Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Sending More Troops, You'll See
(Sung to the tune of "Sloop John B" by The Beach Boys)

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As sung by Emperor Dubya regarding his Iraq quagmire:

(instrumental intro)

I'm sending more troops - you'll see.
My plan: "democracy."
More bombs will be dropped down; we'll go it alone.
With more armed might, we'll soon win this fight.
Won't be no shake-up; our troops won't go home.

Rejoice now, for we won't fail.
Have faith, don't be upset.
We'll draft more troops for this war, not let them go home.
Let them go home?! Can't let them go home!
Won't be no shake-up; our troops won't go home.

Iraq's fate won't be sunk
By rebels and all their bunk.
Elections will soon be done, and I'll get my way.
I'm on the throne; Iraq will stay a war zone.
Won't be no shake-up; our troops won't go home.

Rejoice now, for we won't fail.
Have faith, don't be upset.
We'll draft more troops for this war, not let them go home.
Let them go home?! Can't let them go home!
Won't be no shake-up; our troops won't go home.

A stalemate gives me the fits!
So bombs away, blow 'em to bits!
Don't play by the book; use torture, make prisoner porn.
Can't let them go home; let them go home?!
Won't be no shake-up; our troops won't go home.

Rejoice now, for we won't fail.
Have faith, don't be upset.
We'll draft more troops for this war, not let them go home.
Let them go home?! Can't let them go home!
Won't be no shake-up; our troops won't go home.

Won't be no shake-up; our troops won't go home.