Friday, August 04, 2006

I Ripped Apart the Constitution
(Sung to the tune of "I Left My Heart in San Francisco" by Tony Bennett)

As sung by Emperor George Dubya Bush:

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I cannot be embarrassed; more power comes my way.
War glory brings it home; you must do what I say.
9-11 made my throne, though was rotten for Manhattan.
I'll rule at home without pity, while you pay...

I ripped apart... the Constitution.
So I can kill... all foes of me.
There'll be more Middle Eastern wars;
Keep terr-ists far from our shores.
We're keeping logs... on those who dare... scream "unfair!"

I do not care... 'bout Constitution.
A piece of paper won't stop me.
I'll decide what... to do; no Constitution,
Because I want... my monarchy.