Baby, I'm Back
(Sung to the tune of "Baby Come Back" by Player)

As sung by Arnold Schwarzenegger, Republican candidate for governor of California:

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(instrumental intro)

Spending by the Right raised big money to bring Gray Davis down.
I'll do anything Bush asks me, 'cause I don't mind.
But if I do not win, I'm right back where I started again.
Hope that I don't lose or waste my time.

Baby, I'm back!
Any kind of fool could be
This state's gov'nor,
Without knowin' much about you.
Baby, I'm back!
G.O.P. has called on me.
I am strong.
Got a famous name?
They'll tout you.

(instrumental break)

Play along; my past dirt masked with false bravado.
Tryin' to keep up the smile that hides the fear.
If I don't win the crown, I'll get that empty feeling again.
Go pump up my bod, and have a beer!

Baby, I'm back!
Any kind of fool could be
This state's gov'nor,
Without knowin' much about you.
Baby, I'm back!
G.O.P. has called on me.
I am strong.
Got a famous name?
They'll tout you.

Now that I'm running, hell for leather.
I will just dance 'round policy.
I'll refuse to talk or even take part:
No debates for me (Ja! There's no debates for me!)

Baby, I'm back!
Any kind of fool could be
This state's gov'nor,
Without knowin' much about you.
Baby, I'm back!
G.O.P. has called on me.
I am strong.
Got a famous name?
They'll tout you.

I am strong... with a famous name...

(instrumental fade)