Dedicated to delusional faux Democrat, Senator Zell Miller (D-GA), who delivered a raving, anti-Kerry keynote speech at the 2004 Republican national convention

Why Does Zell Love W?
(Sung to the tune of "If I Fell" by The Beatles)

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Why does Zell love W?
Not a word Bush said was true.
He'd help Bush... rule this land.
Why is Zell in love with war?
Wants us to give Shrub years more
To hatch right wing plans.

Democrats throw darts... at you;
Kissed up Der Führer.
Zell, you're worlds apart
From us, who loathe Shrub's war torture.

Zell's war lust construed
To please George Bush's pride.
But the Shrub is through;
His sleaze will hurt his side for sure.

Bombing other lands for gain.
Bush lies, but Zell's satisfied with Shrub's... looney reign.

Bush the dope will be... defied;
No more of W.
Bush will be... denied;
He hasn't earned term two.

Why does Zell love W?

(instrumental ending)