Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Satire about the inept Condoleeza Rice, confirmed and sworn in as Bush's new Secretary of State after being grilled by members of the U.S. Senate

Condoleeza Swore
(Sung to the tune of "My Cherie Amour" by Stevie Wonder)

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(instrumental intro)

Neo-Condoleeza...
Neo-Co-on-doleeza...

Condoleeza swore... Shrub was right in every way.
Condoleeza swore... to be a shill, her own way.
Condoleeza swore... to prop up the Dunce, whom she adores.
She's now Bush's girl to start more wars.
Got their wish through their designs.

Bush's staff now prays their war crimes will remain discreet.
Bush won't hear you; neo-cons set policy.
Condoleeza swore; at her confirmation, she ignored
Bush's lies 'bout Iraq to start war.
Got their wish through their designs.

(instrumental break)

There is no way you'll see Shrub face a hostile crowd.
There is no way that we'll see Condi's "mushroom cloud."
So, Condoleeza swore... to prop up the Dunce, whom she adores.
She's now Bush's girl to start more wars.
Got their wish through their designs.

Neo-Condoleeza...
Neo-Co-on-doleeza...

(repeat refrain and fade)