This Monarch's Not Mentally Balanced
(Sung to the tune of "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" by Gene Pitney)

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Not mentally balanced, wears the crown; Shrub's a war hawk so snide, so snide.
Not mentally balanced, stalks around; henchmen, his flaws, they'd hide.
Stealing oil through guns, and ignored the law, 'cause Dubya thought he could.
When it came to lootin' sums so vast... he was mighty good.

To rout Middle East, Shrub's danger came; shreds law books in our land, this man's...
The kind of man whose zest and zeal would claim a troubled land.
Stealing oil through guns, and ignored the law, 'cause Dubya thought he could.
When it came to lootin' sums so vast... he was mighty good.

Neo-con plans would aid Dim Son; these neo-cons appall.
This monarch's not mentally balanced; he's not mentally balanced.
He must be crazy after all.

The Shrub, to this world's a hated man; preyed on Iraq, you know; preyed on...
He's tryin' to kill peaceful life, where Shrub is free to go.
Stealing oil through guns, and ignored the law, 'cause Dubya thought he could.
Thumping bibles, shakedowns by his caste; snubbed law books 'cause they could.

Through bombs and air raids, he preyed; Iraq still burns, through hateful Right... looney Right.
And nothin' we said could keep his plan from goin' out to fight.
For a moment, the world's protests were full-blown; uncaring, this king won't learn.
Only men of clout, like Bush's brother, are Dim Son's concern.

Dubya's herd: crackpots, all shout; crackpots made liberty fall.
This monarch's not mentally balanced; he's not mentally balanced.
He must be crazy after all.

This monarch's not mentally balanced; he's not mentally balanced.
He must be crazy after all.

War-Wrangled Manner
(Sung to the tune of "The Star Spangled Banner")

Wrangle, verb. To quarrel noisily or angrily; bicker. (Describes the bellicose Emperor Bush quite well, doesn't it?)

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Bush's crazed plans feed greed.
Our troops, pawns of armed might.
But so loudly, he's hailed
By the Far Right, who's beaming.

Bush so primed to start wars;
"Anti-terrorist" fight.
Now Iraq's been debauched;
Halliburton's damned scheming.

Awe and Shock from the air;
Bush now kills without care:
Aloof to the plight of Iraq (oil's still there).
Through hate does Bush's war-wrangled manner hold sway.
Guts our land's democracy, while his war mongers rave.

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Shrub's Terra War
(Sung to the tune of "America The Beautiful")

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To dutiful sheep, Bush just lies;
Big scams for cronies' gain.
Usurped vote count; crowned travesty;
More war, financial drain.

Shrub's "Terra War",
Shrub's "Terra War";
Iraq erased for greed.
Shrub found "godhood" by bein' no good.
His deeds kill; our troops bleed.

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Originally posted 6/21/03
Stand By, Iran
(Sung to the tune of "Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette)

(As sung by Warmonger Dubya Bush to his sheeple about his next planned invasion)

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Sometimes it's hard to keep a war on.
Congress gave power to just one man.
Forget bad times; my war means good times.
I'm now king, and I'm running this land.

You all did loathe him; war we gave him.
Saddam is gone; let's party - we grabbed his land.
So don't think of him, or missing weapons.
'Cause after all, he's one bad man.

Stand by, Iran...
We've got big arms to sting you.
We're bringing war to dump you.
We'll fight; black gold you're owning.

Stand by, Iran...
And tell the world we're comin'
We'll give you our regime change plan.
Stand by, Iran...

Stand by, Iran...
And tell the world we're comin'
We'll give you our regime change plan.
Stand by, Iran...

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Torturer-In-Chief, er... New Attorney General Alberto "Seedy" Gonzalez shows off his new tie

Our Country Used To Be
(Sung to the tune of "My Country 'Tis of Thee")

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Our country used to be
A land of liberty;
Now it's right wing.
Suspects have rights denied;
Tortured, but never tried;
Things government of Bush must hide;
Mess by THE dumb king.

Our country visibly
Became theocracy,
Run by the Shrub.
He'd raid Fort Knox to kill.
Making war is his thrill.
Cronies have coffers Bush must fill
Neo-cons, his club.

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Shrub's Appalling Reign
(Sung to the tune of "Rhythm Of The Rain" by The Cascades)

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World criticism, Shrub's appalling reign;
Telling Bush just what a fool he's been.
They wish that he would go or fired for bein' insane
Before he starts new wars again.

The former world we cared about has gone away;
Bush has ripped it all apart.
So little does he know, except to get his way.
A plunderer and crook at heart.

Reign of hell right now; fat cats don't care.
Bush had to steal our rights away, so we won't dare
Reject Shrub's young brother (who's more smart), just four years away.

The former world we cared about has gone away;
Bush has ripped it all apart.
So little does he know, except to get his way.
A plunderer and crook at heart.

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Reign of Shrub is hell; we loathe him so.
Sleaze of Dim Son; Bush and cohorts must go.
Reign from the start tainted by Shrub, from four years ago.

World criticism, Shrub's appalling reign;
Telling Bush just what a fool he's been.
They wish that he would go or fired for bein' insane
Before he starts new wars again.

Let's blister his appalling reign...
Let us shatter, let us shatter...
Go, go, go blister his appalling reign...
Let us shatter, let us shatter...

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Angel of the Right Wing
(Sung to the tune of "Angel of the Morning" by Juice Newton)

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With bombs to fling on foreign lands,
Emperor Shrub's not kind at heart.
Iraq must bleed; Afghanistan...
Attacked through lies, for wars to start.
Bush will not heed protests at home.
He's cold enough to kill and yawn.

Bush is the Angel of the Right Wing (angel)
Through minds so weak, zealots believe Bush Baby.
Bush is the Angel of the Right Wing (angel)
Press toadies earned their pay... with glee.

King of the dumb Right sure is dim;
To them, don't matter anyhow.
Abroad, he's heckled, and gets pinned
By a free press; Bush has a cow.
We are all victims of the Right;
Their taunts are blinded by their spite.

Bush is the Angel of the Right Wing (angel)
Through minds so weak, zealots believe Bush Baby.
Bush is the Angel of the Right Wing (angel)
Press toadies earned their pay... with glee.

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Bush is the Angel of the Right Wing (angel)
Through minds so weak, zealots believe Bush Baby.
Bush is the Angel of the Right Wing (angel)
Press toadies earned their pay... with glee.

Bush is the Angel of the Right Wing (angel)
Through minds so weak, zealots believe Bush Baby.
Bush is the Angel of the Right Wing (angel)
Press toadies earned their pay...
Lie down, let Bush get his way...
With glee.

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Why do you think he's called "Bush Baby"?

Leaders of the Bushie Brown-Nose Brigade

The Lame Brain

Satire about Bush's new Attorney General, Alberto Gonzalez, who as former White House counsel co-authored the infamous memos advising Bush to ignore the Geneva Conventions banning torture as war crimes

Torture Boy
(Sung to the tune of "Soldier Boy" by the Shirelles)

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Torture Boy...
Bush's A.G., Torture Boy...
Shill for W.

Hired to serve Shrub,
Covered up his past flubs.
Made Gonzalez able to
Put the screws to you.
Now the whole world
Hates the Shrub for torture.
Who enabled torture?
Gonzalez, that is who!

Bush never said "no,"
So torture followed.
Who made it so?
Gonzalez, that's who.
To hidden ports or foreign shores
Torture suspects were procured.
Screw you, W!

Torture Boy...
Bush's little Torture Boy...
Shill for W.

Posted originally on January 30, 2004.

The unelected fraud gives us his State of the Campaign (er, Union) - platitudes and attitudes of mass distraction to divert attention from Bush's QWagmire and wrecked economy

Bush's State of the Union
(Sung to the tune of "Mother And Child Reunion" by Paul Simon)

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Bullsh*t's all he'll give; this false dope.
Regime change, Election Day.
We heard Bush's State of the Union:
Ignored war, an ocean away.

We can't see the lives that he
Is taking through war each day.
Iraqi oil, takes for free.
WMD's "got away."
"Stay the course during war time," runs...
Over and over again.

Bullsh*t's all he'll give; this false dope.
Regime change, Election Day.
We heard Bush's State of the Union:
Ignored war, an ocean away.

Bush sheep still believe him so.
To the world, seems strange today.
Our prestige now laid so low.
Oil war in a serious way.
"Stay the course during war time," runs...
Over and over again.

Bullsh*t's all he'll give; this false dope.
Regime change, Election Day.
We heard Bush's State of the Union:
Ignored war, an ocean away.

We heard Bush's State of the Union:
Ignored war, an ocean away.
We heard Bush's State of the Union:
Ignored war, an ocean away.

Satire about the inept Condoleeza Rice, confirmed and sworn in as Bush's new Secretary of State after being grilled by members of the U.S. Senate

Condoleeza Swore
(Sung to the tune of "My Cherie Amour" by Stevie Wonder)

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Neo-Condoleeza...
Neo-Co-on-doleeza...

Condoleeza swore... Shrub was right in every way.
Condoleeza swore... to be a shill, her own way.
Condoleeza swore... to prop up the Dunce, whom she adores.
She's now Bush's girl to start more wars.
Got their wish through their designs.

Bush's staff now prays their war crimes will remain discreet.
Bush won't hear you; neo-cons set policy.
Condoleeza swore; at her confirmation, she ignored
Bush's lies 'bout Iraq to start war.
Got their wish through their designs.

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There is no way you'll see Shrub face a hostile crowd.
There is no way that we'll see Condi's "mushroom cloud."
So, Condoleeza swore... to prop up the Dunce, whom she adores.
She's now Bush's girl to start more wars.
Got their wish through their designs.

Neo-Condoleeza...
Neo-Co-on-doleeza...

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