Friday, November 07, 2003

A shaken Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz recently survived an Iraqi rocket attack while staying at a hotel near American military headquarters in Baghdad

What's War All About, Wolfie?
(Sung to the tune of "What's It All About, Alfie?" by Dionne Warwick)

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(instrumental intro)

What's war all about, Wolfie?
Rebel rockets, an omen they give.
What's war all about?
Iraq wants us out, Wolfie.
All we've spent to make war:
Through a sieve.
Our pResident is blind.

Neoconning fools are blind, Wolfie.
Made this mess with lies, only adds fuel.
Taking life is wrong;
Doesn't prove you're strong, Wolfie.
When will war end?
For black gold, you're a tool.
You're sure, since you believe.

Right wing heaven for Shrub, Wolfie?
All based on nothing - this war.
Twist things, keepin' your deceivers still deceivin'.

A rout by Shrub does not exist, Wolfie.
But still your kind will just insist on bluffing, Wolfie.
So don't squawk; if you're smart, go away.
We'll remind the Shrub he will pay.
Wolfie... Wolfie...