You Can't Hear Music
(Sung to the tune of "I Can Hear Music" by The Beach Boys)

As sung by R.I.A.A. to music downloaders:

Click HERE for MIDI music
[Note: This MIDI is an incomplete demo - sorry, that's all that is available]

(instrumental intro)

Now you must pay...
Our legal team will agree.
We say how it is... ho, ho!
You robbed our golden tree.
You're really bad... to download, not own.
Baby, that's why... we won't leave you alone.

You can't hear music...
You can't hear music...
Impounding our ditties, maybe
Files will disappear.
You can't hear music!
No free music!
Our loss is too much, so say we:
Don't share peer-to-peer!

Suin' you... keeps lawyers satisfied.
You must feel our pain, whoa, whoa...
We hate your stealing; don't hide.
You took for free; we're pissed and
Our copyright police will come again.

You can't hear music...
You can't hear music...
Impounding our ditties, maybe
Files will disappear.
You can't hear music!
No free music!
Our loss is too much, so say we:
Don't share peer-to-peer!

Can't hear free music all the time, yeah.
Can't hear free music, it ain't right now, baby.
Can't hear free music all the time
Can't hear free music.
Can't hear free music (baby)

Nahhhh....