Originally written Dec. 25, 2000, when Time magazine previously chose the Pretender Bush as "Person of the Year."

Mag Sale Song
(Sung to the tune of "The Wassail Song")

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For what he's done, we're assailing
What's on Time magazine
Because he's dumb, we're wondering
Why they find Bush so keen
The Bush Boy, W.
Hatched a coup, seized power, too
Should arrest him, and send him back to Texas,
But we hear
The Pretender is "Person of the Year."

DeLay's the Master of the House
Surprised? He helped the coup
In Florida, he killed votes
Sent rioters to help
The Bush Boy, W.
Hatched a coup, seized power, too
Should arrest him, and send him back to Texas,
But we hear
The Pretender is "Person of the Year."

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