The Boot Newt Sing Along Blog

2011-08-09T06:51:00.007-05:00

Not Crazy
(Sung to the tune of "Crazy" by Patsy Cline)
Click HERE for MIDI music

As sung by the unhinged Rep. Michele "Batshit Crazy" Bachmann (R-IA), who wants to be U.S. President:

(instrumental intro)

Crazy? Who's crazy? My opponents, only.
I'm crazy? Not crazy, it just isn't true.

I knew... teabaggers love me when I'm taunted
And soon, one day, my power ambitions come true.

Hurry... must make my moves in a hurry
Wonderin'... what does a President do?

Crazy? Stop thinkin', just do what I've told you
Not crazy for lyin', not crazy for tryin'
Not crazy; need votes from you.

Crazy? Stop thinkin', just do what I've told you
Not crazy for lyin', not crazy for tryin'
Not crazy; need votes from you.

2011-06-10T00:46:00.003-05:00

All of Newt Gingrich's top campaign workers have fled his presidential campaign

http://lynnrockets.wordpress.com/2011/06/10/newt-gets-the-boot/

YOU’RE A HAS-BEEN, NEWT GINGRICH
Parody lyrics by Lynn Rockets
(sung to the Dr. Seuss song “The Grinch That Stole Christmas”)

You’re a has-been, Newt Gingrich
You’re lacking in appeal
Your were ousted as The Speaker
No one wants to hear you squeal
Newt Gingrich

You’re a unicycle
Without even one wheel

You’ve had three wives, Newt Gingrich
A mistress in the hole
Philandering’s your day job
You’re a slimy ugly troll
Newt Gingich

These woman that like you, must
Be on work release or parole

You’re a vile one, Newt Gingrich
Your words reek with rancid bile
Your criticism of Bill Clinton
As you’re cheating all the while
Newt Gingrich

There couldn’t be a bigger hypocrite
Within a Midwest country mile

You’re a foul one, Newt Gingrich
Your first divorce smelled of skunk
Your wife, Jackie fighting cancer
You told her she was junk
Newt Gingrich

The nicest words to describe you,
Are, as follows, and I quote, Pink. Wank, Punk

You’re a coward, Newt Gingrich
Avoided your army spot
Deferment-seeking chicken-hawk
That likes to talk real tough
Newt Gingrich

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
With the most disgraceful assortment of Republican
Sound-bytes imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots

You’re the racist, Newt Gingrich
It’s not Judge Sotomayor
You play the race card as a white guy
That’s so laughable I’m sure
Newt Gingrich

You’re a stinking pile of vomit
Sitting in the sun
With feces on top

2011-06-06T01:15:00.003-05:00

One Nutcase, One Bus

2011-02-21T11:36:00.000-06:00

STOP Imperial Scott Walker!

2011-01-31T00:29:00.000-06:00

Ohio Gov. John Kasich lampooned in musical parody of "Never Been To Spain"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvzwV-Qnbrc
Subodh Chandra: I Never Knew A Black Man

2010-12-10T00:15:00.000-06:00

O Little Brain of Rush Limbaugh
(Sung to the tune of "O Little Town of Bethlehem")

(Click HERE for MIDI music)

O little brain of Rush Limbaugh
How sneakily can he lie?
His thoughts aren't deep
So we must sweep his sophistry from on high

Each day, he will encourage
The mean and nasty Right
All of his peers are bored to tears
Because he's so uptight

For Rush has sworn to carry
The banner for what he loves
Each morning brings the same old things
He bashes the liberal doves

He's boring as the weather
His fame gave him his girth
We'll taunt and sing
Of Rush the King
Of Trash, that's all he's worth

2010-11-15T00:38:00.001-06:00

Charge of the Blight Brigade

2010-11-15T00:27:00.001-06:00

Bush Admits He Allowed Torture As President

2010-11-15T00:26:00.001-06:00

Elephant in the room: Michelle Bachmann

2010-11-15T00:25:00.001-06:00

Cheney, Oil Vampire

2010-11-15T00:24:00.002-06:00

A Thousand Points Of Blight

2010-11-15T00:23:00.001-06:00

The Worst President EVER

2010-08-10T00:48:00.018-05:00

After 12 Years, is it time to Boot Newt again?

Newt Gingrich: The Indispensable Republican
By John H. Richardson

In the twelve years since he resigned in defeat and disgrace, he has been carefully plotting his return to power. As 2012 approaches, he has raised as much money as all of his potential rivals combined and sits atop the polls for the Republican presidential nomination. But just who is Newton Leroy Gingrich, really? An epic and bizarre story of American power in an unsettled age.

2010-08-03T00:25:00.002-05:00

Ex-CEO Tony Hayward to star in re-make of movie?

2010-08-03T00:22:00.002-05:00

Now Being Served In The Gulf of Mexico

2010-08-03T00:18:00.002-05:00

Gov. Jan Brewer (R-AZ) Ain't No Lady Liberty

2010-08-03T00:16:00.001-05:00

Palin Best-S(m)eller

2010-06-03T00:36:00.000-05:00

Animals of the BP Gulf oil well disaster

2010-06-03T00:32:00.000-05:00

Fears that the loop current will spread the BP oil plume are well-founded

2010-06-03T00:24:00.000-05:00

After its Gulf of Mexico oil well disaster, BP gets a new name (Big Polluter) and bullseye logo

2010-05-26T00:41:00.000-05:00

Hey, Rush, here is what a feminazi looks like

2010-05-26T00:39:00.001-05:00

Newt Gingrich resigned from Congress in disgrace in 1998, but the pig can't stay away from politics or shooting off his big mouth

2010-05-10T00:12:00.000-05:00

Let Rush Limbaugh eat the BP oil slick!

2010-05-10T00:09:00.000-05:00

Tea Party jerks the Grand Old Party

2010-04-26T00:22:00.001-05:00

Squeeze Wall Street by the (right wing) nuts

2010-04-26T00:17:00.000-05:00

So says Mooselini, aka Il Doofus

2010-04-14T00:12:00.001-05:00

John McCain's Straitjacket Express

"Sarah Palin blew my only chance to be President! Arrgghh!!!"

2010-04-13T00:32:00.004-05:00

Kentucky Fried Chickenhawks

(Rush Limbaugh gets his own bucket)

2010-04-07T00:15:00.000-05:00

Dick In The Box: The Impossible Ream?

2010-04-07T00:05:00.000-05:00

Reality show for teabaggers

2010-04-06T15:56:00.001-05:00

Foaming At The Mouth

2010-04-06T00:17:00.000-05:00

The GOP Elephant Man (Pariah)

2010-04-06T00:08:00.001-05:00

Republicanese

2010-04-06T00:05:00.000-05:00

Endless War & Mindless Tax Cuts Are GOP Specialties

2010-04-06T00:04:00.001-05:00

Tropical Pig Roast: Rush Moves to Costa Rica

2010-04-03T10:52:00.000-05:00

New Republican Party Logo!

(Republicans think pole-dancing is a sport)

2010-03-27T00:16:00.004-05:00

Earliest Tea Party protest

2010-03-27T00:11:00.002-05:00

And the "Moral Majority" was neither of the two

2010-03-27T00:08:00.002-05:00

Blight from the Right, babble from the rabble

2010-03-27T00:05:00.002-05:00

Faux News: We Distort, We Deride

2010-03-27T00:02:00.001-05:00

First patient for Obamacare

2010-03-26T23:56:00.003-05:00

Tea Party's true flavor

2010-03-26T23:53:00.003-05:00

GOP toes the line, hits third rail

2010-03-26T23:36:00.003-05:00

GOP Whine: Drink Deeply
by Gene Lyons

2010-03-26T23:28:00.001-05:00

GOP gets shot with elephant gun

2010-03-25T00:42:00.000-05:00

The Ballad Of Rush Limbaugh, by Nona Hendryx

2010-03-25T00:40:00.001-05:00

Sore Loser Republicans fight health care reform to the bitter end

2010-03-22T01:42:00.000-05:00

Tea Baggers Lose Health Care Reform Battle

2010-03-22T01:29:00.000-05:00

Now that health care reform has passed in Congress, when is Rush Limbaugh going to leave the country, as he had promised?

2010-03-22T00:42:00.001-05:00

If Eve was Adam's rib, then Ann Coulter is (has an) Adam's apple

2010-03-22T00:41:00.002-05:00

Know-Nothingism is alive and well in Texas, running the school board

2010-03-22T00:40:00.000-05:00

If Jesus had returned as Glenn Beck

2010-03-22T00:32:00.000-05:00

Darth Cheney & Daughter

2010-03-19T07:24:00.001-05:00

On March 19, 2010, Karl Rove will be promoting his new book of lies in downtown Chicago at the Union League Club, reportedly getting $100,000 for a single speech. Protestors calling him a war criminal are already gathered outside.

2010-03-19T07:22:00.001-05:00

Originally posted July 20, 2005

Rove Propaganda
(Sung to the tune of "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow)

Click HERE for MIDI music

(instrumental intro)

His name is Dubya - pissed off the whole world.
Claimed, "Yellowcake is everywhere, so we must bomb Saddam's lair!"
Lies fabricated, bullsh*t and ca-ca...
And while he tried to be the czar, Karl always went too far.
Rove's boss would start a war, and Rove was keeping score,
While slinging dung to provide Bush cover.
What is Rove there for?

Karl Rove, yeah! (Rove!) Rove propaganda (propaganda),
Reads like Downing Street memoranda (lies)...
Karl Rove, yeah! Rove propaganda...
Misused "compassion," for Bush, Rove refashioned...
A makeover... for "Hero" Shrub.
(Rove, yeah... Rove propaganda...)

Plame's name was leaked, so... Rove could remind us
Warmonger Shrub's foreign affairs needed liars just like Blair.
Law was diminished, when Rove ran over...
Joe Wilson; revenge went too far, Rove has failed to shield his czar.
Soon verbal punches flew, from press to Bush's crew.
Iraqi blood and a smoking gun plot; people now see through...

Karl Rove, yeah! (Rove!) Rove propaganda (propaganda),
Reads like Downing Street memoranda (lies)...
Karl Rove, yeah! Rove propaganda...
Misused "compassion," for Bush, Rove refashioned...
A makeover... No "Hero," Shrub...

Rove, yeah... Rove propaganda...
Rove propaganda...
Rove propaganda...
Rove propaganda...
Misused "compassion," Bush was refashioned...

(instrumental break)

The name of Dubya... hated by whole world.
He has a few more years to go, as a lame duck full of woe.
Turd Blossom hissed, "No!" - denied involvement.
But the big mess he made was aired;
Tarred and feathered, Rove's affair.
Though Rove was Bush's mind, we think hate made him blind.
Rove hates the truth; propping up a phony.
Jail him and his kind.

Ban Karl Rove, yeah! (Rove!) Rove propaganda (propaganda)...
Reads like Downing Street memoranda (lies)...
Karl Rove, yeah! Rove propaganda...
Misused "compassion," for Bush, Rove refashioned...
A makeover... Downfall for Shrub...

Downfall for Shrub...
Downfall for Shrub...
Downfall for Shrub...

(repeat last line and fade)

2010-03-17T00:18:00.000-05:00

GOP Favors Bimbo Ticket in 2012

2010-03-17T00:09:00.000-05:00

Reminder of the Reagan budget deficits

2010-03-17T00:06:00.001-05:00

Texas History Textbooks (and other works of fiction)

2010-03-17T00:02:00.001-05:00

GOP ABout To Get Steamrolled?

2010-03-15T00:51:00.001-05:00

Put yourself inside a great anti-Glenn Beck news parody
http://beck.cnnbcvideo.com

2010-03-10T12:51:00.000-06:00

Politics According To The Simpsons

2010-03-10T01:15:00.001-06:00

Singer Jane Jensen blasts John Yoo and his torture memos

2010-03-10T00:58:00.000-06:00

Family Scam

2010-03-10T00:55:00.000-06:00

Like sitting on a nest of rotten eggs

2010-03-10T00:40:00.001-06:00

GREED with a capital G

2010-03-10T00:35:00.000-06:00

Message For Sarah Palin

2010-03-10T00:32:00.000-06:00

The Cheneys are really popular nowadays (NOT)

2010-02-12T00:11:00.001-06:00

Can Sarah spell her own name without looking at her hand?

2010-02-12T00:08:00.000-06:00

The Meathead puts his baseball experience to work

2010-02-12T00:06:00.000-06:00

Why we need a single-payer health care system

2010-02-12T00:04:00.001-06:00

Morons Who Self-Advertise

2010-02-02T01:03:00.000-06:00

NASA Cuts Budget

2010-02-02T00:51:00.000-06:00

Red-faced Teabagger, aka Blithering Idiot

2010-02-02T00:48:00.001-06:00

Fat Cat Republicans and their past baggage

2010-02-02T00:45:00.000-06:00

If U.S. style health care were practiced in Haiti

2010-02-02T00:42:00.000-06:00

The Republican Bloc(kheads)

2010-02-02T00:02:00.000-06:00

It's true: Years ago, Sarah Palin once dressed up as Tiny Fey for Halloween

2010-01-25T14:56:00.000-06:00

Rush Hour Indigestion

2010-01-25T00:59:00.000-06:00

Nitwit

2010-01-25T00:53:00.000-06:00

What Ails the U.S. Republic

2010-01-25T00:50:00.000-06:00

Never again!

2010-01-25T00:47:00.000-06:00

"No, we ain't joking... We're the Supreme Court majority, and we've declared that corporations are people, too."

2009-12-15T00:55:00.001-06:00

The Anti-GOP Christmas Song Parody Book
'Tis The Season - Tease Their Folly

2009-12-15T00:52:00.000-06:00

Caribou Crapola

http://act.credoaction.com/campaign/sarahsfullofcrap/

2009-11-10T00:11:00.000-06:00

Alice In Blunderland

2009-11-10T00:08:00.001-06:00

Rogue Vogue

2009-11-09T00:44:00.000-06:00

How All Revolutions End: The Conservative Edition

2009-11-09T00:42:00.000-06:00

The Legacy Of Failure-In-Chief George W. Bush

2009-11-06T01:09:00.001-06:00

Carrie Prejean, Pinhead Pinup, drops her lawsuit against Miss Universe Pageant when her own sex tape is exposed

2009-11-06T01:06:00.000-06:00

So what's the (w)rap about Sarah Palin?

2009-11-06T01:00:00.001-06:00

B-b-but the pundits declared that health care reform was dead...

2009-11-06T00:54:00.000-06:00

The GOP Shrinks Into Oblivion

2009-11-06T00:50:00.001-06:00

Palin Blows It

2009-10-23T00:22:00.000-05:00

Orrin Hatch

2009-10-23T00:19:00.000-05:00

The Ego Has Landed

2009-10-01T00:52:00.000-05:00

Blazing Saddles 2009

2009-10-01T00:48:00.001-05:00

Rush Limbaugh vs. Glenn Beck: Fathead Sumo Smackdown!

2009-10-01T00:45:00.000-05:00

Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) as Heiress (Airhead) Patty Hearst (Worst)

2009-09-25T00:22:00.000-05:00

Whack A Wingnut!
Wack-A-Wingnut

2009-09-09T00:40:00.000-05:00

Gang Up On The Gang Of Six