Slammer Time
(Sung to the tune of "Summer Time" from the Broadway musical, "Porgy & Bess")

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Slammer time... for the Bushies, so sleazy.
Bush is slumping... and continues to lie.
Payback's a bitch... and impeachment is looming.
Iraq's his quagmire... troops still die.

Impeachment warnings... investigations stinging.
Bush has hidden things... if revealed, blow sky-high.
Bush won't heed warnings... he thinks nothing can harm him.
Will Gonzalez, like Rummy... say goodbye?

(repeat verses)

We Recommend Expulsion
(Sung to the tune of "I Second That Emotion" by Smokey Robinson)

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(instrumental intro)

Baby Bush gets impeached - that would be sweet!
Continuing Iraq fight will mean defeat.
Baby Bush, you will pay, and lose it all.
A big waste of money; your party's gonna fall (crash Bush's world)

(Chorus:)
Crash Bush's world - a good case; let impeachment start.
Let's watch BushCo break apart.
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!

(brief instrumental break)

Bushies still think that Shrub can't lose his crown.
Bush is out of time, can't hang around.
Most of us think that Shrub played us for fools.
Hid mistakes with lies, while breaking rules.

Crash Bush's world - a good case; let impeachment start.
Let's watch BushCo break apart.
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!

(instrumental break)

Baby Bush gets impeached - that would be sweet!
Continuing Iraq fight will mean defeat.
Baby Bush, you will pay, and lose it all.
A big waste of money; your party's gonna fall (crash Bush's world)

(Chorus:)
Crash Bush's world - a good case; let impeachment start.
Let's watch BushCo break apart.
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!

(brief instrumental break)

Bushies still think that Shrub can't lose his crown.
Bush is out of time, can't hang around.
Most of us think that Shrub played us for fools.
Hid mistakes with lies, while breaking rules.

Crash Bush's world - a good case; let impeachment start.
Let's watch BushCo break apart.
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!
So, hearings revealed their thuggery.
Bush-Cheney caused revulsion;
We recommend expulsion!

(fade)

Alberto
(Sung to the tune of 'Fernando' by ABBA)
Parody lyrics by Mark Hoolihan

In "honor" of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, who will hopefully soon be resigning in order to "pursue other projects" or "spend time with his family."

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(instrumental intro)

Can you hear the drums, Alberto?
Such a shame to you have to tell a bold faced lie like this
Will you testify, Alberto?
You were lying to yourself and softly hoping you'd go far
I could see the scandal come,
Yet deep inside your walls,you were a shining star

There is justice now, Alberto
Every hour brings you closer to accountability
Are you now afraid, Alberto?
You were young and arrogant, and yes, you were prepared to lie
And I'm not ashamed to say
The sound of people being tortured made me cry

There was something in the way you lied;
It wasn't right, Alberto
There was something you forgot you see:
Legality, Alberto
Though you never thought that you could lose,
There's no regret
If you had to do the same again,
You would, my friend, Alberto

Now you'll go away, Alberto
And for many years, you'll write a book and cross this land
Can you hear the drums, Alberto?
Do you still recall the fateful night your job turned partisan?
I can see it in your eyes,
How proud you were to sit at George Bush's right hand

There was something in the way you lied;
It wasn't right, Alberto
There was something you forgot you see:
Legality, Alberto
Though you never thought that you could lose,
There's no regret
If you had to do the same again,
You would, my friend, Alberto

There was something in the way you lied;
It wasn't right, Alberto
There was something you forgot you see:
Legality, Alberto
Though you never thought that you could lose,
There's no regret
If you had to do the same again,
You would, my friend, Alberto
Yes, if you had to do the same again,
You would my friend, Alberto...

(repeat chorus, fade)

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (http://www.hoolinet.com)
Copyright 2007 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.

"I am not a crook."
Embattled Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez channels Richard Nixon while being grilled by Congress for the U.S. Attorney firings scandal

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Please Impeach Me

Thousands Protest Bush's Visit To Brazil

Republican Moron
(Sung to the tune of "American Woman" by The Guess Who)

(Prologue:)

Republican Moron, got a messed up mind.
Republican Moron, he got a messed up mind.
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind.
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind.
R-E...
P-U...
Say B...
Say L...
Say I...
Say C...
Say A...
Say N...
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind...
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind...
Republican Moron, got a messed up mind...

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(electric guitar riff)

Republican Moron... thinks he's royalty-y.
Republican Moron... named G. Dubya B.
Still more scandals laid at his door.
Bush don't wanna see the face of war.
He's got more important things to do:
Commit war crimes; scoff at law review.
This Moron... must be sent away.
Republican Moron, face Impeachment Day-ay-ay!

(electric guitar solo)

Republican Moron... thinks he's royalty-y.
Republican Moron... named G. Dubya B.
Awe-and-Shocking Iraq through war,
Afghanistan, then Iran, for more.
Through sheer spite, and outing spies,
Shredding freedoms through his lies.
This Moron... must be sent away.
Republican Moron, face Impeachment Day-ay-ay!

Republican Moron... won't get away-ay...
Republican Moron... must be sent away-ay.
Still more scandals laid at his door.
Bush don't wanna see the face of war.
We don't need his war machines.
We don't need his torture scenes.
Shredding freedoms through his lies.
This Moron... G. Dubya B.
Republican Moron... worst Prez in history-y-y!

Go... start impeachment day...
Start impeachment day...
Now go, go, go...
We don't need you, moron.
Bye-bye... bye-bye...
Bye-bye... bye-bye...
You're no good, G.B.
You're no good, W.
You're a crooked prez whom we despise.
Impeach you and all your crew...
You know you gotta leave...
You know you gotta go...
You know you gotta go, Moron...
We will impeach you, Moron...
Goodbye, Republican Moron...

The Dick of Halliburton