, was quoted saying, "I'm proud as an Argentine who can travel in this train to oppose the human rubbish that Bush is."

Bush the Loneliest Man In Washington (It couldn't happen to a nicer guy - HA HA)

Scooter Libby
(Sung to the tune of "Do Wah Diddy" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band)

Satire about indicted Chief of Staff to Vice President Cheney, Irving Lewis "Scooter" Libby, who has since resigned, and is scheduled for arraignment

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(instrumental intro)

He got caught at double-talking; met defeat.
(Gone is Scooter Libby, Libby's gone, he did scoot)
Patrick Fitzgerald had enough of deceit.
(Gone is Scooter Libby, Libby's gone, he did scoot)

He talked false (talked false)
To make war (to make war).
He talked false to make war.
At Joe Wilson, he was sore.

Well, Libby blew it, outing Plame so spitefully.
(Gone is Scooter Libby, Libby's gone, he did scoot)
Did what he planned, no disaster did he see.
(Gone is Scooter Libby, Libby's gone, he did scoot)

Bush talked on (talked on)
To make war (make war)
Bush talked on to make war.
"Get Joe Wilson!" Libby swore.

They... wanted war since installing the Shrub.
Yes, they did; big lies were told 'bout everything
By Scooter's neocon club.

His arraignment will not be a happy day.
(Gone is Scooter Libby, Libby's gone, he did scoot)
We're so happy that the Bush regime will pay.
(Gone is Scooter Libby, Libby's gone, he did scoot)

He's cursed (he's cursed)
He's swine (he's swine)
He's cursed, he's swine.
Goin' to jail for his crime.

They... wanted war since installing the Shrub.
Yes, they did; big lies were told 'bout everything
By Scooter's neocon club.

His arraignment will not be a happy day.
(Gone is Scooter Libby, Libby's gone, he did scoot)
We're so happy that the Bush regime will pay
(Gone is Scooter Libby, Libby's gone, he did scoot)

He's cursed (he's cursed)
He's swine (he's swine)
He's cursed, he's swine.
Goin' to jail for his crime.

Gone is Scooter Libby, Libby's gone, he did scoot
Scooter Libby, Libby's gone, he did scoot.
Scooter Libby, Libby's gone, he did scoot.
Scooter Libby, Libby's gone, he did scoot.

Lame Duck
(Sung to the tune of "King Tut" by Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons)

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Now Bush is still a dumb man; from scandal, he can't flee (Lame Duck)
We just hear him whine; just see the boy king (Lame Duck)
Indicted, Cheney's flunky (Lame Duck)
Scooter, ditto-monkey.
(Hurricane Katrina... wrecked Bush, so did Rita; Lame Duck!)

Now he's alone... his flunkies fear to see him (Lame Duck)
Exposed now as a dummy, now who'd want to be him? (Lame Duck)
Karl Rove the Brainy (Lame Duck)
Scrutinized like Cheney.
(Hurricane Katrina... wrecked Bush, so did Rita; Lame Duck!)

Scandals now just pile
Country loathes his style (Sitting Duck)
Shocked Bush cannot smile (Squawking Duck)
He's hated and reviled

He's wasted lives for fascism.
Right wing idol
He's a faux Texan
Lies sold as true

Our troops still die; world thinks he's a nut.
Bush won't attend troop funerals,
Because they'll blame Lame Duck (Lame Duck)

Fitzgerald will soon hammer (Lame Duck)
Flunkies, to the slammer.
(Hurricane Katrina... wrecked Bush, so did Rita;
Hurricane Katrina... maybe Bush will get subpoenaed... Lame Duck!)

Why Bush picked S(c)am (Sc)Alito for the Supreme Court

Henry Hyde left Washington, but not Mr. Hyde

Bush nominates Judge Samuel "Scalito" Alito to replace Sandra Day O'Connor

But then, Bush doesn't believe in evolution...

Satire about Irving Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Vice President Dick Cheney's Chief of Staff, who resigned from his post immediately following his federal indictment for his role in exposing the identity of undercover CIA operative Valerie Plame

Scooter
(Sung to the tune of "School Days")

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(instrumental intro)

He has been screwed, Dick's underling.
Yes, Libby's been screwed today.
A big fat lip stopped his power trip;
A failed hack caught in legal maze.
Failed, the neocons' chief louse,
Sunken by lies for oil war.
Crook's lunacy fooled you and fooled me.
Exposed a spy's name and more.

Scooter.. Scooter...
He's a Big Time loser.
He's been indicted; the charges stick.
It makes him fume, and it makes him sick.
Neocons' scheme: for war, to go.
Joe Wilson trashed; he dared to show
'Twas no yellowcake, so they loathed Joe.
Leaked Valerie's name, what they did.

Scooter.. Scooter...
He's a Big Time loser.
He's been indicted; the charges stick.
It makes him fume, and it makes him sick.
Neocons' scheme: for war, to go.
Joe Wilson trashed; he dared to show
'Twas no yellowcake, so they loathed Joe.
Leaked Valerie's name, what they did.

Loose lips do kill, Dick's underling.
So is treason what you would allow?
Can't keep straight your stories, though Judy's your shill
So don't croak when you're frog-marched now.
Members of G.O.P. still cheer
Your blatant illegal ways.
No longer call shots for your neocon plots.
We've had enough of your craze.

Scooter.. Scooter...
He's a Big Time loser.
He's been indicted; the charges stick.
It makes him fume, and it makes him sick.
Neocons' scheme: for war, to go.
Joe Wilson trashed; he dared to show
'Twas no yellowcake, so they loathed Joe.
Leaked Valerie's name, what they did.

Scooter.. Scooter...
He's a Big Time loser.
He's been indicted; the charges stick.
It makes him fume, and it makes him sick.
Neocons' scheme: for war, to go.
Joe Wilson trashed; he dared to show
'Twas no yellowcake, so they loathed Joe.
Leaked Valerie's name, what they did.