Gov. Bimbo, aka Mooselini, Caribou Barbie, etc.

"... "You probably heard that John McCain suspended his presidential campaign yesterday to focus on the financial crises. You had to kind of expect that this might happen. For a man of his age, it's very difficult to maintain an election." –Jimmy Kimmel

Gone Broke - Throw Us A Line
(Sung to the tune of "One Toke Over The Line" by Brewer & Shipley)

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As sung by financially and morally bankrupt Wall Street bankers, pleading with Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson (former CEO of bankrupt Goldman Sachs) for a $700 billion "blank check" government welfare bailout to cover their losses

{Refrain}
Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.

We're... whom you love... old friend, Henry.
Keep arrranging... keep us from bankruptcy.
You've been our boy, and you really felt our pain, when our profits bled.
We stand to lose, and pay the price of greed,
So, bail us out instead, because we've

Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.

Hear... what we say... as our problems pile.
Bankruptcy we're spurning; save us from cash denial.
We've spread 'round the world (who didn't have a clue): mortgage-junk surprise.
Say whatever sells, or else, we're through.
Save us from pryin' eyes; because we've

Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.

(instrumental break)

Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.

Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.

(repeat refrain and fade)

We Will Pay Dearly If McCain's Enthroned
(Sung to the tune of "I Can See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash)

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(instrumental intro)

We will pay dearly if McCain's enthroned.
He'd remove all obstacles in his way.
Palin will draw the crowds who will vote blind.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

McCain will just fake it now, as Palin's pawn.
Hoping his bad polling has disappeared.
Sitting on scandals brayin' at their door.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

(Bridge:)

Dumb all-around, this G.O.P. crew lies...
Truth, they must shred; nothing but moose pies*...

We will pay dearly if McCain's enthroned.
He'd remove all obstacles in his way.
Palin will draw the crowds who will vote blind.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

(Repeat refrain and fade):
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

(Moose pies = Alaskan bull sh*t)

Sarah's Vile
(Sung to the tune of "Sara Smile" by Daryl Hall & John Oates)

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(instrumental intro)

Without care, she's telling lies.
Drafted by McCain to woo the Right.
Trojan Moose, we see, Palin's skating...
From the sunlight.

Scandals unfold, unseemly.
Haven't got much to run upon, so they lie, coldly.
This rube, for Veep? No, never!

Sarah's... vile!
Corruption piles up, we see...

What is she concealing? We all want to know.
Or Election Day can end in sorrow.
For the presidency, let's show
All you got to do is say, "NO!"

Scandals unfold, unseemly.
Haven't got much to run upon, so they lie, coldly.
This rube, for Veep? No, never!

Sarah's... vile!
Corruption piles up, we see...

(repeat refrain and fade)

McClone-Failin' Want Four More Years of Bush Policies

Two Duds


Failin' Is Not An Option... She's McCain's Running Mate