GOP: Rush is our Lord. Kiss his ring.

Al Franken is now U.S. Senator-elect from Minnesota


while Rush Limbaugh is BIGGER! FATTER! And more IDIOTIC!

From the party that brought you Voodoo Economics:

"... He's a fat conservative butthead, with the face of a horse's ass."

Cue up the song: Rush Limbaugh Sings "I'm A Nazi"

The Incredible Shrinking Republican Party


Republican Mental Midgets Threaten To Stampede

Beanie Bush Baby Leaves White House

GOP: "We're the party of small [-minded] government and fiscal [ir]responsibility"

Bush's Future Seat Of Power

For relief from hot gas and Limbaugh-er cheese

Failure-In-Chief, Begone!

Changing of the Guard, Changing of the Locks

A shoe sign for Bush, instead of a shoe shine

Headlines We'd Like To See

Good Riddance, Dubya! Go back to your hidey hole in Texas!

Goodbye To Shrub
(Sung to the tune of "Goodbye To Love" by The Carpenters)

Good riddance to the Failure-In-Chief and his disastrous 8-year Reign Of Error

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We say goodbye to Shrub!
History won't spare him; truth, he can't deny.
Time and time again, this dunce named Shrub expressed defiance.
World loathes the Shrub and all his stupid bullsh*t.
His right dreams, the culprit.

Dubya Bush's time's up; he's unwanted and alone.
He always took the sleazy way; his pestilence has grown.
We say goodbye to Shrub!
Brought the world sorrow like a Frankenstein.
Rampant crime, abuse, and making enemies
Durin' his time, his endless errors and deceivin'
Led to his wars; something he's despised for.

Eight long years of Bush's lurching finally reached an end.
Looniness and empty slogans, mistakes he can't mend.
It's his way; the Shrub is rotten
As are his Republicans...

(guitar solo)

Bush despised as Fuhrer; it's no mystery at all.
He should be convicted; cheer misfortune at his fall.
Try him for war crimes or he won't see what he's done wrong.
Impeach now: Bush and his throng.

We say goodbye to Shrub...
We say goodbye to Shrub...

(guitar solo and fade)

Lame Duck Bush Is A "Shoe-In" For Most Hated Person In Iraq

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/16/world/middleeast/16shoe.html?em



President Bush, on a surprise trip to Iraq and Afghanistan, got a taste of dissent at a Baghdad press event Sunday when an Iraqi journalist threw shoes at him, forcing him to duck.

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Crawford Bound


Written originally on October 17, 2002

Crawford Bound
(Sung to the tune of "Homeward Bound" by Simon & Garfunkel)

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(instrumental intro)

Shrub's sitting on a bad situation.
People picket the way he runs the nation...
His speech - no one understands.
He knows nothing 'bout foreign lands.
His photo-ops are neatly planned
He is not the one who's in command...
Crawford bound...
Wishes he was
Crawford bound...
Home... on his ranch escaping.
Home... where the crowds aren't braying.
Home... where the Shrub's creating
Silence - lots of Z's (zzzzz)...

Everything Bush does just seems
To be a "threat" hatched by his team...
Imaginary enemies helped shut down our democracy
Through pre-arranged rogue agencies
To prop up Bush, who longs to be...

Crawford bound...
Wishes he was
Crawford bound...
Home... on his ranch escaping.
Home... where the crowds aren't braying.
Home... where the Shrub's creating
Silence - lots of Z's (zzzzz)...

The right wing chants for war again.
Saddam is blamed, and condemned...
Shrub's tough words on Iraq must be
A shield for mediocrity.
His emptiness in policy
Just means he's inept as can be...

Crawford bound...
Wishes he was
Crawford bound...
Home... on his ranch escaping.
Home... where the crowds aren't braying.
Home... where the Shrub's creating
Silence - lots of Z's (zzzzz)...
Silence - lots of Z's (zzzzz)...

(instrumental ending)

After the Democratic landslide, the Republicans are the butt of jokes

Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah
(Sung to the tune of "Que Sera Sera" by Doris Day)

Dedicated to failed, utterly unqualified Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin, who, after losing in a landslide, publicly persists in retaining her delusion that she may someday win the presidency of the United States for the moribund Republican Party

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(instrumental intro)

Wanted our trust to run the world;
This hockey mother ran for V.P.
Thought she was witty;
"Folksy," her pitch.
Her side lost miserably.

Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...
You never will be V.P.
The voters did not agree.
Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...

Though she messed up, she is still loved;
Her base's sweetheart - she'll be their head.
Losses were painful Election Day.
Most of the voters said:

Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...
You'll never be our V.P.
The voters did not agree.
Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...

Now she just rambles on her own.
Public, she bothers: "Please look at me!"
"President Palin," her fans now pitch.
End of the G.O.P.

Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...
You never will be V.P.
The voters did not agree.
Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...

Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah...
Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah!

Yes, the GOP is finished


... and so is the Reagan Revolution

Gov. Palin retreats to Alaska

Gov. Palin prank called, thinking it is President Sarkozy of France

Click HERE to listen to the recorded 7-minute phone call from The Masked Avengers, comedians from Montreal.

TRANSCRIPT

A transcript of a prank phone call between Quebec comedy duo "The Masked Avengers" and Alaska governor and Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin:

SARAH PALIN: This is Sarah.

MASKED AVENGERS: Ah, yeah, Gov. Palin.

PALIN: Hello.

AVENGERS: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.

PALIN: Oh, it's not him yet, they're saying. I always do that.

AVENGERS: Yes, hello, Gov. Palin.

PALIN: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?

AVENGERS: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?

PALIN: Oh, it's so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

AVENGERS: Oh, it's a pleasure.

PALIN: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.

AVENGERS: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday, you know?

PALIN: Yes, good.

AVENGERS: Excellent. Are you confident?

PALIN: Very confident and we're thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening and...

AVENGERS: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now, my dear?

PALIN: I feel so good. I feel like we're in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow to the finish.

AVENGERS: You see, I got elected in France because I'm real and you seem to be someone who's real, as well.

PALIN: Yes, yeah. Nico, we so appreciate this opportunity.

AVENGERS: You know I see you as a president one day, too.

PALIN: Maybe in eight years.

AVENGERS: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.

PALIN: Oh, very good. We should go hunting together.

AVENGERS: Exactly, we could try go hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoque s, aussi [translation: we can kill baby seals also].

PALIN: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we're getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.

AVENGERS: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun. I'd really love to go, so long as we don't bring along Vice-President Cheney.

PALIN: No, I'll be a careful shot, yes.

AVENGERS: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except from my house, I can see Belgium. That's kind of less interesting than you.

PALIN: Well, see, we're right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

AVENGERS: Some people said in the last days and I thought that was mean that you weren't experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that's completely false. That's the thing that I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada, Stef Carse. [Palin doesn't seem to know that the Prime Minister of Canada is Stephen Harper]

PALIN: Well, he's doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.

AVENGERS: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?

PALIN: I haven't seen him at one of the rallies, but it's been great working with the Canadian officials. I know as governor we have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness, you've added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.

AVENGERS: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.

PALIN: Well, give her a big hug for me.

AVENGERS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she's so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.

PALIN: Oh my goodness, I didn't know that.

AVENGERS: Yes, in French it's called De Rouge a levre sur un cochon [translation: lipstick on a pig], or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber...it's his life, Joe the Plumber.

PALIN: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism, but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism.

AVENGERS: I just want to be sure. That phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That's not your husband, right?

PALIN: That's not my husband but he's a normal American who just works hard and doesn't want government to take his money.

AVENGERS: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.

PALIN: Right, that's what it's all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You're a very good example for us here.

AVENGERS: I see a bit about NBC, even Fox News wasn't an ally as much as usual.

PALIN: Yeah, that's what we're up against.

AVENGERS: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler's "Nailin' Paylin?" [Clueless Gov. Palin does not recognize that "President Sarkozy" is talking about a porno movie parody]

PALIN: Ohh, good, thank you, yes.

AVENGERS: That was really "edgy."

PALIN: Well, good.

AVENGERS: I really loved you and I must say something also, governor, you've been pranked by the Masked Avengers. We are two comedians from Montreal.

PALIN: Ohhh... have we been pranked?! And what radio station is this?

AVENGERS: CKOI in Montreal.

PALIN: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters.

AVENGERS: CK...hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change it for McCain.

[Barely audible from governor's mansion in the background]: ... That's a radio station in France.

PALIN'S AIDE: I'm sorry, I'm going to have to let you go.

AVENGERS: Yeah! Woo-hoo!

Interview With The Masked Avengers And How They Fooled Gov. Palin

Bring down the curtain on McCain and the GOP

No, let's vote Sarah Palin off the island!

It's TIME FOR CHANGE in America

VOTE the Republicans out of office!!!

Palin proves that she can (w)rap

Michele Bachmann (R-MN)

In your heart, she knows she's right.
In your guts, you know she's nuts.

McCain Gags After Last Debate With Obama

Gov. Bimbo, aka Mooselini, Caribou Barbie, etc.

"... "You probably heard that John McCain suspended his presidential campaign yesterday to focus on the financial crises. You had to kind of expect that this might happen. For a man of his age, it's very difficult to maintain an election." –Jimmy Kimmel

Gone Broke - Throw Us A Line
(Sung to the tune of "One Toke Over The Line" by Brewer & Shipley)

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As sung by financially and morally bankrupt Wall Street bankers, pleading with Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson (former CEO of bankrupt Goldman Sachs) for a $700 billion "blank check" government welfare bailout to cover their losses

{Refrain}
Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.

We're... whom you love... old friend, Henry.
Keep arrranging... keep us from bankruptcy.
You've been our boy, and you really felt our pain, when our profits bled.
We stand to lose, and pay the price of greed,
So, bail us out instead, because we've

Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.

Hear... what we say... as our problems pile.
Bankruptcy we're spurning; save us from cash denial.
We've spread 'round the world (who didn't have a clue): mortgage-junk surprise.
Say whatever sells, or else, we're through.
Save us from pryin' eyes; because we've

Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.

(instrumental break)

Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.

Gone broke - throw us a line; believe us, gone broke - throw us a line.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.
Waitin' for a bailout from ol' sweet Henry;
Hoping that we're bailed out on time.
We're goin' down; it's a bad situation; gone broke - throw us a line.

(repeat refrain and fade)

We Will Pay Dearly If McCain's Enthroned
(Sung to the tune of "I Can See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash)

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(instrumental intro)

We will pay dearly if McCain's enthroned.
He'd remove all obstacles in his way.
Palin will draw the crowds who will vote blind.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

McCain will just fake it now, as Palin's pawn.
Hoping his bad polling has disappeared.
Sitting on scandals brayin' at their door.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

(Bridge:)

Dumb all-around, this G.O.P. crew lies...
Truth, they must shred; nothing but moose pies*...

We will pay dearly if McCain's enthroned.
He'd remove all obstacles in his way.
Palin will draw the crowds who will vote blind.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

(Repeat refrain and fade):
Woo the Religious Right (Right)... Right (Right)... Election Day.

(Moose pies = Alaskan bull sh*t)

Sarah's Vile
(Sung to the tune of "Sara Smile" by Daryl Hall & John Oates)

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(instrumental intro)

Without care, she's telling lies.
Drafted by McCain to woo the Right.
Trojan Moose, we see, Palin's skating...
From the sunlight.

Scandals unfold, unseemly.
Haven't got much to run upon, so they lie, coldly.
This rube, for Veep? No, never!

Sarah's... vile!
Corruption piles up, we see...

What is she concealing? We all want to know.
Or Election Day can end in sorrow.
For the presidency, let's show
All you got to do is say, "NO!"

Scandals unfold, unseemly.
Haven't got much to run upon, so they lie, coldly.
This rube, for Veep? No, never!

Sarah's... vile!
Corruption piles up, we see...

(repeat refrain and fade)

McClone-Failin' Want Four More Years of Bush Policies

Two Duds


Failin' Is Not An Option... She's McCain's Running Mate

He's Still The One
Sung to the tune of "Still The One" by Orleans
by Judy Morrow

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McCain’s been here since way back when
But Dems, we never want to see him again
‘Cause you should all know, after all these years,
He’s still the one who’ll play into all our fears

He’s still the one (wacky cranky and mad)
Still the one (he’s flip flopping bad)
George Bush’s third term,
Yep, he’s still the one

On TV, we see him ev’ry day
A cynic, new ideas he pushes away
When it comes to Iraq, never wants us to leave
Tax cuts first were bad, now he firmly believes

He’s still the one (says "economy's strong")
Still the one (who has it all wrong)
George Bush’s third term,
Yep, he’s still the one

(instrumental break)

He’s still the one (says hope is all wrong)
Still the one (yet Obama is strong)
George Bush’s third term,
Yep, he’s still the one

Changing our world, for him is wrong
Though our country‘s thirst for it is strong

He’s still the one (an angry grouch)
Still the one (yes he’s way outta touch)
George Bush’s third term,
Yep, he’s still the one

He’s still the one (whose positions get switched)
Still the one (whose own party has dissed)
George Bush’s third term,
Yep, he’s still the one

He’s still the one (at clouds he does shout)
Still the one (old man, turn about)
George Bush’s third term,
Yep, he’s still the one

Condi and the Hood

How does Dick Cheney get away with lying about torture? You know the drill...

Vote to IMPEACH BUSH!

Dummy With Nothing
(Sung to the tune of "Money From Nothing" by Dire Straits)

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(instrumental intro)

We want... we want George Bush impeached...
We want... we want George Bush impeached...

(long drum break - lead guitar intro)

Look at that dodo; that's the way he'll screw it.
Bush plays the dumb czar who goes on TV.
Bush ain't workin' - that's the way he'll screw it.
Dummy with nothing, but his hicks don't see.

No, Bush ain't workin' - that's the way he'll screw it.
Lemme tell you, Bush fans are dumb.
Hurricane Katrina? Didn't lift his finger.
Waits until New Orleans drowns, then he comes.

Supreme Court installed Emperor Dubya.
Bush's mission brought world mis-er-y-y-y.
Gather more proof for the prosecutors.
Impeach this kook on public TV...

Is Bush still braggin' 'bout his warring and his tax cuts?
Bush bombed, without a care.
Is Bush still braggin' 'bout his wars, so blood-stained.
Still on his wagon are his millionaires.

Supreme Court installed Emperor Dubya.
Bush's mission brought world mis-er-y-y-y.
Gather more proof for the prosecutors.
Impeach this kook on public TV...

(instrumental break)

We all got burned by Bush playing Big Czar.
He all got burned by dunce, so dumb.
Crooked, like Papa; Shrub's not too good in front of cameras.
Massive damage he's done.
He supported fat cats; made all right wing choices.
The world press portrays him as a chimpanzee.
Bush ain't workin' - that's the way he'll screw it.
Dummy with nothing, but his hicks don't see.

No, Bush ain't workin' - that's the way he'll screw it.
Bush plays the dumb czar who goes on TV.
Bush ain't workin' - that's the way he'll screw it.
Dummy with nothing, but his hicks don't see.

Dummy with nothing...
Hicks don't see...

(fade)

"... and now, a word from our PEZ - er, pRez..."

Faker Bush, Depart
(Sung to the tune of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus)

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(instrumental intro)

Held hostage is the world; new war rumors now swirl.
That's why we can't wait 'til Bush is gone.
More enemies, not friends; just what a fool's he's been.
Iraq is broken by the Bush war zone.

Bush can do more harm, with few more months to go.
To stave off defeat in all his wars.
Poor Condi's in a snit; coverin' up his sh*t.
Bad news is comin' out 'bout oil whores.

Go tell Bush, "Depart!
You faker, Bush - depart!
You just can't think nor understand.
Just go to hell - depart!
You, faker, Bush - depart!"
Congress, wise up; impeach this man!

(instrumental break)

Compared to Bush's Paw, the Shrub's the worst we saw;
An unelected fraud who got his way.
Helped by his brother Jeb, when Dubya's votes had ebbed.
Supreme Court overruled Election Day.

Bush cronies who are sleaze, do anything they please;
With billions that they've stolen, got away.
While Bush just tells more lies, programmed into his mind.
Can't wait to throw him out and make him pay.

Go tell Bush, "Depart!
You faker, Bush - depart!
You just can't think nor understand.
Just go to hell - depart!
You, faker, Bush - depart!"
Congress, wise up; impeach this man!

Go tell Bush, "Depart!
You faker, Bush - depart!
You just can't think nor understand.
Just go to hell - depart!
You, faker, Bush - depart!"
Congress, wise up; impeach this man!

He's An Ancient Man
(Sung to the tune of "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers)

Just what this country needs for our next president... NOT! A 72-year old warmonger Bush-clone named John McCain

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(instrumental intro)

Who's the man who'd put us all in danger?
He's Arizona's version, Texas Ranger.
With every move, he aches.
Bad health, the chance he takes.
Odds are we won't live to see tomorrow.

He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.

The wars that he embraces shows he's blind
McCain embraces Bush's evil mind.
Not too careful of who he'd slay.
On Iran, it's bombs away.
Odds are we won't live to see tomorrow.

He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.

(lead guitar solo)

He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.

Clingin' to an ancient era, one way.
Said we're stayin' in Iraq forever, his way.
The world had seen his Baghdad trip.
So unhinged that his mind could flip.
The odds are we won't live to see tomorrow.

He's an... ancient man.
He's an... ancient man.
Who's worse than the Bush the Dumber?
The mistaken John McCain.

He's an ancient man.