What's Up?! Who Threw Shoes At Me?
(Sung to the tune of "Wake Up, Little Susie" by The Everly Brothers

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As sung by President George W. Bush at his infamous December 14, 2008 press conference in Baghdad:

What's up?! Who threw shoes at me? What's up?
What's up?! Who threw shoes at me? What's up?
I'm here to give a speech.
What's up?! Why am I within reach?
Who's that shoe thrower? I had to duck; security's been breached!
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me? Hell...

I'm gonna leave a mess for Obama
I'm gonna leave this mess of a war
I'm gonna leave, but our troops will stay...
Don't keep score!
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me? Hell...

I hope Obama doesn't bash me again
And say, "Bush Baby, looks like he goofed again."
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
I want to go home.

What's up, who threw shoes at me? What's up?!
What's up, who threw shoes at me? What's up?!
Iraq War isn't so hot; we're losin' much of what we had got.
The cost is steep for risks I took; my reputation is shot.
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me? Hell...

I'm gonna leave a mess for Obama
I'm gonna leave this mess of a war
I'm gonna leave, but our troops will stay...
Don't keep score!
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me?

(fade out)