Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Shrub Almighty

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Impeachment Of This Bunch
(Sung to the tune of "You Beat Me To The Punch" by Mary Wells)

Sorry, no MIDI music is available

(instrumental intro)

The reign of Bush has now passed him by.
Seized so much power; don't ask him why.
He'll still just lie.
Regime of crooks, still working hard
To give the law a sucker punch.
Boot this lame Bush regime back to where they came...

Impeachment of this bunch (im-peach-ment of this bunch)
For crimes...
Impeachment of this bunch (im-peach-ment of this bunch)
Yes, let's rid...

With no virtue, they sold lies so untrue.
Puppet pretender now refuses to surrender.
W., let's get rid;
And let's throw out
Cheney, that lout.
The Bush Boy's an inept playboy;
Should be locked away.
Relieve these...
Fools!

No, we should not just wait around to impeach all these clowns.
Their crimes deserve a quicker punch.
Can't walk away; Impeachment Day.
Impeachment of this bunch (im-peach-ment of this bunch)
Yes, we will...
Impeachment of this bunch (im-peach-ment of this bunch)
For crimes...
Impeachment of this bunch (im-peach-ment of this bunch)
Yes, we will...
Impeachment of this bunch (im-peach-ment of this bunch)
For crimes...

(repeat refrain and fade)

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Dick Just Wants To Escalate
(Sung to the tune of "I Just Want To Celebrate" by Rare Earth)

(Sorry, no MIDI music is available)

Dick just wants to escalate... war with Iran's a given.
Dick just wants to escalate... more war to erase li-i--i-ife.

Dick has no faith in the peole.
It's the people he's let down.
Dick won't take another way,
'Cept attack Iran, anyhow...
More war he's selling you.

Dick just wants to escalate (yeah, yeah)...
Dick just wants to escalate (yeah, yeah)...
War on Iran's a given.
Dick just wants to escalate... more war to erase li-i-i-ife.

Had his hand starting wars to kill,
And his war excuse took away...
Our civil rights and our liberty;
Dick wants fear to sway...
More war he's selling you.

Dick just wants to escalate (yeah, yeah)...
War on Iran's a given (yeah)
Dick just wants to escalate...
War on Iran's a given
Dick just wants to escalate...
More war, to erase li-i-i-ife.

Bush and his regime's going down.
Let Cheney burn underground... underground...
Underground... underground...

No, Cheney's not bothered by sorrow.
And he can't be asked to debate (oh, no).
He's running out of time, and he'll find Impeachment Day.
More war he' selling you,

Dick just wants to escalate (yeah, yeah)...
War on Iran's a given (yeah, yeah).
Dick just wants to escalate...
War on Iran's a given (yeah)
Dick just wants to escalate...
More war to erase li-i-i-ife.

Bush and his regime's going down.
Let Cheney burn underground... underground...
Underground... underground...

Dick... just wants to escalate (escalate)...
Dick... just wants to escalate (escalate)...
Dick... just wants to escalate (escalate)...
Dick... just wants to escalate (escalate)...

(repeat refrain and fade)

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Congress Votes to De-Fang, er, De-Fund Dick Cheney
Bush: The Worst Disaster Ever

Friday, July 06, 2007

Above The Law - And Beneath Contempt

Monday, July 02, 2007

Impeach Bush-Cheney: It's Time For The Nation to Dump The White House Trash
Sock Puppet Emperor"