Gamblin' Man
Dedicated to self-appointed Republican morality judge, William Bennett, who recently admitted he lost millions while addicted to high-stakes gambling
(Sung to the tune of "Ramblin' Man" by The Allman Brothers)

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Bennett, exposed: a gamblin' man-a-an...
Scold for moral livin', 'gainst sin he wants to ban.
But all that time decevin'.
He mopes 'bout bein' canned.
'Cause he's been caught a gamblin' man.

He's press fodder, Bill the Gambler was once drug czar.
He's stuck up, and defends having no fun.
And now he's torn, on the hot seat of a... scandal fuss.
Fallin' down; high road, he has none.

Bennett, exposed: a gamblin' man-a-an...
Scold for moral livin', 'gainst sin he wants to ban.
But all that time decevin'.
He mopes 'bout bein' canned.
'Cause he's been caught a gamblin' man.

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He made much hay with moral screens and warnings;
Leaving out he wants theocracy.
Was always having a good time down at the parlor.
Bored; he felt that gamblin' millions set him free.

Bennett, exposed: a gamblin' man...
Bennett, exposed: a gamblin' man...
Bennett, exposed: a gamblin' man...

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William Bennett: Slouching Toward Pandora

Stopped The Boat
Satire about the AWOL Pretender and Thief's commandeering of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln, a Navy aircraft carrier one mile off shore from San Diego for a phony "Top Gun at sea" photo-op

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Bush said, "I will pose there, out on the ocean."
Bush said, "I will pose there, out on the ocean."
He stopped the boat (he stopped the boat, yes he...)
Stopped the boat (and took the boat over)
Stopped the boat (he stopped the boat, yes he...)
Stopped the boa-oa-oa-oat....

Unconvincing "voyage" of Shrub was planned.
So much, his shills see and they gush with their spin.
He strongarmed a Navy ship that returned from sea.
He'll always spin and show his face to bother you and me.

The Shrub posed on a ship "on the ocean."
pRez who's failing; his fiascos deserve... a job demotion.

Bush said "I will pose there, out on the ocean."
Bush said "I will pose there, out on the ocean."
He stopped the boat (he stopped the boat, yes he)
Stopped the boat (and took the boat over)
Stopped the boat (he stopped the boat, yes he)
Stopped the boa-oa-oa-oat....

Up to now, he's failed, by every norm.
But he's always had the presses' lips; his butt keeps warm.
His misdeeds, press took great lengths to hide from view.
Bush will be ripped election year; Shrub we can see through.

The Shrub posed on a ship "on the ocean."
pRez who's failing; his fiascos deserve... a job demotion.

Bush said "I will pose there, out on the ocean."
Bush said "I will pose there, out on the ocean."
He stopped the boat (he stopped the boat, yes he)
Stopped the boat (and took the boat over)
Stopped the boat (he stopped the boat, yes he)
Stopped the boa-oa-oa-oat....

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Really, Bush Ain't A Hero
Satire about the AWOL Pretender and Thief's commandeering the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln, a Navy aircraft carrier for a blatant "Top Gun" photo-op before it could dock in San Diego
(Sung to the tune of "Billy, Don't Be A Hero" by Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods)

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War monger man, a clown plays the drumbeat;
Bush and his crew all lead the blind.
The crooked boss who cares not 'bout killing.
To war he'll go; must toe his line.
Big Oil-fed; they've made him bolder.
Their dummy's told just what to say.
It does no good; the world knows he's lying.
All through the years, Bush got his way.

Really, Bush ain't a hero.
He was a fool all his life.
Really, Bush ain't a hero.
He lacked for brains, a dull knife.
He and his party must go.
Just say, "Really, he'll be brought low."
Really, Bush ain't a hero; reality.

Bush and his crew on ship, coming state-side.
Big photo staging all around.
The AWOL pilot posed with his sea boys.
Bush wants more war, not peace; warhound.
The right wing press all cheer his f**k ups.
They guard his back time and again.
It's Bush's plan: more war, he will foment.
Forgettin' what the world has said.
They said:

Really, Bush ain't a hero.
He was a fool all his life.
Really, Bush ain't a hero.
He lacked for brains, a dull knife.
He and his party must go.
Just say, "Really, he'll be brought low."
Really, Bush ain't a hero; reality.

Economy has gotten no better.
Tax cuts and war, we cannot pay.
Bush hasn't led us; he's still a zero.
Let's throw him out Election Day.
Bush and his crew had better go away...

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Shrub's Story
(Sung to the tune of "Love Story" by Andy Williams)

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Glaring right wing spin:
They tell of "glory" and how "great" the Shrub can be.
They tweaked Shrub's story 'til they sold a fantasy.
They hid the truth about the Shrub; they claim that he
Is truly smart.

Bloodthirsty fellow...
Phrase has new meaning when he claimed, "This world is mine."
The world would see just what the Shrub could do, in time.
With bombs, he's taken life for oil; to him, that's fine.
War fills his heart...

War fills his heart; thinks he's a special king...
Who's never wrong; reviled for savaging.
Our nation's role, reversed by Shrub.
To war is where he'll go; going it alone, he.
With Blair around, he'll still be lonely.
Impeach this brigand, along with Blair...

How long can he last?
Shrub robbed our treasure; gains more powers every day.
He has no answers now, and won't hear what we say.
Let's show this cheater that as czar, he cannot stay,
And yield his chair...

Bush Had To Stop Saddam
(Sung to the tune of "Shop Around" by Smoky Robinson & The Miracles)

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Bush has caused war to come to Iraq now.
The shrill right wing can't and won't understand how
Through war, Bush masked his try for their land now.
Gave them "freedom" just like Afghanistan now.
Osama, where's he?
Bush had to stop Saddam.
Distract - Bush had to stop Saddam.

Facts are things Bush don't want you to know now.
He's so sure that he'll win, without know how.
This man's dumb, and this man's got to go now.
"No war!" we'll tell him that we loathe him so now.
Osama, where's he?
Bush had to stop Saddam.
Distract - Bush had to stop Saddam.

Tryin' to make himself King of the World.
For black gold, Bush must slake his thirst on.
He took his prize while his bombs were buzzin'
Then proclaimed he won, through photo-ops he's just lovin'.

Before, Afghanistan had payment due - how?
To war, Shrub just loves to do now;
Made sure nothing Shrub can't do now.
War ecstasy, Shrub's feeling mad and stewed now.
Osama, where's he?
Bush had to stop Saddam...
Bush had to stop Saddam...

Distract - Bush had to... stop Saddam...
Distract - Bush had to... stop Saddam...
Distract - Bush had to... stop Saddam...
Distract - Bush had to... stop Saddam...

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Don't Believe Bush's Lie
(Sung to the tune of "I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly)

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Bush likes to think that he is never wrong.
Our lives mean nothing to fat cats and the strong.
The world knows the scheming of the Shrub,
Who's leaning on his everlasting war.

If he can seize it, then he can do it.
Use force to achieve it, steal it, or screw it.

Don't believe Bush's lie.
Don't believe him; just ask him why
He thinks he'll always get the right wing's way.
Gettin' things through bribes he'll pay.

Don't believe in his war.
Because this dunce is through, soon in '04.
Don't believe Bush's lie.
Don't believe Bush's lie.
No, don't believe Bush's lie.

Our nation's on the verge of breaking down.
Bush would divide us; we must scream, "So long!"
Through means satirical, we strive: have Bush relieved.
'Cause Bush could blow it; war he'll ride for greed.

Hey, why believe his sh*t?
If he can seize it, then he can eat it.
Use force to achieve it, steal it, or screw it.
Don't believe Bush's lie...

Don't believe Bush's lie...

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If You Ask Why or Defy
(Sung to the tune of "Eye In The Sky" by Alan Parsons Project)

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Don't think - keep on living in dread.
Don't pry - right wing fables misled.
His craven plots and chances for war;
And Bush is gonna give you much more.
Don't ask him... just why he froze
Our civil rights, blows 'gainst free thinkin'...

Don't say words you're gonna regret.
Don't fret; inquirers end up dead.
Just mental masturbation for war.
The world ain't gonna take any more deceivin'
Dim Son they despise.
Ain't none of his lies worth believin'...

If you ask why or defy, they'll look at you.
They'll brainwash your mind.
Bush is the maker of rules, leading the fools
He has cheated blind.
Those sheep don't need to see any more;
We know that... they don't need a mind...
They don't need a mind...

Don't grieve; Shrub's illusions won't bind.
Don't cry; we must awaken the blind.
We've thrown out other fools who love war.
Soon Shrub ain't gonna rule anymore.
Deceiving, telling more lies,
Ignoring the signs he'll soon be leaving...

If you ask why or defy, they'll look at you.
They'll brainwash your mind.
Bush is the maker of rules, leading the fools
He has cheated blind.
Those sheep don't need to see any more;
We know that... they don't need a mind...
They don't need a mind...
They don't need a mind...
They don't need a mind...

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Shrub Ain't The Answer
(Sung to the tune of "Love Is The Answer" by England Dan & John Ford Coley)

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Oil, low-priced, through wicked crew and Bush vice.
Bush can't stay here without war.
For oil crooks, tried to go
And win through war, more war, more war.
If there's a tax cut, he'd have found it.

Blight of the world; mindless, he.
Shrub ain't the answer.
Kind who appalls; friend of greed.
Shrub ain't the answer.

His bombs fly; those with brown skins will die.
Dead and homeless boys and girls;
Their pain is never heard
In Bush's looney world.
Bushies turn their heads, and don't ask why
We exploit the earth, while others die.

Blight of the world; mindless, he.
Shrub ain't the answer.
Kind who appalls; friend of greed.
Shrub ain't the answer.

Shrub and his hive
Will just defy the planet.
War, Bush advances
'Cause the man isn't smart; has no answers.
So now they steal or raid (Shrub and the others)
Workers tossed away (Shrub and the others)
To go it all alone (Shrub and the others)
To bomb thoses far from home (Shrub and the others)
He has the crown and clout (Shrub and the others)
Let's have these dopes run out (Shrub and the others)
The Bush regime must end (Shrub and the others)
Impeach the Shrub... impeach the Shrub.

Blight of the world; mindless, he.
Shrub ain't the answer.
Kind who appalls; friend of greed.
Shrub ain't the answer.

Blight of the world; mindless, he.
Shrub ain't the answer.
Kind who appalls; friend of greed.
Shrub ain't the answer.

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Fear and the Shrub Together
With the neoconservatives firmly in control of the Bush Administration, and PNAC (Project For a New American Century) as their blueprint for world conquest, the Bush cabal continue to strip Americans of their Constitutional rights through endless war and fearmongering terrorist alerts.
(Sung to the tune of "We're In This Love Together" by Al Jarreau)

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PNAC defines "right wing,"
Through Shrub, the specious king.
Chance for war, Bush wants to use it.
War is his favorite song.
Bombs he loves to fling
In war time, plays jingo music.

Fear and the Shrub together
Makes sheeple blind; war lasts "forever."
Fear and the Shrub together
Helps keep buried all his crime.
It takes heats off; buys him time...

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They are are looney Right, who want to fight.
World war, not just semantic.
Two million folks not working;
Blame the Right.
War is just the way Bush planned it.

Fear and the Shrub together
Makes sheeple blind; war lasts "forever."
Fear and the Shrub together
Helps keep buried all his crime.
It takes heats off; buys him time...

Fear and the Shrub together
Makes sheeple blind; war lasts "forever."
Fear and the Shrub together
Helps keep buried all his crime.
It takes heats off; buys him time...

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Bush's Big Hypocrisy
(Sung to the tune of "You're The Biggest Part of Me" by Ambrosia)

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Unwise... yes, the Dim Son's no wiser.
Hear his lies... his new war's on the horizon.
We despise... and we'll keep on despisin'
Bush's big hypocrisy.

Flay the Right... their warmongering society.
Shine the light... on financial impropriety.
All this strife... Bush's sheep will follow blindly:
Bush's big hypocrisy.

Hell... made by Bush Baby.
World empire through war has come true.
World hates Bush Baby.
Among kings, they hate Bush and his crew.
World at risk now.
They knew what Shrub's war crown could do.
In Iraq, washed away their past;
Looters encouraged by this crew.

Brain froze... a dry drunk getting older.
Shrub knows... he's a dummy office holder.
All it shows... world hate for him will smolder.
They hate his hypocrisy.

Forever... oil stealing, war forever.
Together... Bush and neo-cons together.
For better... throw them out; things will be better.
Bush's big hypocrisy.

Hell... made by Bush Baby.
World empire through war has come true.
World hates Bush Baby.
Among kings, they hate Bush and his crew.
World at risk now.
They knew what Shrub's war crown could do.
In Iraq, washed away their past;
Looters encouraged by this crew.

(Bridge:)
War plan: for easy stealin,' oil kings join fully.
War they will sell you; won't end peacefully.
Over Euphrates River; foreigner enmity.
Bush violently pounds Saddam, and believes that he
Can just deceive.

Slimy... shedding blood for oil, he's slimy.
Grimy... greedy, dirty war; he's grimy.
Stymie... Bush, who fears end of war would stymie
Bush's big hypcrisy.

Forever... oil stealing, war forever.
Together... Bush and neo-cons together.
For better... throw them out; things will be better.
Bush's big hypocrisy.

War and strife, hegemony.
Bush's big hypocrisy...

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