Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Now that his idol, Saint Ronald Raygun, is gone, fellow war criminal and amiable dunce "leader" Dubya Bush is milking the fawning media tributes to bolster his re-selection hopes.

Bush Tries To Be Raygun
(Sung to the tune of "We've Only Just Begun" by The Carpenters)

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(instrumental intro)

Ron Raygun now is gone - what gives?
Right Wing now promises
Their tongues will cluck, 'cause he's gone away.
Saint Ronnie Raygun...

George Dubya, Dim Son, can't fly.
War is the road he'll choose.
Like Raygun's hawks, Bush will burn and bomb.
Bush tries to be Raygun...

Blaring his lies 'bout "what they'll do to us."
Bush has designs; he wants to stay.
This right wing ogre is not new to us.
Smirking, unclever, Reagan's way.
Unclever...

Two presidents so dumb, so vile...
So many lives made dead.
Pushed wars in space while huge debts now grow.
Bush mess, just like Raygun's.

Blaring his lies 'bout "what they'll do to us."
Bush has designs; he wants to stay.
This right wing ogre is not new to us.
Smirking, unclever, Reagan's way.
Unclever...

Two presidents so dumb, so vile...
So many lives made dead.
Pushed wars in space while huge debts now grow.
Bush mess, just like Raygun's.

Bush mess, just like Raygun's.
Bush mess, just like Raygun's.
Bush mess, just like Raygun's.

(instrumental ending)

Before there was Arnold, there was RONALD... the first California Terminator