Dude, Where's My Party?

Settle for nothing less!

Meet Rumsfeld's right hand man, General Handy

Cheney's thoughts: "When you can snatch the brain cell from your hand, it's time for you to leave."

BUSH: LET US PREY

Petty Greed
(Sung to the tune of "Let It Be" by The Beatles)

Satire about the corrupt former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX), forced to resign from his post after being indicted during September 21 on state charges of criminal conspiracy to inject illegal campaign contributions to redistrict Texas during the 2002 elections

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(instrumental intro)

DeLay finds himself in times of trouble
G.O.P. and Company
What ruined his kingdom?
Petty greed.

His world turned to darkness;
Cannot lead his House majority.
What ruined his kingdom?
Petty greed.

Petty greed... petty greed... petty greed... petty greed...
What ruined his kingdom?
Petty greed.

Tom's broken-hearted people living in his district see:
What leads to the slammer? Petty greed.
The power game DeLay started: revenue enhanced, illegally.
What leads to the slammer? Petty greed.

Petty greed... petty greed... petty greed... petty greed...
What ruined his kingdom?
Petty greed.

(instrumental break)

He went far Right so loudly; brought our country blight, so shamefully.
Swine has no tomorrows; petty greed.
Indicting him, to our ears, music; G.O.P. are all guilty.
What ruined their kingdom? Petty greed.

Petty greed... petty greed... petty greed... petty greed...
What ruined his kingdom?
Petty greed.

(instrumental ending)

They're Frying The Hammer
(Sung to the tune of "If I Had A Hammer" by Pete Seeger)

Satire targeting Rep. Tom "The Hammer" DeLay (R-TX), forced out as House Majority Leader following his indictment

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(instrumental intro)

They're frying The Hammer.
Got hammered without warning.
Got hammered for misleading; broke laws, and got banned.
The Hammer's in danger.
The Hammer's in mourning.
The Hammer and Shrub have seen that scandals give them blisters.
It's over, he's banned.

Lost power and fell.
Once flung it without warning.
No doubt, he's been relieved of it; it's over, he's banned.
The Right's in danger.
The Right's in mourning
The Hammer and Shrub have seen that scandals give them blisters.
It's over, he's banned.

Power made him strong.
He'd bring it without warning.
He'd bring it to get even; get enemies canned.
Law's bringing danger.
Law gave him warnings.
The Hammer and Shrub have seen that scandals give them blisters.
It's over, he's banned.

Yes, law got The Hammer.
The Hammer caught hell.
Despair is the songs he sings... because he got canned.
'Cause The Hammer got justice,
And he'll lose his freedom.
The Hammer and Shrub have seen that scandals give them blisters.
It's over, he's banned.

My World
(Sung to the tune of "My Girl" by The Temptations)

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As sung by Emperor Bush, world's greatest tyrant:

(instrumental intro)

I am di-vi-i-ine...
Keep those crowds away!
Must look bold outside
I've got nothing to say.

You'll
Do... what... I... say.
Power makes things go my way.
My world (my world, my world)
'Cause's it's all my world... (my world).

I've got so much money.
G.O.P. worships me.
I've got the sweetest throng
Who love my monarchy.

You'll
Do... what... I... say.
Power makes things go my way.
My world (my world, my world)
'Cause's it's all my world... (my world).

(sung over instrumental break:)
Got my way! As I say!

I help greed make money;
Tax cuts, my game.
For those with the riches,
More wealth to claim.

You'll
Do... what... I... say.
Power makes things go my way.
My world (my world, my world)
'Cause's it's all my world... (my world).

(repeat chorus and fade)

Watch this hilarious take on the State of the Union, with James Adomian doing a great impression of President George W. Bush! Click link below...



Satire of Bush's State of the Union Address

To Pro-Bush Ho's, Anything Goes

... Cue up Lynyrd Skynyrd! Bush Moaned "Where's Osama?!"

Bush Says: Let Freedom Wring (Your Neck)

Impeach Dim Son
(Sung to the tune of "Here Comes The Sun" by The Beatles)

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Impeach Dim Son (yes, George Dubya)
Impeach Dim Son, 'cause we hate
The Far Right...

Right Wing's darling... wants Kingdom Come and nuclear winter.
Right Wing's darling... would rule the world through power and fear.

Impeach Dim Son (yes, George Dubya)
Impeach Dim Son, 'cause we hate
The Far Right...

Right Wing's darling... reviled in most the world's places.
Right Wing's darling... would rule the world through power and fear

Impeach Dim Son (yes, George Dubya)
Impeach Dim Son, 'cause we hate
The Far Right...

Dumb, dumb, dumb... the Dim Son...
Dumb, dumb, dumb... the Dim Son...
Dumb, dumb, dumb... the Dim Son...
Dumb, dumb, dumb... the Dim Son...
Dumb, dumb, dumb... the Dim Son...
(brief musical interlude)

Right Wing's darling... caused polar ice to speed up melting.
Right Wing's darling... denied that global warming's here.

Impeach Dim Son (yes, George Dubya)
Impeach Dim Son, 'cause we hate
The Far Right...

The Far Right...
(instrumental ending)