Impeach Bush, The Right Wing Czar
(Sung to the tune of "Drive My Car" by The Beatles)

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(instrumental intro)

Ask the world 'bout George Dubya B:
They said, "Bush Baby's... blind; can't see!
Warmonger! Heinous! A travesty!"
World condemnation still remains unseen.

Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!

To save the world now, our prospects ain't good.
Science? Bush Baby misunderstood.
Working for wingnuts, appalling war crimes.
Removing Bush brings us better times.

Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!

Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!

(instrumental break)

Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!

Bush told the world they must do things his way.
He wouldn't listen to what they had to say.
Bush got his war; Iraq's breaking apart.
He's Bush The Warmonger, more wars he'd start.

Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!

Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!

Impeachment Hell
(Sung to the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis Presley)

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Impeach Bush Baby, quickly!
It's time that his regime fell.
His party went down to its defeat;
Soon... impeachment hell!

Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!

Although Bush once was touted,
His regime's met its doom.
His broken party Congress now cries
With losers' gloom.

Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!

The world's hate, he's sowing,
For Shrub's Iraq attack.
The memos out from Downing Street
Made liars of his pack.

Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!

(instrumental break)

Impeach Bush Baby, quickly!
It's time that his regime fell.
His party went down to its defeat;
Soon... impeachment hell!

Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!

Good Riddance To The Gingrichites
CBS' Dick Meyer: GOP 'Chess Club' Ruled The House For 12 Years And Won't Be Missed

Excerpt:
"...The iconic figures of this era were Newt Gingrich, Richard Armey and Tom Delay. They were zealous advocates of free markets, low taxes and the pursuit of wealth; they were hawks and often bellicose; they were brutal critics of big government.

Yet none of these guys had success in capitalism. None made any real money before coming to Congress. None of them spent a day in uniform. And they all spent the bulk of their adult careers getting paychecks from the big government they claimed to despise. Two resigned in disgrace.

Having these guys in charge of a radical conservative agenda was like, well, putting Mark Foley in charge of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus. Indeed, Foley was elected in the Class of '94 and is not an inappropriate symbol of their regime.

More than the others, Newton Leroy Gingrich lived out a very special hypocrisy. In addition to the above biographical dissonance, Gingrich was one of the most sharp-tongued, articulate and persuasive attack dogs in modern politics. His favorite target was the supposed immorality and corruption of the Democratic Party. With soaring rhetoric, he condemned his opponents as anti-American and dangerous to our country's family values — "grotesque" was a favorite word.

Yet this was a man who was divorced twice — the first time when his wife was hospitalized for cancer treatment, the second time after an affair was revealed."

GOP Wailing Over Their Election Debacle

Sen. Trent Lott (R-MS) Returns as MINORITY Whip

They Lost And Now They're Reeling
(Sung to the tune of "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" by The Righteous Brothers)

The perfect storm of a lost war in Iraq, scandals, and corruption cause voters to reject Bush's policies, as the Republicans lose both the House and Senate, leaving Bush a lame (dead) duck

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(instrumental intro)

Voters exposed the lies of his war, while more scandal drips.
Our nation's rudderless; Bush is sore, as his power slips.
Shrub's lying hard, but he's blown it (did he!)
Bush Baby, voters have shown it...

They lost, and now they're reeling.
G.O.P. now is reeling.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
Congress gone... gone... gone... oh, yeah!

Rumsfeld, a war-crime crook we despise,
Likewise, W.
The press is starting to criticize everything he'll do.
Bush now wants more secret spying (does he?)
Bush Baby, now your regime is dying.

They lost, and now they're reeling.
G.O.P. now is reeling.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
Congress gone... gone... gone... oh, yeah!

Hey, Bush Baby... your Congress gone because of you.
Voters no longer love you, like they used to do... (yeah!)
Rejected Shrub... the Shrub... the Shrub, this past election day.
And Rove... Rove... Rove... Rove let it slip away!

Fading (fading)... fading (fading)...
The party of sleaze (Sleaze!)
The party of sleaze (Sleaze!)
It's greed they love! (It's greed they love!)
It's greed they love! (It's greed they love!)
Republicans sacked! (Republicans sacked!)
Republicans sacked! (Republicans sacked!)

Got sacked, and now they're reeling.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
Got sacked, and now they're reeling.
Congress gone... gone... gone...
Bush just can't go on,
No-o-o-o-o....

Got sacked, and now they're reeling.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
Got sacked, and now they're reeling.
Congress gone... gone... gone...
Bush just can't go on,
No-o-o-o-o....

(repeat refrain and fade)

Al's Revenge... Bush and Rummy Get Gored During Mid-Term Elections

Bush Gets Slapped In The Recent Elections

When Rummy Comes Marching Home
(To the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home")
Parody lyrics by Mark Hoolihan

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When Rummy comes marching home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll say he is a brilliant man
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Republicans will pretend to sob
And Bush will say 'heckuva job'
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home

The body bags we'll pile high
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Facts we don't like we will deny
Hurray! Hurrah!
Republicans will sing his praise
And talk of progress every day
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home

Get ready for the legacy
Hurrah! Hurrah!
A quagmire no victory
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The laurel wreath is ready now
To place upon his loyal brow
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home

Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (http://www.hoolinet.com)
Copyright 2006 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.

Code Red! GOP Loses Both Houses of Congress!

The name says it all

Bush Daddy To The Rescue...In the aftermath of the disastrous mid-term elections, Bush Daddy and his gang are now trying to salvage Dubya's presi-dunce-y

Parody originally written on May 10, 2002:

Bush Daddy To The Rescue
(Sung to the tune of "Jim Dandy" by Black Oak Arkansas)

(Sorry, no MIDI music is available)

(instrumental intro)

(Chorus)
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!

He had Dubya installed on top.
Junior hates the heat; he'll flop.
Daddy Bush is the power source.
Helps Dubya ride his horse.
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!

They took over the world, by coup.
Little George don't know what to do.
Dick Cheney helps him get by.
There isn't anything the Right won't try.
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!

Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!

Out joy riding on a submarine:
Bush's donors thought it was so keen.
Then they rammed a boat, which cost nine lives.
Captain took the rap, so Bush survives.
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!

Nineteen terrorists all took great pains
To hit buildings with hijacked airplanes.
Bush had business ties of ill repute,
Now the Carlyle Group are gettin' loot.
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!

Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!

(repeat chorus and fade)

Lame Duck Bush faces 2 years of hell with Democratic-controlled Congress

Lame Duck Bush now quacking in his boots with Democratic controlled House

Bush Monkeys Belong In the Zoo, Not the White House!

Impeach Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, & the Busheviks

Choke On A Pretzel
An original song written and performed by Brian R. Krause
(click on the title link above to hear Brian's MP3 recording)

In California and in New England
'Round the Great Lakes proud and blue
In the big cities we hear the people
Listen, and you'll hear them, too
The first time wasn't far enough
For someone known for standin' tough
We're waiting for the moment when
Your chance comes 'round again

Chorus:
Choke on a pretzel! Choke on a pretzel!
Bash your head against a chair
Choke on a pretzel! Choke on a pretzel!
'Til your lungs run out of air
It seems our only sure defense
Is hoping for more accidents
Can't happen to a better guy/at a better time
This twisted way to die!

Not by a missile or an explosion
Or from some birds with the flu
Not by some water, flooding or poisoned
Or air with too much CO2

The irony would just get lost
And snack food has the lowest cost
The greatest chance of getting through
This wish we have for you

Choke on a pretzel! Choke on a pretzel!
Bash your head against a chair
Choke on a pretzel! Choke on a pretzel!
'Til your lungs run out of air
It seems our only sure defense
Is hoping for more accidents
Can't happen to a better guy/at a better time
This twisted way to die!

Leave The White House! Bush, You've Failed!
(Sung to the tune of "A White Shade Of Pale" by Procul Harum)

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(organ intro)

The Ripper, Bush, has strangled...
Our democracy; no more.
All while stealing power, he's sick.
His crowd calls out, "More war!"

His doom is coming, harder.
Through elections, he will pay.
He'll be thrown out; and his power we'll shrink.
He'll face impeachment day.

And that's because... we've waited...
For this killer to be jailed.
Must impeach him first, but mostly...
Leave the White House!
Bush, you've failed!

(organ break)

He made war for no reason.
Hid the truth, from A to Z.
Through war, plundered oil; while slaying, scarred...
Iraq, no democracy.

While Mark Foley's weird perversions
Turn Republicans to toast.
Karl Rove, through lies, is hopin'
The next elections don't make him a ghost.

And that's because... we've waited...
For this killer to be jailed.
Must impeach him first, but mostly...
Leave the White House!
Bush, you've failed!

(organ break)

And that's because... we've waited...
For this killer to be jailed.
Must impeach him first, but mostly...
Leave the White House!
Bush, you've failed!

(instrumental ending)