It's A Crime And It's Treason
(Sung to the tune of "Time Of The Season" by The Zombies)

Satire about top Bush advisor Karl Rove, who has been named as the source of the treasonous 2003 leaking of the identity of covert CIA spy Valerie Plame, in order to extract petty revenge on her husband, Ambassador Joseph Wilson, for exposing the Bush Administration's false stories about yellow cake uranium and ties to Iraq, used to justify Bush's unprovoked war on Iraq

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It's a crime... and it's treason...
Karl Rove denies...
But this time, he was extra sleazy.
Outed a spy, for sheer vengeance.

Mistake; where can he run to?
Have him canned!
Expose what he has done:
It's a crime, and it's trea-ea-son, what Rove did...

Thuggish game (thuggish game)...
Bush's caddy (Bush's caddy)...
(Rove just itched) Rove just itched to plea-ease.

His mistaken (his mistaken)
Vicious crime (vicious crime)
(Has blown) Has blown cover spies need to live.

Rove thought he was holy (Holy sh*t)
Rove really has to go-o...
It's a crime, and it's trea-ea-son, what Rove did...

(long instrumental solo)

Thuggish game (thuggish game)...
Bush's caddy (Bush's caddy)...
(Rove just itched) Rove just itched to plea-ease.

His mistaken (his mistaken)
Vicious crime (vicious crime)
(Has blown) Has blown cover spies need to live.

Rove thought he was holy (Holy sh*t)
Rove really has to go-o...
It's a crime, and it's trea-ea-son, what Rove did...

(long instrumental solo and fade)

"I sometimes feel that Alfred E. Neuman is in charge in Washington." -Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY)

Bush still says No to Kyoto

Hey, Rove! Isn't it nice to be wanted?

Frog-march this toad to the hoosegow

"...I will not take the Plame -- er, blame"

A horse is a horse, of course, of course... but is he a pResident you'd endorse?!

I Won't Debate, 'Cause I'm King
(Sung to the tune of "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" from the Disney movie, "The Lion King")

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As sung by Dubya, The Lyin' King

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I'm gonna be a right wing king; so enemies, beware!

(We've never seen a king who needs to cling to Tony Blair)

I'm gonna be a President
Like no king was before.
I'm brushing up my golden crown.
I'm working up more war!

(Shrub's war: an all-conspiring thing)

No, I won't debate, 'cause I'm king!

No one saying, "Boo, hiss!"
No one saying, "Be fair."
No one saying, "Drop that."
No one saying, "Be clear."
Free to goof around all day...
Free to do it all my way!

(He thinks war crimes have passed him by;
Deranged right from the start.)

Kings don't need advice,
'Cause all my press shills play their part.

(Look out just where Shrub's theocracy is headed.
There's no doubt - aren't you nervous? Drunk with apathy?
It's what his gang's about...
Pop's child is getting wildly far right wing.)

No, I won't debate, 'cause I'm king!
Everybody hates Left!
Everybody loves Right!
Everywhere you look, I'm...
Hogging up the spotlight.

(You bet!)

I deflect heat by blowing smoke in rings...
World fears my every word, and bombs we fling...
I'm gonna be right wingers' finest thing...

No, I won't debate, 'cause I'm king!
No, I won't debate, 'cause I'm king!
No, I won't debate... won't debate... 'cause I'm king!

Cranky Poodle Tony
(Sung to the tune of "Yankee Doodle Dandy" by James Cagney)

Satire about British Prime Minister Tony Blair, now ont he defensive, exposed by the leaked Downing Street memos as being a willing conspirator to lie to Bush's phony reasons for war on Iraq

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Bush's cranky poodle, Tony...
A cranky poodle Brits despise.
Obsequious follower of Bush's scam:
War on Iraq, sold through lies.

Bush polls have tanked; we wished he'd depart
With Blair, Bush's poodle toy.
Bush's poodle sent from London
Words to hide the phony war scam through Bush's pseudo-ploy.

(repeat verses)

Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Shrub (Small Tree)

Song parody originally posted August 10, 2003...

Lied 'Bout Yellow Cake And Got A War For Me
(Sung to the tune of "Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak Tree" by Tony Orlando & Dawn)

As sung by Dubya, The Lyin' King:

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(instrumental intro)

Polls suck at home; I'm bidin' time.
Though I failed at oil biz, this throne is mine.
But if things don't get better, selling new wars sets me free.
Though I don't know what to do, neocons want me.
Neocons want me.

I lied 'bout yellow cake and got a war for me.
It's been three long years; my foes still taunt me.
Though lyin' and still fibbin', Bush fans vote for me.
Look tough, hear me cuss; I won't be a wuss.
Put no blame on me.
So what? I lied 'bout yellow cake and got a war (and got a war) for me.

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"Conniver!" world screamed at me.
But I really couldn't care, 'cause I don't see.
Protestors should get prison; Ashcroft, throw away the key.
A lie 'bout yellow cake uranium got war for me.
My war, I sold with ease...

I lied 'bout yellow cake and got a war for me.
It's been three long years; my foes still taunt me.
Though lyin' and still fibbin', Bush fans vote for me.
Look tough, hear me cuss; I won't be a wuss.
Put no blame on me.
So what? I lied 'bout yellow cake and got a war (and got a war) for me.

(instrumental break)

Now the whole damned world is jeering...
'Cause they don't believe in me...
My lie 'bout yellow cake still got a war (still got a war) for me.
They're dumb at home...

Eat your yellow cake, and vote for me...
Eat your yellow cake, and vote for me...
Eat your yellow cake, and vote for me...

(fade)

"...Every time, for every purpose: 9-11"

Song parody originally posted June 9, 2003

Burn! Burn! Burn!
(Sung to the tune of "Turn! Turn! Turn" (To Everything There Is A Season) by The Byrds)

(As sung by Emperor Dubya Bush:)

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Bomb everything! Burn! Burn! Burn!
War needs no reason! Burn! Burn! Burn!
Every time, for every purpose: 9-11.

One time I'd worn: Osama would die.
No time - I can't: he's hiding too deep.
Need time to kill, for my polls to heal.
In time, my staff will call my veep.

Bomb everything! Burn! Burn! Burn!
War needs no reason! Burn! Burn! Burn!
Every time, for every purpose: 9-11.

Regimes to build up, regimes to break down.
Regimes likes France, regimes that are foreign.
Regimes to cast away bombs.
Regimes we'll blast and bomb together.

Bomb everything! Burn! Burn! Burn!
War needs no reason! Burn! Burn! Burn!
Every time, for every purpose: 9-11.

A time for war, no time for peace.
A time to love, this time of hate.
In time, I will erase.
War crimes from your brains, I'm erasing.

Bomb everything! Burn! Burn! Burn!
War needs no reason! Burn! Burn! Burn!
Every time, for every purpose: 9-11.

In time, I'll gain; in time, can't lose.
In time, pretend; in time, I'll crow.
In time, you'll love this time of hate.
No time for peace - make war, let's celebrate.

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Pack The Court
(Sung to the tune of "Rock The Boat" by The Hues Corporation)

With Sandra Day O'Connor retiring from the United States Supreme Court, and ailing Chief Justice William Rhenquist expected to follow, Bush's right wing base are yammering to pack the Supreme Court with right wing fundamentalists

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Bush is going nowhere; quagmired "motion."
Bush is going nowhere; quagmired "motion."
He'll pack the Court (with right wing nut crazies)
Pack the Court (our rights will be over)
Pack the Court (with right wing nut crazies)
Pack the Cour-our-our-ourt...

Ever since the era of Shrub began,
So much sleaze spilled out like a gusher through this land.
Bush's "charm" is really rife with hypocrisy.
Bush didn't win, because the race defrauded you and me.

The Shrub's non-leadership has set in motion:
Wars now failing, human cargo tortured, crony promotion.

Bush is going nowhere; quagmired "motion."
Bush is going nowhere; quagmired "motion."
He'll pack the Court (with right wing nut crazies)
Pack the Court (our rights will be over)
Pack the Court (with right wing nut crazies)
Pack the Cour-our-our-ourt...

Up to now, he's failed; screwed every norm
Of human rights, when suspects are "rendered," get deformed.
Sleaze and greed have right wing strength, opposed to you
Our rights were stripped away through fear by Shrub, and he's not through.

The Shrub's non-leadership has set in motion:
Wars now failing, human cargo tortured, crony promotion.

Bush is going nowhere; quagmired "motion."
Bush is going nowhere; quagmired "motion."
He'll pack the Court (with right wing nut crazies)
Pack the Court (our rights will be over)
Pack the Court (with right wing nut crazies)
Pack the Cour-our-our-ourt...

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One Battle, Two Battles
(Sung to the tune of "One Paddle, Two Paddle" by Don Ho)

Sandra Day O'Connor has recently announced her retirement from the United States Supreme Court, triggering a frenzy of political activity seeking to influence pResident Bush's nomination to fill her vacancy. Also looming is a future replacement for ailing Chief Supremo William Rhenquist

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One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
Forces on the Right... hate those on the Left.
Future judges all must pass... their litmus test.

Sandra Day O'Connor... will retire
From the Supreme Court.
Bush will pick a new judge... to serve a lifetime.
Right Wing now says, "It's war!"
For it's

One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
Forces on the Right... hate those on the Left
Future judges all must pass... their litmus test.

Right wing wants more powers,
Still more powers; to force the way things go.
Supreme Court appointments... will last a lifetime.
Right Wing now says, "It's war!"
For it's

One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
Forces on the Right... hate those on the Left
Future judges all must pass... their litmus test.

Rhenquist may retire... soon retire...
From the Supreme Court.
Bush will pick a new judge... to serve a lifetime.
Right Wing now says, "It's war!"
For it's

One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
Forces on the Right... hate those on the Left.
Future judges all must pass.... their litmus test.

One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.

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