Hellacious Great Balls of Fire
(Sung to the tune of "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis)

(As sung by Warmonger Dubya Bush:)

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(instrumental intro)

Iraq will serve me, not Saddam Hussein!
Oil I love, helps me to sustain...
My iron will... oh, what a thrill...
From hellacious great balls of fire!

While we're at war, Dad will makes lots of money.
It won't be long 'til he says, "Hey, Sonny...
If you don't mind... keep up the grind...
From hellacious great balls of fire!"

Saddam dissed me... Boom! Feels good!
Drives me crazy...
Bow down to W. like a subject should.
That swine... we'll find...
Saddam, then his oil will be mine, mine, mine, mine...

If war should fail, I could lose my kingdom.
Pop's real nervous 'til this war's been won.
Saddam's crazies... will push up daisies
From hellacious great balls of fire.

(piano solo)

Iraq will serve me, not Saddam Hussein!
Oil I love, helps me to sustain...
My iron will... oh, what a thrill...
From hellacious great balls of fire!

While we're at war, Dad will makes lots of money.
It won't be long 'til he says, "Hey, Sonny...
If you don't mind... keep up the grind...
From hellacious great balls of fire!"

Saddam dissed me... Boom! Feels good!
Drives me crazy...
Bow down to W. like a subject should.
That swine... we'll find...
Saddam, then his oil will be mine, mine, mine, mine...

If war should fail, I could lose my kingdom.
Pop's real nervous 'til this war's been won.
Saddam's crazies... will push up daisies
From hellacious great balls of fire.