Monday, October 11, 2004

Inspired by Dubya's whining refrain during his pathetic debate performance against John Kerry

Work Is Hard
(Sung to the tune of "Hard, Ain't It Hard" by The Kingston Trio)

[Sorry, no MIDI music is available]

As sung by His Fraudulency, George Dubya Bush:

(instrumental intro)

Work is hard! Ain't it hard? Ain't it hard?
To think and know one and one is two!
Work is hard! Ain't it hard? Ain't it hard? Just nod.
Whatever I'm telling you is true.

John Kerry really got me pissed off!
He was squawkin' 'bout my war.
At debate time, he beat me on substance, not style.
Now I dread to debate him more.

Work is hard! Ain't it hard? Ain't it hard?
To think and know one and one is two!
Work is hard! Ain't it hard? Ain't it hard? Just nod.
Whatever I'm telling you is true.

I rule White House and wear this crown.
It's through Karl Rove that I stay around.
I'll fake and keep hidden, so you won't see.
I'll sell you some tales, so you'll vote for me.

Work is hard! Ain't it hard? Ain't it hard?
To think and know one and one is two!
Work is hard! Ain't it hard? Ain't it hard? Just nod.
Whatever I'm telling you is true.

I'm back to drinkin' and ramblin'
I don't care; tomorrow, I might go down.
This hard White House race could lead to my disgrace
And I'll need legal aces kept around.

Work is hard! Ain't it hard? Ain't it hard?
To think and know one and one is two!
Work is hard! Ain't it hard? Ain't it hard? Just nod.
Whatever I'm telling you is true.

Work is hard! Ain't it hard? Ain't it hard?
To think and know one and one is two!
Work is hard! Ain't it hard? Ain't it hard? Just nod.
Whatever I'm telling you is true.