Heinous
(Sung to the tune of "Venus" by Shocking Blue)
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(instrumental intro)
Bush is a monumental flop,
Squirming 'cause this duck is lame.
Now plummeting, fealty to Shrub.
So heinous is his name.
He's rotten!
Bush Baby is rotten!
War... crimes, so heinous!
Shrub's a liar, who should be fired!
Crimes so heinous!
Shrub's a liar, who should be fired!
(instrumental break)
No weapons in Iraq, just lies.
Making war was Bush's plan.
Black gold, the Far Right's true cause.
Now heeds no one else; he's mad. (War!)
He's rotten!
Bush Baby is rotten!
War... crimes, so heinous!
Shrub's a liar, who should be fired!
Crimes so heinous!
Shrub's a liar, who should be fired!
(instrumental break)
He's rotten!
Bush Baby is rotten!
War... crimes, so heinous!
Shrub's a liar, who should be fired!
Crimes so heinous!
Shrub's a liar, who should be fired!
(instrumental ending)
Thursday, December 28, 2006
The Decider
(Sung to the tune of "The Letter" by The Boxtops)
Click HERE for MIDI music
(instrumental intro)
When he gets pissed, drops bombs from aeroplanes.
He'd nuke Iran; his war plan's insane.
Shrub's support is gone, abroad and at home.
Bush Baby's says he's "The Decider."
He don't care how much money he's gonna spend.
He'll stay the course in Iraq without end.
Shrub's support is gone, abroad and at home.
Bush Baby says he's "The Decider."
Bush the looney Decider said about his quagmire, he's winning the war.
Gutted our democracy, our rights were attacked; to Bush Baby, no more!
Go away!
When he gets pissed, drops bombs from aeroplanes.
He'd nuke Iran; his war plan's insane.
Shrub's support is gone, abroad and at home.
Bush Baby says he's "The Decider."
Bush the looney Decider said about his quagmire, he's winning the war.
Gutted our democracy, our rights were attacked; to Bush Baby, no more!
Go away!
When he gets pissed, drops bombs from aeroplanes.
He'd nuke Iran; his war plan's insane.
Shrub's support is gone, abroad and at home.
Bush Baby says he's "The Decider."
Bush Baby says he's "The Decider."
(instrumental intro)
(Sung to the tune of "The Letter" by The Boxtops)
Click HERE for MIDI music
(instrumental intro)
When he gets pissed, drops bombs from aeroplanes.
He'd nuke Iran; his war plan's insane.
Shrub's support is gone, abroad and at home.
Bush Baby's says he's "The Decider."
He don't care how much money he's gonna spend.
He'll stay the course in Iraq without end.
Shrub's support is gone, abroad and at home.
Bush Baby says he's "The Decider."
Bush the looney Decider said about his quagmire, he's winning the war.
Gutted our democracy, our rights were attacked; to Bush Baby, no more!
Go away!
When he gets pissed, drops bombs from aeroplanes.
He'd nuke Iran; his war plan's insane.
Shrub's support is gone, abroad and at home.
Bush Baby says he's "The Decider."
Bush the looney Decider said about his quagmire, he's winning the war.
Gutted our democracy, our rights were attacked; to Bush Baby, no more!
Go away!
When he gets pissed, drops bombs from aeroplanes.
He'd nuke Iran; his war plan's insane.
Shrub's support is gone, abroad and at home.
Bush Baby says he's "The Decider."
Bush Baby says he's "The Decider."
(instrumental intro)
Monday, December 11, 2006
Rove Is Looking For His Touch
(Sung to the tune of "Tush" by ZZ Top)
Click HERE for MIDI music
(instrumental intro)
He f**ked up!
They went down.
G.O.P. burned to the ground.
Rove's disaster: too mu-uch... (uh-oh!)
House and Senate both went down.
Rove ain't looking good to Bush.
It's all bad!
Nothing's good!
Voters told them where they stood.
Rove's disaster: too mu-uch... hmmm?!
House and Senate both went down.
Rove is looking for his touch.
(guitar break)
Bush's pack? Send 'em home!
All by himself, all alone.
Rove's disaster: too mu-uch... hmmm?!
House and Senate both went down.
Rove is looking for his touch.
(repeat and fade)
(Sung to the tune of "Tush" by ZZ Top)
Click HERE for MIDI music
(instrumental intro)
He f**ked up!
They went down.
G.O.P. burned to the ground.
Rove's disaster: too mu-uch... (uh-oh!)
House and Senate both went down.
Rove ain't looking good to Bush.
It's all bad!
Nothing's good!
Voters told them where they stood.
Rove's disaster: too mu-uch... hmmm?!
House and Senate both went down.
Rove is looking for his touch.
(guitar break)
Bush's pack? Send 'em home!
All by himself, all alone.
Rove's disaster: too mu-uch... hmmm?!
House and Senate both went down.
Rove is looking for his touch.
(repeat and fade)
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Impeach Bush, The Right Wing Czar
(Sung to the tune of "Drive My Car" by The Beatles)
Click HERE for MIDI music
(instrumental intro)
Ask the world 'bout George Dubya B:
They said, "Bush Baby's... blind; can't see!
Warmonger! Heinous! A travesty!"
World condemnation still remains unseen.
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!
To save the world now, our prospects ain't good.
Science? Bush Baby misunderstood.
Working for wingnuts, appalling war crimes.
Removing Bush brings us better times.
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
(instrumental break)
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!
Bush told the world they must do things his way.
He wouldn't listen to what they had to say.
Bush got his war; Iraq's breaking apart.
He's Bush The Warmonger, more wars he'd start.
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
(Sung to the tune of "Drive My Car" by The Beatles)
Click HERE for MIDI music
(instrumental intro)
Ask the world 'bout George Dubya B:
They said, "Bush Baby's... blind; can't see!
Warmonger! Heinous! A travesty!"
World condemnation still remains unseen.
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!
To save the world now, our prospects ain't good.
Science? Bush Baby misunderstood.
Working for wingnuts, appalling war crimes.
Removing Bush brings us better times.
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
(instrumental break)
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!
Bush told the world they must do things his way.
He wouldn't listen to what they had to say.
Bush got his war; Iraq's breaking apart.
He's Bush The Warmonger, more wars he'd start.
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Stock up feathers and the tar!
Impeach Bush, the right wing czar!
Bush Baby, we loathe you!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
Bleep-bleep him! Bleep-bleep, yeah!
Monday, November 20, 2006
Impeachment Hell
(Sung to the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis Presley)
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Impeach Bush Baby, quickly!
It's time that his regime fell.
His party went down to its defeat;
Soon... impeachment hell!
Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!
Although Bush once was touted,
His regime's met its doom.
His broken party Congress now cries
With losers' gloom.
Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!
The world's hate, he's sowing,
For Shrub's Iraq attack.
The memos out from Downing Street
Made liars of his pack.
Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!
(instrumental break)
Impeach Bush Baby, quickly!
It's time that his regime fell.
His party went down to its defeat;
Soon... impeachment hell!
Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!
(Sung to the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis Presley)
Click HERE for MIDI music
Impeach Bush Baby, quickly!
It's time that his regime fell.
His party went down to its defeat;
Soon... impeachment hell!
Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!
Although Bush once was touted,
His regime's met its doom.
His broken party Congress now cries
With losers' gloom.
Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!
The world's hate, he's sowing,
For Shrub's Iraq attack.
The memos out from Downing Street
Made liars of his pack.
Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!
(instrumental break)
Impeach Bush Baby, quickly!
It's time that his regime fell.
His party went down to its defeat;
Soon... impeachment hell!
Bush Baby...
Bush and his cronies should be...
Impeached, these phonies...
Bush and his cronies, say goodbye!
Friday, November 17, 2006
Good Riddance To The Gingrichites
CBS' Dick Meyer: GOP 'Chess Club' Ruled The House For 12 Years And Won't Be Missed
Excerpt:
"...The iconic figures of this era were Newt Gingrich, Richard Armey and Tom Delay. They were zealous advocates of free markets, low taxes and the pursuit of wealth; they were hawks and often bellicose; they were brutal critics of big government.
Yet none of these guys had success in capitalism. None made any real money before coming to Congress. None of them spent a day in uniform. And they all spent the bulk of their adult careers getting paychecks from the big government they claimed to despise. Two resigned in disgrace.
Having these guys in charge of a radical conservative agenda was like, well, putting Mark Foley in charge of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus. Indeed, Foley was elected in the Class of '94 and is not an inappropriate symbol of their regime.
More than the others, Newton Leroy Gingrich lived out a very special hypocrisy. In addition to the above biographical dissonance, Gingrich was one of the most sharp-tongued, articulate and persuasive attack dogs in modern politics. His favorite target was the supposed immorality and corruption of the Democratic Party. With soaring rhetoric, he condemned his opponents as anti-American and dangerous to our country's family values — "grotesque" was a favorite word.
Yet this was a man who was divorced twice — the first time when his wife was hospitalized for cancer treatment, the second time after an affair was revealed."
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Monday, November 13, 2006
They Lost And Now They're Reeling
(Sung to the tune of "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" by The Righteous Brothers)
The perfect storm of a lost war in Iraq, scandals, and corruption cause voters to reject Bush's policies, as the Republicans lose both the House and Senate, leaving Bush a lame (dead) duck
Click HERE for MIDI music
(instrumental intro)
Voters exposed the lies of his war, while more scandal drips.
Our nation's rudderless; Bush is sore, as his power slips.
Shrub's lying hard, but he's blown it (did he!)
Bush Baby, voters have shown it...
They lost, and now they're reeling.
G.O.P. now is reeling.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
Congress gone... gone... gone... oh, yeah!
Rumsfeld, a war-crime crook we despise,
Likewise, W.
The press is starting to criticize everything he'll do.
Bush now wants more secret spying (does he?)
Bush Baby, now your regime is dying.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
G.O.P. now is reeling.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
Congress gone... gone... gone... oh, yeah!
Hey, Bush Baby... your Congress gone because of you.
Voters no longer love you, like they used to do... (yeah!)
Rejected Shrub... the Shrub... the Shrub, this past election day.
And Rove... Rove... Rove... Rove let it slip away!
Fading (fading)... fading (fading)...
The party of sleaze (Sleaze!)
The party of sleaze (Sleaze!)
It's greed they love! (It's greed they love!)
It's greed they love! (It's greed they love!)
Republicans sacked! (Republicans sacked!)
Republicans sacked! (Republicans sacked!)
Got sacked, and now they're reeling.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
Got sacked, and now they're reeling.
Congress gone... gone... gone...
Bush just can't go on,
No-o-o-o-o....
Got sacked, and now they're reeling.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
Got sacked, and now they're reeling.
Congress gone... gone... gone...
Bush just can't go on,
No-o-o-o-o....
(repeat refrain and fade)
(Sung to the tune of "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" by The Righteous Brothers)
The perfect storm of a lost war in Iraq, scandals, and corruption cause voters to reject Bush's policies, as the Republicans lose both the House and Senate, leaving Bush a lame (dead) duck
Click HERE for MIDI music
(instrumental intro)
Voters exposed the lies of his war, while more scandal drips.
Our nation's rudderless; Bush is sore, as his power slips.
Shrub's lying hard, but he's blown it (did he!)
Bush Baby, voters have shown it...
They lost, and now they're reeling.
G.O.P. now is reeling.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
Congress gone... gone... gone... oh, yeah!
Rumsfeld, a war-crime crook we despise,
Likewise, W.
The press is starting to criticize everything he'll do.
Bush now wants more secret spying (does he?)
Bush Baby, now your regime is dying.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
G.O.P. now is reeling.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
Congress gone... gone... gone... oh, yeah!
Hey, Bush Baby... your Congress gone because of you.
Voters no longer love you, like they used to do... (yeah!)
Rejected Shrub... the Shrub... the Shrub, this past election day.
And Rove... Rove... Rove... Rove let it slip away!
Fading (fading)... fading (fading)...
The party of sleaze (Sleaze!)
The party of sleaze (Sleaze!)
It's greed they love! (It's greed they love!)
It's greed they love! (It's greed they love!)
Republicans sacked! (Republicans sacked!)
Republicans sacked! (Republicans sacked!)
Got sacked, and now they're reeling.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
Got sacked, and now they're reeling.
Congress gone... gone... gone...
Bush just can't go on,
No-o-o-o-o....
Got sacked, and now they're reeling.
They lost, and now they're reeling.
Got sacked, and now they're reeling.
Congress gone... gone... gone...
Bush just can't go on,
No-o-o-o-o....
(repeat refrain and fade)
When Rummy Comes Marching Home
(To the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home")
Parody lyrics by Mark Hoolihan
Click HERE for MIDI music
When Rummy comes marching home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll say he is a brilliant man
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Republicans will pretend to sob
And Bush will say 'heckuva job'
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home
The body bags we'll pile high
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Facts we don't like we will deny
Hurray! Hurrah!
Republicans will sing his praise
And talk of progress every day
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home
Get ready for the legacy
Hurrah! Hurrah!
A quagmire no victory
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The laurel wreath is ready now
To place upon his loyal brow
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home
Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (http://www.hoolinet.com)
Copyright 2006 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.
(To the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home")
Parody lyrics by Mark Hoolihan
Click HERE for MIDI music
When Rummy comes marching home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll say he is a brilliant man
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Republicans will pretend to sob
And Bush will say 'heckuva job'
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home
The body bags we'll pile high
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Facts we don't like we will deny
Hurray! Hurrah!
Republicans will sing his praise
And talk of progress every day
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home
Get ready for the legacy
Hurrah! Hurrah!
A quagmire no victory
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The laurel wreath is ready now
To place upon his loyal brow
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home
Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the Hoolinet (http://www.hoolinet.com)
Copyright 2006 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Bush Daddy To The Rescue...In the aftermath of the disastrous mid-term elections, Bush Daddy and his gang are now trying to salvage Dubya's presi-dunce-y
Parody originally written on May 10, 2002:
Bush Daddy To The Rescue
(Sung to the tune of "Jim Dandy" by Black Oak Arkansas)
(Sorry, no MIDI music is available)
(instrumental intro)
(Chorus)
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
He had Dubya installed on top.
Junior hates the heat; he'll flop.
Daddy Bush is the power source.
Helps Dubya ride his horse.
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
They took over the world, by coup.
Little George don't know what to do.
Dick Cheney helps him get by.
There isn't anything the Right won't try.
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
Out joy riding on a submarine:
Bush's donors thought it was so keen.
Then they rammed a boat, which cost nine lives.
Captain took the rap, so Bush survives.
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
Nineteen terrorists all took great pains
To hit buildings with hijacked airplanes.
Bush had business ties of ill repute,
Now the Carlyle Group are gettin' loot.
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
(repeat chorus and fade)
Parody originally written on May 10, 2002:
Bush Daddy To The Rescue
(Sung to the tune of "Jim Dandy" by Black Oak Arkansas)
(Sorry, no MIDI music is available)
(instrumental intro)
(Chorus)
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
He had Dubya installed on top.
Junior hates the heat; he'll flop.
Daddy Bush is the power source.
Helps Dubya ride his horse.
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
They took over the world, by coup.
Little George don't know what to do.
Dick Cheney helps him get by.
There isn't anything the Right won't try.
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
Out joy riding on a submarine:
Bush's donors thought it was so keen.
Then they rammed a boat, which cost nine lives.
Captain took the rap, so Bush survives.
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
Nineteen terrorists all took great pains
To hit buildings with hijacked airplanes.
Bush had business ties of ill repute,
Now the Carlyle Group are gettin' loot.
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Bush Daddy to the rescue!
Old Bush Daddy! Old Bush Daddy!
(repeat chorus and fade)
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