The World's In Trouble
(Sung to the tune of "The Curly Shuffle" by Jump 'N' The Saddle Band)

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(instrumental intro)

The Shrub and his friends had stolen the crown.
The pressed played shill; propped up this clown.
They're shielding Bush Lite; he lives in a bubble.
But the Shrub's far right, and the world's in trouble.

Hell, no! Hell, no! (Hell, no! Hell, no!)
Stop that muckety-muck-muck. (Muckety-muck-muck)
Dumb is he, dumb is he. (Dumb is he, dumb is he)
Goof! Goof! (Goof! Goof!)
He hates Germany and France,
Who booed his war dance,
And now the world's in trouble.

The Shrub and his friends got plenty of dough.
We hold them all in contempt, and hate Jeb, his bro'.
Appointed in spite of losing the scuffle;
Dubya's far right, and the world's in trouble.

Hell, no! Hell, no! (Hell, no! Hell, no!)
Stop that muckety-muck-muck. (Muckety-muck-muck)
Killing our democracy. (Killing our democracy)
No... wise guy. (No wise guy).
He hates Germany and France,
Who booed his war dance,
And now the world's in trouble.

(instrumental break)

The Shrub and his friends would all love to see
Armies go clashing in new wars to be.
These knuckleheads are starting a scuffle.
They push and they shove, and the world's in trouble.

Hell, no! Hell, no! (Hell, no! Hell, no!)
Stop that muckety-muck-muck (muckety-muck-muck).
Play to the crowd! (Play to the crowd!)
Tough! Tough! (Tough! Tough!)
He hates Germany and France,
Who booed his war dance,
And now the world's in trouble.
(What's that he said?)
And now the world's in trouble.
(That's what I thought he said.)
And now the world's in trouble.

He hates Germany and France,
Who booed his war dance,
And now the world's in trouble.

(instrumental ending)