No Joke's Over The Line
(Sung to the tune of "One Toke Over The Line" by Brewer & Shipley)

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No joke's over the line for Limbaugh, no joke's over the line.
Sh*ttin'-brown clown at his radio station, no joke's over the line.
Hateful rants insane, to your homes are carried,
Limbaugh on his radio time.
Sh*ttin'-brown clown at his radio station, no joke's over the line.

Can't... get enough; his dopes don't see...
Rush ain't changing.. his right-wing lunacy.
Dittoheads' joy is burned into their brains, what Limbaugh says.
Like him, they choose Bush's monarchy.
We're sure their brains are dead; hear them slime...

No joke's over the line for Limbaugh, no joke's over the line.
Sh*ttin'-brown clown at his radio station, no joke's over the line.
Hateful rants insane, to your homes are carried,
Limbaugh on his radio time.
Sh*ttin'-brown clown at his radio station, no joke's over the line.

Rush... selling hate... Rush Country's vile.
Big money he's earning; no substance, only style.
To insults he hurled, he's absorbed quite a few, for he is despised.
His drug-induced hell that he's been through
Made him quite criticized; still sliming...

No joke's over the line for Limbaugh, no joke's over the line.
Sh*ttin'-brown clown at his radio station, no joke's over the line.
Hateful rants insane, to your homes are carried,
Limbaugh on his radio time.
Sh*ttin'-brown clown at his radio station, no joke's over the line.

No joke's over the line for Limbaugh, no joke's over the line.
Sh*ttin'-brown clown at his radio station, no joke's over the line.
Hateful rants insane, to your homes are carried,
Limbaugh on his radio time.
Sh*ttin'-brown clown at his radio station, no joke's over the line.

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What the difference between the Hindenberg and Rush Limbaugh? One's a flaming Nazi gas bag and the other was a zeppelin.

Bush is called the Mad Man, for good reason

... Why... why... do Republicans lie?

Bush Using Gun-Gloat Diplomacy

Presidunce Looneytune

No More Norton (Sec. of Interior Gale Norton resigns)

Bush: Home On The Range(top)

To Conservative Half-Fools, Bush's Glass Is Always Half-Full

Polls Are All Down
(Sung to the tune of "Blow The Man Down")

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Republicans squawkin' 'bout looming defeat.
Dubya's way: polls are all down!
Yes, Bush has been damned for his scandals, takes heat.
Bush regime crimes means polls are all down.

Shrub's unable to counter what buffets him now.
Dubya's way: polls are all down!
Lock these crooks all in jail, 'cause we've had enough now.
Bush regime crimes means polls are all down.

Say, does Dubya speak English? That's nonsense we hear.
Dubya's way: polls are all down!
"My war is on terra, more torture, more fear!"
Bush regime crimes means polls are all down.

Shrub has failed as a skipper; his record does show.
Dubya's way: polls are all down!
Gave no heed to what harm when hurricanes blow.
Bush regime crimes means polls are all down...

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Hey, Cheney! See the handwriting on the wall?

Emperor Crackpot

The Female Name Bush Hates Most...

What Dubya REALLY Cares About

The Right Wing PC Police - Coming To A College Campus Near You

King Fool

American Goth(s)ic(k)

Dubai Flub
(Sung to the tune of "Bye Bye Love" by The Everly Brothers)

Satire targeting the Bush Administration's crackpot plan to turn over the security of 21 major U.S. ports to a state-run company operating out of Dubai, one of the United Arab Emirates, who sponsored the very terrorists Bush vowed to protect our nation against

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Dubai flub!
Dubai deal's a mess.
Bush had no success.
Dubai port deal won't fly-y.

Dubai flub!
Dubya jeered by press.
Hell no, won't confess:
His cronies have Dubai ti-ies.
Dubai port deal won't fly-y.

There goes Bush Baby, who said, "Screw you!
I'll be unhappy, if deal falls through."
The Bush crew's crazy; sh*t they stepped in;
Dubai's dough enhanced what Bush must spin.

Dubai flub!
Dubya jeered by press.
Hell no, won't confess:
His cronies have Dubai ti-ies.
Dubai port deal won't fly-y.

We're through with war dance.
We're through with Shrub.
We're through with counting... more BushCo flubs.
Defied all reason... security
Risked by Bush Baby, clueless is he.

Dubai flub!
Dubya jeered by press.
Hell no, won't confess:
His cronies have Dubai ti-ies.
Dubai port deal won't fly-y.
Dubai port deal won't fly-y.
Dubai port deal won't fly-y.

You're Invited to a Pig Roast... Video footage of Rush Limbaugh getting roasted alive by a hostile studio audience when he guest-hosted Pat Sajak's show in 1990.

(Listen for the "Nazi pig!" catcalls from the audience)

All Time Low
(Sung to the tune of "All Time High" by Rita Coolidge)

Bush's poll numbers continue to fall, to an all-time low of 34% approval... Cheney's poll numbers are even worse, at 18%.

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What Bush wanted was a great distraction; start a war or two.
Secret detentions, he ruled, can't be undone.
Cheney vowed he'd always go with Shrub; they're both crooks, like minds.
But Cheney's aim is quite blind; can't shoot a gun.

At an all-time low...
Their polls sink with Iraq war.
Cheney's polls fell more... than fall of the Shrub.
At an all-time low...
They'll take on the world, through hate.
They'll look to fight, but the Right... won't win.

Oil they want, lives wasted, war momentum lost in quagmire deep.
Bush-Cheney wrong and knee-deep, in deep doo-doo.
Their war crimes: they lied through words for war, now people realize
That Bush was selling us lies, to enrich his crew.

At an all-time low...
Their polls sink with Iraq war.
Cheney's polls fell more... than fall of the Shrub.
At an all-time low...
They'll take on the world, through hate.
They'll look to fight, but the Right... won't win.

They'll look to fight, but the Right... won't win.
At an all-time low...

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