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And you thought Dick Cheney only kicked his dog...

What's Up?! Who Threw Shoes At Me?
(Sung to the tune of "Wake Up, Little Susie" by The Everly Brothers

Click HERE for MIDI music

As sung by President George W. Bush at his infamous December 14, 2008 press conference in Baghdad:

What's up?! Who threw shoes at me? What's up?
What's up?! Who threw shoes at me? What's up?
I'm here to give a speech.
What's up?! Why am I within reach?
Who's that shoe thrower? I had to duck; security's been breached!
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me? Hell...

I'm gonna leave a mess for Obama
I'm gonna leave this mess of a war
I'm gonna leave, but our troops will stay...
Don't keep score!
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me? Hell...

I hope Obama doesn't bash me again
And say, "Bush Baby, looks like he goofed again."
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
I want to go home.

What's up, who threw shoes at me? What's up?!
What's up, who threw shoes at me? What's up?!
Iraq War isn't so hot; we're losin' much of what we had got.
The cost is steep for risks I took; my reputation is shot.
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me? Hell...

I'm gonna leave a mess for Obama
I'm gonna leave this mess of a war
I'm gonna leave, but our troops will stay...
Don't keep score!
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me?
What's up, who threw shoes at me?

(fade out)

Slobba The Rush and Princess Michael Steela

Rush Limbaugh (an American folk song)
Lyrics and music by 333maxwell (Chas Holman)
http://www.soundclick.com/player/single_player.cfm?songid=7442774&q=hi&newref=1

Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, tell us what to do
So many enthralled with the venom you spew
Mix hatred with bigots and see what you brew
And the people you reach most they haven't a clue

CHORUS:
There's a special place for you
Hell's too cold for what you do
And all the mistruths you have told
Won't get you back the soul you've sold

Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, always on the right
The mothers who listen send their kids to fight
In two foreign wars which you seem to delight
And the doves will be bled by the hawks you incite.

Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, you're safe in your booth
And the lies that you cast some digest as the truth
One gets what they give but you get what you take
When things are their worst the more money you make

Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, addicted to pills
And preaches to others about others ills
The more he's exposed the more he sedates
The calmer things are the more he gets irate

Republicans Ride The Hot Air Express

Proof That Bush Was Nuts

GOP: Rush is our Lord. Kiss his ring.

Al Franken is now U.S. Senator-elect from Minnesota


while Rush Limbaugh is BIGGER! FATTER! And more IDIOTIC!

From the party that brought you Voodoo Economics:

"... He's a fat conservative butthead, with the face of a horse's ass."

Cue up the song: Rush Limbaugh Sings "I'm A Nazi"

The Incredible Shrinking Republican Party


Republican Mental Midgets Threaten To Stampede

Beanie Bush Baby Leaves White House

GOP: "We're the party of small [-minded] government and fiscal [ir]responsibility"

Bush's Future Seat Of Power

For relief from hot gas and Limbaugh-er cheese

Failure-In-Chief, Begone!

Changing of the Guard, Changing of the Locks

A shoe sign for Bush, instead of a shoe shine