I'm Scheming 'Gainst Those Not With Us
(Sung to the tune of "White Christmas")
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As sung by Emperor Dubya, who declared "those who are not with us are against us":
I'm scheming 'gainst those not with us;
Off to Guantanamo, you'll go!
Overseein' God's mission;
Right wing positioned.
So cheer, and don't tell me "no."
I'm scheming 'gainst those not with us.
I pander to Religious Right;
Their votes helped beat Kerry.
We'll fight...
And slay all opponents with our might.
(repeat verses)