Thursday, May 15, 2003

Stopped The Boat
Satire about the AWOL Pretender and Thief's commandeering of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln, a Navy aircraft carrier one mile off shore from San Diego for a phony "Top Gun at sea" photo-op

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(instrumental intro)

Bush said, "I will pose there, out on the ocean."
Bush said, "I will pose there, out on the ocean."
He stopped the boat (he stopped the boat, yes he...)
Stopped the boat (and took the boat over)
Stopped the boat (he stopped the boat, yes he...)
Stopped the boa-oa-oa-oat....

Unconvincing "voyage" of Shrub was planned.
So much, his shills see and they gush with their spin.
He strongarmed a Navy ship that returned from sea.
He'll always spin and show his face to bother you and me.

The Shrub posed on a ship "on the ocean."
pRez who's failing; his fiascos deserve... a job demotion.

Bush said "I will pose there, out on the ocean."
Bush said "I will pose there, out on the ocean."
He stopped the boat (he stopped the boat, yes he)
Stopped the boat (and took the boat over)
Stopped the boat (he stopped the boat, yes he)
Stopped the boa-oa-oa-oat....

Up to now, he's failed, by every norm.
But he's always had the presses' lips; his butt keeps warm.
His misdeeds, press took great lengths to hide from view.
Bush will be ripped election year; Shrub we can see through.

The Shrub posed on a ship "on the ocean."
pRez who's failing; his fiascos deserve... a job demotion.

Bush said "I will pose there, out on the ocean."
Bush said "I will pose there, out on the ocean."
He stopped the boat (he stopped the boat, yes he)
Stopped the boat (and took the boat over)
Stopped the boat (he stopped the boat, yes he)
Stopped the boa-oa-oa-oat....

(repeat chorus and fade)