Ain't Nothing Like A Real King
(Sung to the tune of "Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing" by Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell)

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Ain't nothing like a real king, is he?
Ain't nothing like the real king.
Ain't nothing like the real king, is he?
Ain't nothing like the real king

Bush looks for "victory"... braggin' 'bout his war.
He can't see; so dumb is he; to him, war's a game.
Can't criticize him, 'cause a "victor" is not to blame.

Things are no bettter, and it's quite clear
Bush is using... power he's abusing; still spreading fear.
Cheney's voice whispering in his ear.

Ain't nothing like the real king, is he?
Ain't nothing like the real king

Bush plays his game, a fantasy.
He pretends... that he can shape reality.
He's seeking shelter; bubble of comfort, see?

The world's found who's to blame: Bush, his name.
The Putz must really be nuts to think things are better.
Has no brains, justfeathers.

We've got bad memories to look back on.
We need much help; sack Bush's trhone.
We're well aware nothing can take the place of winning fair.

So mad and rotten; Bush King's crazy.
So mad and rotten, Bush King.
Ain't nothing like a real king, is he?
Ain't nothing like a real king.

Bullsh*t And Spin
(Sung to the tune of "Dust In The Wind" by Kansas)

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Bush sold... his... lies...
Fooled us for the moment, and his moment's gone.
His... war... schemes... made him much despised; he's an atrocity.
Bull... sh*t and spin... got his war through bullsh*t and spin.
Bush's throng... cheerleaded for slaughter and for endless greed.
Bush's coup... stumbled all around, ignoring those with need.

Bull... sh*t and spin... Bush the czar is bullsh*t and spin.

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Still hangs on... Bush wants war forever, owning Earth and sky.
He's slip and pay... and Bush's money won't restore the ones who die.

Bull... sh*t and spin... Bush the czar is bullsh*t and spin.
Bull... sh*t and spin... Bush the czar is bullsh*t and spin.

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Neocon Morons
(Sung to the tune of "Honky Tonk Woman" by The Rolling Stones)

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They've got a booze-soaked "war-time" king with hubris...
Who tries to start more wars, while thousands died.
Fanatic neocons that Bush made bolder...
Smash their right-wing schemes; we think they've lost their minds.

They're the ne-e-e-e-o-con morons.
Rummy, Wolfie, Hadley, and neocon crew.

The Twin Towers fell one day in New York City.
We're told to shut up, while Bush moved to fight.
Who said Iraqis would greet us with roses?
The path Bush chose was war, which rules his mind.

They're the ne-e-e-e-e-o-con morons.
Rummy, Wolfie, Hadley, and neocon crew.
They're the ne-e-e-e-e-o-con morons.
Rummy, Wolfie, Hadley, and neocon crew.
They're the ne-e-e-e-e-o-con morons.
Rummy, Wolfie, Hadley, and neocon crew.

Dubya's Hit A Brand New Snag
(Sung to the tune of "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag" by James Brown)

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He gets blistered... Dubya's in a sling.
Polls have slipped... how that dumb fool feeds hate.
Permanent sag...
Dubya's hit a brand new snag (guitar riff)

So where's Osama? Shrub's war, a crazy scheme.
War does he fancy... but his mind can't hold a theme.
Permanent sag...
Dubya's hit a brand new snag (guitar riff)

Who's doing Shrub's work?
Our troops, who die.
Bush playing "Chief" and "Commander Guy"
He's Shrub the Monkey...
Sir Cash Tornado...
Don't-Know Jack...
Terminator-And-Darth Vader.

No, Dubya... is doin' no work.
Dubya... is doin' no work.
His ignorant bliss... hit and miss...
The Commander Guy... said stay and fight.
This king... and his neocon gang
Will be gone.

Hey, hey!... soon gone...
Hey, hey!... the far right... lost the fight.
Bush gone! Hey! Hey!

Shrub's Dumb As A Rock
(Sung to the tune of "Loves Me Like A Rock" by Paul Simon)

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When he was a little boy (when Shrub was just a boy)
And his Daddy would call his name (when Shrub was just a boy)
He'd say, "Now, W. - do better at your schooling (when Shrub was just a boy)
Was a sadist as a boy (when Shrub was just a boy)
Shrub and looneys of the Right conspire

Bush and his thug team - his thug team
Set up theocracy that thugs dream
Though the Shrub's dumb as a rock.
We mock him as the "blockhead sage" - we loathe him.
We loathe him, loathe him, loathe him, loathe him.

He seized the throne, but has no plan (throne, but had no plan)
Bush the Devil played his war game
His right wing voodoo... voodoo, no one he's fooling.
He's the world's most hated man
Starting wars for "world security"

Bush and his thug team - his thug team
Set up theocracy that thugs dream
Though the Shrub's dumb as a rock.
We mock him as the "blockhead sage" - we loathe him.
We loathe him, loathe him, loathe him, loathe him.

Bush the Dunce as pResident (dunce is president)
Lowest in history is his name (dunce is president)
His right wing voodoo... voodoo, no one's he's fooling
Office of President, he'd steal
Does he look Presidential? No, he's dumb

Bush and his thug team - his thug team
Set up theocracy that thugs dream
Though the Shrub's dumb as a rock.
We mock him as the "blockhead sage" - we loathe him.
We loathe him, loathe him, loathe him, loathe him.

Shrub's dumb as a rock...
Shrub's dumb as a rock...
Shrub's dumb as a rock...
Shrub's dumb as a rock...
Shrub's dumb as a rock, Bush Baby...
Shrub's dumb as a rock...

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Shrub Is Through
(Sung to the tune of "Waterloo" by ABBA)

Good riddance to the worst president in American history

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Bye, bye!
His reign's soon through, and power, Bush must surrender.
Oh, yeah!
Historians gut his "legacy" in quite a similar way.
In history, crooks deserve hell.
George Bush, let's impeach and expel!

Shrub is through!
His plans defeated for endless war.
Shrub is through!
Promise to loathe you forever more.
Shrub is through!
Bush has laid waste, like a wrecking crew.
Shrub is through!
Finally facing his reign is through.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Shrub is through!
Finally facing his reign is through.

Bye, bye!
World tried to stop attack on weak by stronger.
Oh, yeah!
And now it seems Shrub's only chance is to leave and take flight.
Bush seized so much power to abuse.
To him, rights and the law have no use.

Bush seized so much power to abuse.
To him, rights and the law have no use.

Shrub is through!
His plans defeated for endless war.
Shrub is through!
Promise to loathe you forever more.
Shrub is through!
Bush has laid waste, like a wrecking crew.
Shrub is through!
Finally facing his reign is through.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Shrub is through!
Finally facing his reign is through.

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Through
(Sung to the tune of "True" by Spandau Ballet)

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Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that... Shrub's... is... through.
Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that Shrub... is...
Through...

Shrub's through... carried by his teams.
Partners in crime, for world domination dreams.
His cronies steal; Bush made it so.
Bush is unsound, and it shows.
Bush is unsound...

Bush brought a pox upon the world.
He wants to attack again.
Bush doesn't make it hard to write the next line.
Bush won't want the truth to be said.

Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that... Shrub... is... through.
Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that Shrub... is...
Through...

Power to kill, in his head; but still tied is his tongue.
Unsolved, his messes; Bush just spun.
Listening to Cheney, all along.
Bush still unsound, and it shows.
Bush still unsound...
Power's slipping from his hands...
In eight months time, he'll be gone.
Fakes who'd seize such power; let's fight them next time.
Yes, we want the truth to be known.

Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that... Shrub... is... through.
Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that Shrub... is...
Through...

Bush brought a pox upon the world.
He wants to attack again.
Bush doesn't make it hard to write the next line.
Bush want the the truth to be said.

Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that... Shrub... is... through.
Duh, Duh-Buh-Ya-a...
We know that Shrub is...
Through...

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The Shrub is through, soon.
The Shrub is through, soon.
We know that... Shrub is... through

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Our Country Visibly
(Sung to the tune of "My Country 'Tis of Thee")

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Our country visibly
Clamped down on liberty
Since Bush was king.

Pre-emptive war; the prize:
Oil (which Bush still denies)
Piled like a mountain are his lies.
Freedom ain't his thing.

Our country visibly
Became a monarchy,
With Bush, as king.

War on Iraq to kill
Torture and power, his thrill.
Cronies so greedy, grabbed their fill
Bush and his right wing.

It's The Last Chance For Me
(Sung to the tune of "Save The Last Dance For Me" by The Drifters)

As sung by pResident George Dubya Bush, who dreams of accumulating still more imperial power as he waits out his last few months in office

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My last chance... my last chance to try...
To raise my polls high, and save my party's Right.
All the while, problems pile; got no plan
For Aghanistan, or the Iraq fight.

CHORUS:
But, don't forget who rules you at home,
And my way's how it's gonna be
More power!
It's the last chance for me!

Yes, I know... I said "everything's fine,"
Long as power is mine, being Prez is fun.
Bein' King; finish what I start
Before I depart; hope my war is won.

But, don't forget who rules you at home,
And my way's how it's gonna be
More power!
It's the last chance for me!

Don't you know that I don't want to go?
Got Dick Cheney as my crutch.
Spy and torture folks, on my say-so.
I love power so much!

My last chance... to carry on,
Before my term is gone, and it's time to go.
It's my task, to enhance my throne
And my power zone - no one tells me "no"

But, don't forget who rules you at home,
And my way's how it's gonna be
More power!
It's the last chance for me!

More power!
It's the last chance for me!
More power!
It's the last chance for me!
More power!
It's the last chance for me!

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Mock, Mock, Mockin' Shrub's Oil War

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Insultin' The King
(Sung to the tune of "Sultans of Swing" by Dire Straits)

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He's chicken-livered; isn't smart; he's been straining from the start, in prime time.
Polluted rivers and slop; Bush sold everything.
His base all live in Dixie; cheer his war crime.
It's the Far Right who don't fear what hubris brings.

Bush gets free rides; he hasn't been to many places.
Aznar thrown out now in Spain; Bush fears, as polls go down.
Iraq war attrition; opposition he faces.
Both domestic and foreign; he's still unsound.

Polls have gone south...
Polls have gone south, Bush dragged down.

Let's throw out Dumb Czar George, who thinks he's overlord.
Our nation's in schism; he doesn't want to take blame for anything.
Fighting his oils wars are what we can't afford.
When he f*cks up, by "divine right," he'll say "I'm King."

Dick Cheney doesn't mind... to be the Boss behind the scenes.
He's pulled off big crime jobs, without a fight.
He'll deny that he's wrong 'bout just everything.
Iraq's f*cked up - a "cakewalk" - right?!

We're insultin'...
We're insultin' our "king."

Bush's crowd all make noise; they can be found in his corner.
Drunk with power to arrest and torture; they lied 'bout their roles.
They don't give a damn... about any rights left in our land.
Don't care what we want; just their goals.

We're insultin' these zeroes... zeroes!

Remember the time Dick was caught on the microphone?
"Major league asshole" - don't his words still ring.
W's far right; now it's time he went home.
Few more months to go, so let's sing:

We're insultin'...
We're insultin' our "king"!

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What (or who) is Dick Cheney looking at? (Look at his sunglasses)

What Did Yoo Do?
(Sung to the tune of "How Do You Do?" by Mouth & McNeil)

Satire targeting the infamous "Torture Memos" written in 2001 and 2003 to give President George Dubya Bush illegal "war-time powers" by former Deputy Assistant Attorney General John Yoo, using tortured legal reasoning to sanction torture while violating the U.S. Constitution and the Geneva Conventions.

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Bush said, "What I want to do... is rule, and not say why."
Convinced the world his lies were true; Iraq bombed from the sky.
Bush has just nine more months to go; impeach him 'fore he's through!
Stop torture, his "solution" that was cooked up by his crew.

Chorus:
What did Yoo do? He wrote
That "torture can go on and on."
For W., more torture can go on and on.
In times of war, more torture can go on and on.
Won't say, what for; more torture can go on and on.
Yoo and Bush still shilling war.

What did Yoo do? He wrote
That "torture can go on and on."
For W., more torture can go on and on.
In times of war, more torture can go on and on.
Won't say, what for; more torture can go on and on.
Yoo and Bush still shilling war.

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Bush said, "What I want to do is rule, and not say why."
Convinced the world his lies were true; Iraq bombed from the sky.
Bush has just nine more months to go; impeach him 'fore he's through!
Stop torture, his "solution" that was cooked up by his crew.

What did Yoo do? He wrote
That "torture can go on and on."
For W., more torture can go on and on.
In times of war, more torture can go on and on.
Won't say, what for; more torture can go on and on.
Yoo and Bush still shilling war.

What did Yoo do? He wrote
That "torture can go on and on."
For W., more torture can go on and on.
In times of war, more torture can go on and on.
Won't say, what for; more torture can go on and on.
Yoo and Bush still shilling war.

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