Who Shot The Lawyer? My Shot Gun
(Sung to the tune of "I Fought The Law" by the Bobby Fuller Four)

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As sung by Vice President Dick Cheney, who seriously wounded 78-year old lawyer Harry Whittington with his shotgun during a hunting trip in Texas, but refused to take blame for the incident:

(instrumental intro)

I need some cover for what I'd done.
Who shot the lawyer? My shotgun.
Who shot the lawyer? My shotgun.

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I need excuses, 'cause I had none.
Who shot the lawyer? My shotgun.
Who shot the lawyer? My shotgun.

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Birdshot hit Harry, and he's wounded bad.
News got out, though I spun.
This is the worst mess I've ever had.
Who shot the lawyer? My shotgun.
Who shot the lawyer? My shotgun.

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Out huntin' quail just to have fun.
Who shot the lawyer? My shotgun.
Who shot the lawyer? My shotgun.

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The press gone crazy, and they're not done.
Who shot the lawyer? My shotgun.
Who shot the lawyer? My shotgun.

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Birdshot hit Harry, and he's wounded bad.
News got out, though I spun.
This is the worst mess I've ever had.
Who shot the lawyer? My shotgun.
Who shot the lawyer? My shotgun.

(instrumental ending)